Ce m\u0103 omoar\u0103 \u00een ultima vreme, \u00een comunicarea de TV, \u015fi par\u0163ial \u00een cea de vedet\u0103, e prezum\u0163ia asta enervant\u0103, agasant\u0103, stresant\u0103, de interes arz\u00e2nd \u015fi disperat din partea recipientului, adic\u0103 a mea.
\nToate, absolut toate comunicatele de pres\u0103 m\u0103 trateaz\u0103 pe mine, cititor, ca pe un fan t\u00e2mpit, cu grave probleme psihice \u015fi bale la gur\u0103, dement de dorin\u0163\u0103 s\u0103 vad\u0103 ce mai fac jura\u0163ii concursului cutare, cine cu cine se mai \u00eenmul\u0163e\u015fte, respectiv ce po\u015fet\u0103 de milioane de euro, exemplar unicat \u015fi-a luat nu \u015ftiu cine.<\/p>\n
E ca \u015fi cum n-ai \u00eentreba gagica dac\u0103 vrea s\u0103-\u0163i dea num\u0103rul ei de mobil, ci i-ai smulge telefonul mobil din po\u015fet\u0103 \u015fi \u0163i-ai da singur bip de pe el, r\u00e2njind \u00eenc\u00e2ntat c\u0103 ai succes la femei.<\/p>\n
Poate, pe la \u00eenceputuri, comunicarea “\u015etim c\u0103 ne adora\u0163i, c\u0103 n-ave\u0163i cum altfel, privi\u0163i ce unici suntem” era o chestie tare. \u00cen fond, prostul e u\u015for manipulabil. Dac\u0103 \u00eei repe\u0163i suficient de frecvent \u015fi de hot\u0103r\u00e2t c\u0103 VREA s\u0103 se uite la mega\u015foul nu \u015ftiu care, cu b\u0103taie \u00een culise, \u015fi uite ce \u015fi-au zis Gogu \u015fi Vasile la nervi, la un moment dat chiar te crede.<\/p>\n
Problema e c\u0103 \u00eentre timp, to\u0163i au adoptat aceea\u015fi comunicare. \u015ei rezultatul e o c\u0103su\u0163\u0103 de mail care geme de specimene identic de unice, identic de devastatoare pentru interesul meu, identic de rupere \u015fi identic de AMR-TREI-ZILE-\u015eI-PATRU-ORE-P\u00c2N\u0102-LA.”<\/p>\n
Senza\u0163ia mea ca om de r\u00e2nd e c\u0103 m-au prins unii la col\u0163 \u015fi-mi smulg mobilul cu sila s\u0103-\u015fi dea bip de pe el, apoi se laud\u0103 to\u0163i c\u0103 am avut ini\u0163iativa unei teleconferin\u0163e.<\/p>\n
Acum, zice\u0163i \u015fi voi, iubi\u0163i cititori. E normal a\u015fa? E normal ca interesul vostru s\u0103 fie sub\u00een\u0163eles, \u015fi toat\u0103 lumea s\u0103 fie, din oficiu, regele \u015fi regina inimilor \u015fi aten\u0163iei noastre?<\/p>\n
Eu una nu m\u0103 recunosc \u00een portretul robot al andrisantului. Voi? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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