{"id":854,"date":"2009-02-11T11:52:18","date_gmt":"2009-02-11T09:52:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=854"},"modified":"2009-02-11T11:52:18","modified_gmt":"2009-02-11T09:52:18","slug":"ce-ne-amuza-zilele-astea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/ce-ne-amuza-zilele-astea\/","title":{"rendered":"Ce ne amuz\u0103 zilele astea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. blogurile redactate con\u015ftiincios \u00een englez\u0103 penibil\u0103 de c\u0103tre urma\u015fii fran\u0163uzi\u0163ilor de alt\u0103dat\u0103. m\u0103 refer la urma\u015fi \u00een apuc\u0103turi, nu la arbori genealogici. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>bun, hai s\u0103 nuan\u0163\u0103m. cite\u015fti c\u00e2te un text care \u00een rom\u00e2n\u0103 are savoare, miez, gust. apoi bloggeru&#8217; se hot\u0103r\u0103\u015fte s\u0103 devin\u0103 interna\u0163ional, \u015fi presteaz\u0103 un text at\u00e2t de lamentabil \u015fi de sl\u0103bu\u0163 \u00een limba englez\u0103, de te doare mintea. frate, nu e\u015fti native speaker, \u015fi nici m\u0103car in good command of english, f\u0103-\u0163i \u0163ie \u00eensu\u0163i o favoare \u015fi p\u0103streaz\u0103-\u0163i exerci\u0163iile pentru caietele tale de acas\u0103. bine, dac\u0103 vrei. dac\u0103 nu, ai toate \u015fansele s\u0103 ajungi pe site-ul nostru preferat: <a href=\"http:\/\/engrish.com\">http:\/\/engrish.com\u00a0<\/a> . nu prea \u00een\u0163elegi ce-i de r\u00e2s \u00een post\u0103rile de acolo?<br \/>\n\u00een cazul \u0103sta&#8230; \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>Later edit: dar po\u0163i s\u0103 stai lini\u015ftit, ai mult de lucru p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 ajungi ca <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rahoi.com\/2006\/03\/may-i-take-your-order\/\">aici.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>2. azi s\u0103rb\u0103torim &#8220;primul cititor japonez pe blogul nostru.&#8221; ce o fi \u00een\u0163eleg\u00e2nd el &#8211; sau poate e o ea &#8211; din ce povestesc eu aici, nu se \u015ftie. Sau poate e fan Guns N&#8217; Roses. Uite-l (o):<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whos.amung.us\/stats\/maps\/csnvgrlp\/\">http:\/\/whos.amung.us\/stats\/maps\/csnvgrlp\/<\/a><br \/>\nDe cel din Ohaba Lung\u0103, Rom\u00e2nia, \u015ftiam deja. Dar am o nel\u0103murire: \u00eemi spune \u015fi mie cineva unde e Ohaba Lung\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>3. un bebe care iube\u015fte arta:<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/02\/baby-sucking-statue.jpg?w=218&#038;resize=218%2C300\" alt=\"baby-sucking-statue\" title=\"baby-sucking-statue\" width=\"218\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-858\" \/><\/p>\n<p> 4. firefox, care traduce &#8220;downloads&#8221; prin &#8220;desc\u0103rc\u0103ri&#8221;. oi fi doar eu chi\u0163ibu\u015far\u0103, dar &#8220;desc\u0103rc\u0103rile&#8221; astea mi se par at\u00e2\u00e2\u00e2\u00e2t de funny &#8211; aproape ca \u015fi &#8220;taie\/lipe\u015fte&#8221; sau &#8220;restaureaz\u0103 sesiunea&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>5. o cuno\u015ftin\u0163\u0103 disperat\u0103 s\u0103 se c\u0103s\u0103toreasc\u0103 (un el) mi-a povestit aventurile lui cu diverse anun\u0163uri matrimoniale. dar despre asta, \u00een episodul urm\u0103tor.<\/p>\n<p>6. later edit de la Samoil\u0103 citire:<\/p>\n<p>  &#8211; Alo ?<br \/>\n  &#8211; Da !<br \/>\n  &#8211; Institutul international de astrofizica, spectroscopie nucleara, prospectiuni intergalactice, studiul quasarilor si determinarea universurilor ciclice cu structura toroidala ?<br \/>\n  &#8211; Da, noi suntem !<br \/>\n  &#8211; Cu Gogu de la cazane va rog.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. blogurile redactate con\u015ftiincios \u00een englez\u0103 penibil\u0103 de c\u0103tre urma\u015fii fran\u0163uzi\u0163ilor de alt\u0103dat\u0103. m\u0103 refer la urma\u015fi \u00een apuc\u0103turi, nu la arbori genealogici. \ud83d\ude09&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-854","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/854","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=854"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/854\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=854"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=854"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=854"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}