{"id":8523,"date":"2014-09-05T09:51:18","date_gmt":"2014-09-05T09:51:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/2014\/09\/05\/cum-poti-sa-ma-faci-sa-mi-bag-piciorul-in-interactiunea-cu-tine\/"},"modified":"2014-09-05T09:51:18","modified_gmt":"2014-09-05T09:51:18","slug":"cum-poti-sa-ma-faci-sa-mi-bag-piciorul-in-interactiunea-cu-tine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cum-poti-sa-ma-faci-sa-mi-bag-piciorul-in-interactiunea-cu-tine\/","title":{"rendered":"Cum po\u0163i s\u0103 m\u0103 faci s\u0103-mi bag piciorul \u00een interac\u0163iunea cu tine"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. Sco\u0163\u00e2ndu-mi ochii cu nimic<\/strong><\/p>\n

Sunt un om pragmatic. \u015etiu s\u0103 estimez valoarea diferitelor lucruri, \u015fi \u015ftiu s\u0103 apreciez lucrurile \u00een func\u0163ie de valoarea lor. C\u00e2nd cineva \u00eemi face o favoare mare, \u015ftiu s-o apreciez ca atare.
\nC\u00e2nd \u00eens\u0103 cineva \u00eemi face mai nimic, apoi \u00eencepe s\u0103 se poarte de parc\u0103 mi-ar fi f\u0103cut o imens\u0103 favoare, reac\u0163ia e simpl\u0103. Dac\u0103 favoarea e remunerabil\u0103, \u00eel \u00eentreb c\u00e2t a costat efortul lui \/ ei, pl\u0103tesc \u015fi-mi bag piciorul p\u00e2n\u0103 la \u015fold. Dac\u0103 nu e – gen, cocalar cu bale la gur\u0103 care face un compliment libidinos apoi la “mul\u0163umesc”-ul t\u0103u \u00eencepe s\u0103 sugereze c\u0103 \u015fi tu trebuie s\u0103 oferi ceva, sau presar de m\u00e2na a opta care are o rubric\u0103 de umplut, ia cu copy-paste un comunicat de pres\u0103 al t\u0103u apoi \u00ee\u0163i scoate ochii de parc\u0103 ar fi scris despre tine ditamai monografia care te-a f\u0103cut celebr\u0103, mi-l bag direct f\u0103r\u0103 alte \u00eenflorituri.<\/p>\n

F\u0103c\u00e2ndu-mi repro\u015furi cretine.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Exemplu: \u015etiam de un vecin c\u0103 m\u0103tu\u015f\u0103-sa are probleme de s\u0103n\u0103tate. \u015ei, c\u0103 tot m-am \u00eent\u00e2lnit cu el pe scar\u0103, \u015fi nu prea aveam ce discuta, pentru nu e cel mai ascu\u0163it creion din cutie, l-am \u00eentrebat de polite\u0163e cum se simte m\u0103tu\u015f\u0103-sa. \u0102sta a sim\u0163it pe loc, \u00een prostia lui mitoc\u0103neasc\u0103, c\u0103 e cazul s\u0103 se umfle maxim \u00een pene \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 s\u0103 rag\u0103: “C\u0103 nu \u015ftie aia s\u0103 tac\u0103 din gur\u0103 \u015fi trebuie s\u0103 ne \u015ftie toat\u0103 lumea problemele.” “Nu, bre”, l-am \u00eentrerupt. “Sincer m\u0103 doare-n pul\u0103 de problemele voastre, \u00eencercam doar s\u0103 fiu politicoas\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 mimez empatia. Tocmai mi-ai dat motivul perfect s\u0103 n-o mai fac.”<\/p>\n

Exemplu 2:<\/p>\n

\"bou\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\u015ei iat\u0103 prilejul perfect s\u0103 stipulez: nu-mi mai da\u0163i mesaje private legate de post\u0103ri publice. Oricum cei mai mul\u0163i dintre voi v\u0103 \u00eentinde\u0163i la p\u0103l\u0103vr\u0103geal\u0103 \u00een privat de parc\u0103 eu n-a\u015f avea alt\u0103 treab\u0103 toat\u0103 ziua dec\u00e2t s\u0103 v\u0103 ascult pe voi. Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103 aflu p\u0103rerea voastr\u0103 secret\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 futem timp dedicat existen\u0163ei voastre. Exist\u0103 sec\u0163iunea comentarii, folosi\u0163i-o cu \u00eencredere.<\/p>\n

\u00cencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103-mi impui regulile tale, \u00een orice alt loc dec\u00e2t un eventual advertorial pl\u0103tit<\/strong><\/p>\n

Vrei s\u0103-mi dai indica\u0163ii pre\u0163ioase? Pl\u0103te\u015fte un text pe acest blog \u015fi o s\u0103-l scriu exact cum vrea mu\u015fchiul t\u0103u. \u00cen rest, eu scriu ca mine \u015fi tu \u00ee\u0163i \u0163ii gura ca tine. Valabil pentru orice alt domeniu unde tu vii la mine, nu eu la tine.
\nEvident, c\u00e2nd eu vin la al\u0163ii, eu sunt super politicoas\u0103 \u015fi o lady. Pentru c\u0103 sunt con\u015ftient\u0103 de faptul c\u0103 eu sunt persoana care bate la u\u015f\u0103.
\nNu uita: a bate la u\u015f\u0103 nu e totuna cu a intra. \u015ei dac\u0103 ba\u0163i cu bocancul, a zis tata c\u0103 nu suntem acas\u0103!<\/p>\n

\u00cencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 faci pe machomanul, c\u00e2nd eu nu am sugerat nici o secund\u0103 c\u0103 m\u0103 interesezi.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u0102\u015ftia-s pule\u0163ii \u0103ia care \u015ftiu c\u0103 au o rela\u0163ie cu tine, chiar dac\u0103 tu nu \u015ftii asta. Tem\u0103 pe care am tot tratat-o. Vede\u0163i \u015fi voi \u00een urm\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00cencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103-mi impui lista ta de nevoi \u015fi, concomitent, ignor\u00e2nd-o senin pe a mea.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Cine \u00ee\u015fi imagineaz\u0103 c\u0103 m-a cump\u0103rat cu trei lei la pia\u0163a de vechituri e invitat respectuos s\u0103 sug\u0103 pula. Cu esofagul.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1. Sco\u0163\u00e2ndu-mi ochii cu nimic Sunt un om pragmatic. \u015etiu s\u0103 estimez valoarea diferitelor lucruri, \u015fi \u015ftiu s\u0103 apreciez lucrurile \u00een func\u0163ie de valoarea...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8523"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8523\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}