\u0102sta e b\u0103iatul care se teme foarte tare c\u0103 lumea n-o s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103. \u00cel vezi de cum urc\u0103 pe scen\u0103 c\u0103 e timorat la culme. Aproape c\u0103-i cite\u015fti istoricul abuzurilor din copil\u0103rie \u015fi al iubitei din adolescen\u0163\u0103 care l-a \u00een\u015felat cu to\u0163i du\u015fmanii lui, apoi cu to\u0163i prietenii lui, \u015fi \u00eentr-un final grandios, cu taic\u0103-su.
\n\u015ei, pentru c\u0103 e timorat la culme, compenseaz\u0103 cu un exces de captatio benevolentiae. Temenele, limbi \u00een fund, glume de periat publicul. No way, amice. Stand-upul trebuie s\u0103 fie ireveren\u0163ios, prin \u00eensu\u015fi genul s\u0103u. Dac\u0103 nu e\u015fti \u00een stare s\u0103 stai demn \u015fi vertical pe o scen\u0103, las\u0103-te de stand-up \u015fi f\u0103 filme porno. Acolo, felarea celui din fa\u0163a ta va fi \u00een sf\u00e2r\u015fit \u00een context.<\/p>\n
B) Stand-upperul gr\u0103bit<\/strong><\/p>\n B\u0103iatul \u0103sta e pe \u00eent\u00e2rziere la personalul de Coc\u00e2rla\u0163ii de Deal. Care e singurul tren care duce acolo. \u015ei dac\u0103-l pierde, n-are dec\u00e2t variante cu schimbat trei leg\u0103turi \u015fi \u015federe patru ore la Ciulni\u0163a. Trenul pleac\u0103 \u00een juma’ de or\u0103, iar el n-are bilet. \u015ei la Coc\u00e2rla\u0163ii de Deal a murit unchiu-su miliardar, \u015fi l-a l\u0103sat mo\u015ftenitor, cu condi\u0163ia s\u0103 fie prezent la priveghi.<\/p>\n Altfel nu-\u0163i explici de ce turuie glumele alea cu o vitez\u0103 de Formula 1 \u015fi jum\u0103tate din poante \u00eei cad r\u0103puse la picioare, doar pentru c\u0103 n-au apucat s\u0103 aterizeze \u00een condi\u0163ii de siguran\u0163\u0103, aruncate fiind din galopul calului. Dac\u0103 tratezi o glum\u0103 ca pe “Se recomand\u0103 citirea prospectului. \u00cen caz de manifest\u0103ri nepl\u0103cute, adresa\u0163i-v\u0103 medicului sau farmacistului”, gluma se va r\u0103zbuna manifest\u00e2ndu-se c\u00e2t se poate de nepl\u0103cut.<\/p>\n C) Stand-upperul care nu \u015fi-a luat lecitina<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00cenc\u0103 m\u0103 surprinde ori de c\u00e2te ori v\u0103d c\u00e2te un stand-upper cu noti\u0163e pe telefon. Coaie, pe bune?? Faci cu noi or\u0103 de citire? Nu mai bine ne dai telefonul nou\u0103 \u015fi te duci acas\u0103, c\u0103 \u015ftim \u015fi noi s\u0103 citim?<\/p>\n Serios, c\u00e2nd pe scen\u0103 e doar un om cu un microfon, pariul major e dat de interactivitatea \u015fi spontaneitatea personajului. C\u00e2nd cite\u015fti noti\u0163e, SE VEDE. Nu doar c\u0103 se vede cu ochiul liber, la modul “D\u0103\u0103\u0103, uite un om care cite\u015fte” ci se vede \u00een calitatea \u015fi for\u0163a presta\u0163iei.<\/p>\n Ia cu MemoStop, m\u0103mic\u0103. \u00cen caz de manifest\u0103ri nepl\u0103cute, adreseaz\u0103-te medicului sau farmacistului.<\/p>\n D) Stand-upperul care nu interac\u0163ioneaz\u0103 real cu publicul<\/strong><\/p>\n Exist\u0103 dou\u0103 variante, \u00een func\u0163ie de nivelul de spontaneitate al personajului. Varianta \u00een care \u015ftii c\u0103 e\u015fti doldora de geniu de moment \u015fi atunci \u00ee\u0163i provoci deliberat publicul, s\u0103 creezi dialog delicios. \u015ei varianta c\u00e2nd, la o provocare nea\u015fteptat\u0103, moare francul, \u015fi atunci e cel mai bine s\u0103-\u0163i asumi asta, s\u0103-\u0163i vezi de poezioar\u0103 \u015fi cam asta e.<\/p>\n Apoi exist\u0103 genul \u0103la terifiant de lamer, care vrea s\u0103 par\u0103 interactiv. \u015ei lanseaz\u0103 o glum\u0103 spre public. Dar niciodat\u0103 nu r\u0103spunde la reac\u0163ia real\u0103 a publicului, ci la reac\u0163ia pe care ar trebui s-o aib\u0103 publicul \u00een scenariul din mintea lui. E din exact acela\u015fi material cu bovina care url\u0103 la tine, tu \u00eei pui o \u00eentrebare de baraj, iar bovina mimeaz\u0103 c\u0103 n-a remarcat-o \u015fi url\u0103 \u00een continuare.<\/p>\n Nu-i nici o ru\u015fine s\u0103 fii un omule\u0163 plat \u015fi banal, incapabil de spontaneitate. E materialul t\u0103u genetic, asum\u0103-\u0163i-l. Cu accent pe “asum\u0103-\u0163i-l”, Nu intra \u00een dialog improvizat dac\u0103 nu reac\u0163ionezi real la ce \u00eencasezi. E lamentabil. E ca \u015fi cum cineva \u0163i-ar da o ro\u015fie c\u00e2nd tu a\u015fteptai un castravete, iar tu, \u00eenc\u00e2ntat, \u0163i-ai \u00eendesa-o \u00een fund, c\u0103 a\u015fa zice scenariul din mintea ta.<\/p>\n E) Stand-upperul care nu \u015ftie s\u0103 m\u00e2nuiasc\u0103 pxla<\/strong><\/p>\n Pxla e un organ ginga\u015f. Folosit\u0103 \u00een mod necorespunz\u0103tor, se ve\u015fteje\u015fte \u015fi cade. Folosit\u0103 \u00een mod necorespunz\u0103tor \u00een stand-up, se transform\u0103 \u00een mitralier\u0103 \u015fi masacreaz\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 mil\u0103 tot umorul presta\u0163iei. Foto: pixabay.com<\/p>\n <\/p>\n **<\/p>\n \u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n *** Stand-upul, o \u015ftie toat\u0103 lumea, e un gen extrem de ieftin \u015fi de u\u015for de produs. Ai nevoie de un microfon \u015fi de ni\u015fte...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":13393,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8563","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/microfon.jpg?fit=960%2C640&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8563","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8563"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8563\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16737,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8563\/revisions\/16737"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13393"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8563"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8563"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8563"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nUn secret al umorului e s\u0103 faci pauze. Pauze, s\u0103-i dai timp prostului s\u0103 \u00eencaseze gluma. Pauze s\u0103 creezi un orizont de a\u015ftept\u0103ri. Pauze s\u0103 la\u015fi glumele s\u0103 se decupeze frumos \u015fi s\u0103 explodeze \u00een ritmul lor. Se nume\u015fte comedic timing \u015fi dac\u0103 nu \u00eel ai, Carrefourul de l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine tocmai \u015fi-a pus un anun\u0163 \u00een u\u015f\u0103 c\u0103 angajeaz\u0103 personal.<\/p>\n
\nRegula de aur a pxlii \u00een comedie e urm\u0103toarea: pxla trebuie s\u0103 fie o simpl\u0103 trambulin\u0103. Nu scop \u00een sine. Te propte\u015fti \u00een ea ca s\u0103 execu\u0163i triplu salt mortal, nu r\u0103m\u00e2i cramponat de ea ca steagul rom\u00e2nesc pe cr\u00e2ncena redut\u0103. Dac\u0103 o folose\u015fti ca mijloc, vei ob\u0163ine valuri-valuri de r\u00e2sete. Dac\u0103 o folose\u015fti ca scop, pxla va fi \u015fi singurul t\u0103u rezultat. \u015ei nu \u00eentr-un mod care s\u0103-\u0163i plac\u0103.<\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\")
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