{"id":8513,"date":"2014-09-03T06:39:07","date_gmt":"2014-09-03T06:39:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=8513"},"modified":"2014-09-03T06:39:07","modified_gmt":"2014-09-03T06:39:07","slug":"vreau-mai-multe-evenimente-literare-ca-ala-de-ieri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/vreau-mai-multe-evenimente-literare-ca-ala-de-ieri\/","title":{"rendered":"Vreau mai multe evenimente literare ca \u0103la de ieri"},"content":{"rendered":"

Am foarte pu\u0163ini amici litera\u0163i consacra\u0163i, pentru c\u0103 mul\u0163i autori consacra\u0163i, ca \u015fi mul\u0163i critici consacra\u0163i, se cred miejii universului (plural coc\u0103l\u0103resc ales inten\u0163ionat.). Nu, nu la modul glume\u0163 \u00een care o mai ard eu gigiduru-itor. Chiar se cred miejii universului, \u015fi asta se reflect\u0103 prin
\na: o diaree verbal\u0103 sfor\u0103itoare f\u0103r\u0103 cap \u015fi coad\u0103, care ucide de plictiseal\u0103
\nb: o infla\u0163ie criminal\u0103 de neologisme \u015fi de p\u0103s\u0103reasc\u0103 cronic\u0103reasc\u0103, intens antipatic\u0103 auzului.
\nc: o atitudine anost-arogant\u0103, care \u00een esen\u0163\u0103 se reduce la “S\u0103 ne suge\u0163i pula!”, dar simandicos. “S\u0103 ne suge\u0163i pula simandicos”.<\/p>\n

A, b \u015fi c reunite fac ca mie s\u0103-mi fie o sc\u00e2rb\u0103 de nedescris de autorul rom\u00e2n buric al p\u0103m\u00e2ntului \u015fi s\u0103 fug de evenimente literare ca dracu’ de t\u0103m\u00e2ie. Ieri am f\u0103cut totu\u015fi o excep\u0163ie \u015fi m-am pus la \u00eent\u00e2lnirea cu Alex \u015etef\u0103nescu, moderat\u0103 de Speedy Gonzales Huckleberry Finul D\u0103nu\u0163 Boeriu.<\/p>\n

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Alex \u015etef\u0103nescu pare pogor\u00e2t din cu totul alt univers dec\u00e2t cel schi\u0163at de mine mai sus. Cu o prezen\u0163\u0103 adorabil-candid\u0103 – parc\u0103 ar fi piticul al \u015faptelea din Alb\u0103-ca-Z\u0103pada, cu un discurs de o normalitate absolut\u0103 \u015fi complet lipsit de metamorfozele hermeneutice ale unui structuralism infuzat subversiv cu accente de axiologie transversal-transfocat\u0103, cu o prezen\u0163\u0103 de spirit foarte tonic\u0103 \u015fi cu un chef de povestit absolut contagios, a stat cu noi o or\u0103 \u015fi jum\u0103tate. \u015ei nici n-am sim\u0163it cum a trecut acest timp.<\/p>\n

Referitor la D\u0103nu\u0163 (Boeriu) pot zice c\u0103 dac\u0103 l-a\u015f fi cunoscut personal, nu m-a\u015f fi certat niciodat\u0103 cu el pe internet. N-ai cum s\u0103 te cer\u0163i cu o fiin\u0163\u0103 mititic\u0103, Harry Potteristic\u0103 \u015fi cu un accent b\u0103n\u0103\u0163ean absolut hazliu, dec\u00e2t dac\u0103 ai \u00een loc de inim\u0103 un veritabil Stonehenge.<\/p>\n

Referitor la discu\u0163ia \u00een sine, pot zice c\u0103 Harry Potter de Banat n-a condus-o deloc r\u0103u. N-a fost un dialog gen “Vai ce de\u015ftept sunte\u0163i, maestre, da\u0163i-mi voie s\u0103 m\u0103 pun pre\u015f la picioarele dvs.” Nici concurs de coaie neologistice, cum suspectez c\u0103 va fi edi\u0163ia cu Daniel Cristea – Enache.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2teva idei care mi-au pl\u0103cut mult:<\/p>\n

-A) Critica nu e o \u015ftiin\u0163\u0103. Pentru c\u0103 nu opereaz\u0103 cu fenomene previzibile \u015fi egale cu ele \u00eensele. Arta \u00ee\u015fi creeaz\u0103 singur\u0103 regulile, de aceea critica e o form\u0103 de adecvare. Dar, pentru c\u0103 unii critici vor foarte tare s\u0103 par\u0103 savan\u0163i \u015fi s\u0103-i salute lumea cu basca-n m\u00e2n\u0103, au creat limbajul \u0103la monstruos care ucide tot ce e literatur\u0103.<\/p>\n

-B) Ce-i st\u0103 bine lui Gigel nu-i st\u0103 bine lui Titel.
\n“Care e punctul forte al lui Bacovia? Monotonia. Care e punctul slab al autorului Mi\u015fu Nuconteaz\u0103? Monotonia. P\u0103i cum a\u015fa? C\u0103 unii au o monotonie gr\u0103itoare, iar al\u0163ii, una mic\u0103 \u015fi searb\u0103d\u0103.”<\/p>\n

-C) Adeseori premiile literare se dau de mil\u0103.
\n\u00centr-un concurs, se discutau doi posibili finali\u015fti. Un talentat \u015fi un pilos. “Hai s\u0103-i d\u0103m \u0103stuia premiul, c\u0103 talentatul mai are \u015fanse s\u0103 fie l\u0103udat \u015fi apreciat, pe c\u00e2nd pilosul, dac\u0103 nu ia acum, nu mai ia niciodat\u0103”.
\nDa, nene. De mult timp, \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, premiile \u00een literatur\u0103 sunt SC Mama R\u0103ni\u0163ilor SRL. \u015ei se duc la copii, b\u0103tr\u00e2ni, handicapa\u0163i \u015fi militari \u00een termen.<\/p>\n

\u015ei multe altele, dar astea mi-au pl\u0103cut mie.<\/p>\n

Foto: Odilia Ro\u015fianu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Am foarte pu\u0163ini amici litera\u0163i consacra\u0163i, pentru c\u0103 mul\u0163i autori consacra\u0163i, ca \u015fi mul\u0163i critici consacra\u0163i, se cred miejii universului (plural coc\u0103l\u0103resc ales inten\u0163ionat.)....<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8513","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8513","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8513"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8513\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8513"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8513"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8513"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}