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<\/p>\nScrii simp\u0103ticu\u0163, ai 15 followeri, dintre care unul e m\u0103-ta \u015fi cel\u0103lalt un labagiu care te aduleaz\u0103 sub 14 nickuri false \u015fi insist\u0103 to\u0163i 15 c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 publici o carte. SUPERB. F\u0103-o. O via\u0163\u0103 ai, n-ai de ce s\u0103 nu treci \u015fi prin experien\u0163a asta. DAR NICIODAT\u0102, NICIODAT\u0102 NU CEDA TENTA\u0162IEI DE A-\u0162I TRANSFORMA BLOGUL \u00ceN CARTE. Va ie\u015fi ceva sinistru de prost.<\/p>\n
Argumente:<\/p>\n
1. Pe net scrii mult mai neglijent dec\u00e2t irl.<\/p>\n
“A\u015fa, \u015fi?” P\u0103i, pe ecranul calculatorului, pre\u0163 de \u015fase paragrafe, merge. Pus \u00een pagin\u0103, pe 300 de foi care vin necru\u0163\u0103tor unele dup\u0103 altele, \u00ee\u0163i face ochii s\u0103 s\u00e2ngereze cu cheaguri. Nu glumesc. Prima menstrua\u0163ie ocular\u0103 s-a \u00eenregistrat dup\u0103 ce primul blog\u0103r \u015fi-a publicat o carte.<\/p>\n
2. Pe net scrii multe chestii care-s actuale \u00een momentul post\u0103rii \u015fi-\u015fi pierd complet valoarea emo\u0163ional\u0103 \u00een trei luni. \u00centr-un an uit\u0103 toat\u0103 lumea de ele. \u00cen doi, sentimentul dat de citirea aluziei respective e un WTF blazat.<\/p>\n
3. E\u015fti redundant cu spume.<\/p>\n
Azi te enerveaz\u0103 userul Pulic\u0103 Gigel c\u0103 te \u00eentreab\u0103 \u00een privat dac\u0103 te fu\u0163i. Scrii o postare furibund\u0103 despre b\u0103rba\u0163ii din ziua de azi. Dau like 133 de gagici agresate de al\u0163i gigei \u015fi 50 de b\u0103ie\u0163i care sper\u0103 c\u0103 remarci like-ul \u015fi-i fu\u0163i f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 te \u00eentrebe.
\nM\u00e2ine te enerveaz\u0103 Sulic\u0103 Costel, c\u0103 te \u00eentreab\u0103 \u00een privat dac\u0103 la tine sau la el. Scrii \u00eenc\u0103 o postare furibund\u0103 despre porci ordinari care au impresia c\u0103 merge a\u015fa. Dau like 133 de gagici agresate, 233 de prietene ale lor \u015fi 67 b\u0103ie\u0163i care sper\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u015ei merge.<\/p>\n
Zile diferite, lumea a b\u0103ut \u00eentre timp cafele, a m\u00e2ncat, a sp\u0103lat rufe, s-a futut, s-a culcat, e ok.<\/p>\n
Ei bine, \u00een carte redundan\u0163a vine dup\u0103 sine \u00eens\u0103\u015fi. Lung\u0103, slab\u0103 \u015fi z\u0103lud\u0103, botez\u00e2nd natura ud\u0103 cu-n m\u0103nunchi de cium\u0103faie. E oribil\u0103. Te face s\u0103 pari nu un autor prost ci un prost pur \u015fi simplu.<\/p>\n
4. N-ai structur\u0103.<\/p>\n
De c\u00e2te ori \u00eei povestesc unui neini\u0163iat \u00een ale scrisului c\u0103 am writer’s block, \u00eencepe s\u0103 rag\u0103: \u0103\u0103\u0103, c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 faci exerci\u0163ii, c\u0103-\u0163i stimulezi incon\u015ftientul, etc.
\nCoae, incon\u015ftientul se stimuleaz\u0103 pe texte mici. Textele scurte se pot \u0163ine din talent. Textele mari se \u0163in din \u015ftiin\u0163a structurii. Textele mari sunt arhitectur\u0103 pur\u0103. Cu temelie, piloni de sus\u0163inere, etaje, fronton, horn pe acoperi\u015f. Altfel iese o lab\u0103.<\/p>\n
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Textele mari trebuie s\u0103 aib\u0103 structur\u0103, continuitate \u015fi totodat\u0103 imprevizibil. Nu compari un castel de nisip cu Castelul Pele\u015f.<\/p>\n
Iar dac\u0103 iei o \u00een\u015firuire de castele de nisip \u015fi le tufle\u015fti random unele dup\u0103 altele, NU \u00ee\u0163i iese Castelul Pele\u015f. Dec\u00e2t dac\u0103 ai fumat ceva extrem de bun \u00eenainte.<\/p>\n
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