Aflu cu nespus\u0103 jale-n suflet c\u0103 nemernicul \u0103la de Microsoft a decis s\u0103 te eutanasieze. C\u0103, zice el, e spre binele t\u0103u. \u0162i-ai tr\u0103it traiul, \u0163i-ai m\u00e2ncat m\u0103laiul. \u015ei \u00eenc\u0103 ce m\u0103lai! Mult\u0103 lume nici m\u0103car nu \u00eendr\u0103zne\u015fte s\u0103 viseze la cantitatea \u015fi calitatea m\u0103laiului de care ai avut tu parte, \u00een zilele tale de glorie.<\/p>\n
Tu, iubit\u0103 Nokie, ai fost idealul tinere\u0163ii mele. \u00cen zilele alea fumurii, c\u00e2nd dac\u0103 aveai Alkatel, Samsung sau Motorola, erai inexistent pe hart\u0103, pentru c\u0103 adev\u0103ra\u0163ii \u015fmecheri aveau Nokia. Datorit\u0103 \u0163ie am ajuns s\u0103 fac recorduri impresionante la \u015earpe, iar asta mi-a f\u0103cut mai u\u015foare orele de a\u015fteptare la medici, impozite sau castinguri.<\/p>\n
Iubit\u0103 Nokie, eu \u00eenc\u0103 te mai am. Am un dumbphone mai b\u0103tr\u00e2n dec\u00e2t motanul – deci, s\u0103 tot aib\u0103 12 ani, care func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 impecabil, iar bateria \u0163ine o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103. E adev\u0103rat, dumbphone fiind, nu po\u0163i sta cu el pe Facebook, s\u0103 consumi Mb dup\u0103 Mb de Internet pulindu-te cu trollii.<\/p>\n
Iubit\u0103 Nokie, stau \u015fi m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc cu mil\u0103 \u015fi groaz\u0103 cum, din gigantul \u0103la care f\u0103cea ravagii cu 3310-le \u015fi rupea gura pie\u0163ei joacelor cu N-Gage-ul, care ne familiariza pe to\u0163i cu Symbianul pe 6600 \u015fi cu 3G pe 6630, azi ai ajuns pe lista proiectelor c\u0103rora Microsoft le pune cruce.<\/p>\n
M\u0103 simt acum ca o bab\u0103 care st\u0103 s\u0103 se uite la un concert cu Sandra gras\u0103, asudat\u0103, \u015fi ridat\u0103, mim\u00e2nd neconving\u0103tor c\u00e2ntatul, \u015fi ofteaz\u0103 “Coaie, ce-am mai \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nit”.<\/p>\n
Iubit\u0103 Nokie,<\/p>\n
d\u0103-mi voie s\u0103 te ur\u0103sc m\u0103car pentru asta.<\/p>\n
Mul\u0163umesc.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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