Scriu un articol despre mere. Sare instant un internaut cu spume la gur\u0103: “E\u015fti foarte frustrat\u0103 pentru c\u0103 nu m\u0103n\u00e2nci pere!”<\/p>\n
Scriu un articol despre via\u0163a la \u0163ar\u0103. Sare alt prost s\u0103 rag\u0103: “E\u015fti plin\u0103 de frustr\u0103ri c\u0103 n-ai scris despre via\u0163a la ora\u015f”.<\/p>\n
Comentez \u00een der\u00e2dere: textul unui pick-up artist care caut\u0103 s\u0103 ne \u00eenve\u0163e c\u0103 femeia trebuie s\u0103 se fut\u0103 din prima. \u015ei hopa comentacul retardat:
\n“Adi Du\u0219a Vai, c\u00eete frustr\u0103ri acumulate. \u00cemi pare r\u0103u pentru experien\u021bele tale nepl\u0103cute. N-a zis nimeni c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 sari \u00een pat (sau \u00eentr-o c\u0103snicie, de exemplu) cu un necunoscut. Evident c\u0103 exist\u0103 ni\u0219te etape \u0219i e nevoie de timp. Dar ideea e ca inainte de fiecare etap\u0103 e util s\u0103 te \u00eentrebi dac\u0103 merit\u0103 s\u0103 treci la urm\u0103toarea. Nu o s\u0103 mai comentez mai departe, nu inten\u021bionez s\u0103 m\u0103 cert cu tine sau s\u0103 te critic\/judec… ”<\/p>\n
Dup\u0103 cum vede\u0163i, cretinul reu\u015fe\u015fte performan\u0163a de a-mi da dreptate \u015fi, bonus (bous) s\u0103 arunce mo\u0163 acuza cu frustr\u0103rile.<\/p>\n
Stima\u0163i pro\u015fti \/ proaste,<\/p>\n
S\u0103 ne uit\u0103m \u00eempreun\u0103 \u00een DEX, s\u0103 vedem \u00een pizda mamei noastre ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 de fapt frustrare.<\/p>\n
FRUSTR\u00c1RE, frustr\u0103ri, s. f. Ac\u021biunea de a frustra \u0219i rezultatul ei. \u2013 V. frustra.<\/p>\n
FRUSTR\u00c1, frustrez, vb. I. Tranz. A lipsi pe cineva (\u00een special statul sau o institu\u021bie a lui) de un drept sau de un bun; a p\u0103gubi; p. ext. a \u00een\u0219ela. \u2013 Din fr. frustrer, lat. frustrari.<\/p>\n
Pe scurt, merge\u0163i \u00een pula mea voios \u015fi \u00een pas de cha-cha-cha. Poate c\u0103 prin “ce frustrat e\u015fti” \u00eencerci s\u0103 spui “Ce complexat e\u015fti”. Sau “Ce calic e\u015fti”. Sau “Ce nesim\u0163it e\u015fti”. Sau “Ce mitocan e\u015fti”. Sau “Ce z\u00e2n\u0103 superb\u0103 cu ochi alba\u015ftri e\u015fti”. P\u0103i, define\u015fte, \u00een pula mea, starea exact\u0103 de care \u00eel acuzi pe interlocutor, nu mai folosi termenul “frustrat” care, dup\u0103 cum vezi, \u00eenseamn\u0103 cu totul \u015fi cu totul altceva dec\u00e2t crede min\u0163i\u015foara ta mic\u0103 \u015fi calp\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eenseamn\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u00centre timp, termenul “frustrare” mai folose\u015fte la ceva. \u00ce\u0163i d\u0103 de gol prostul. Prostul care se screme s\u0103 mimeze de\u015ftept\u0103ciunea folosind neologisme t\u0103ioase cu consoane fricative.<\/p>\n
PS: Care mai folose\u015fte, oriunde pe wallul meu, termenul “frustrare” \u015fi nu reu\u015fe\u015fte s\u0103 defineasc\u0103 cine pe cine a frustrat \u015fi de ce anume va fi ca-n bancul “Drag\u0103 M\u0103rie, tu faci ce vrei, eu te trec la futute”, diferen\u0163a c\u0103 fututul va fi sub form\u0103 de block. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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