\u00cen ultima vreme, toate re\u0163elele sociale pe care le deschid – da, chiar \u015fi sobrul LinkedIN – sunt pline de aman\u0163i, amante, \u00een\u015felat, rela\u0163ii abuzive, articole despre cum crede autoarea c\u0103 toat\u0103 lumea verific\u0103 telefonul persoanei iubite \u015fi cine nu o face minte – stimat\u0103 autoare, jur c\u0103 nu am verificat niciodat\u0103 telefonul nim\u0103nui \u015fi mi se pare o grosol\u0103nie oribil\u0103 s\u0103 te bagi \u00een obiectele cuiva, \u015fi, nu, faptul c\u0103 te fu\u0163i cu el \/ ea nu e circumstan\u0163\u0103 atenuant\u0103.<\/p>\n
Am un singur lucru de zis:<\/p>\n
M-AM S\u0102TURAAAAAAT!!<\/p>\n
Un text despre diver\u015fi b\u0103rba\u0163i abuzivi din vie\u0163ile doamnelor, care se \u00eentreceau la subsol \u00een comentarii care a fost mai abuzat\u0103.<\/p>\n
DA’ CINE V-A PUS, B\u0102I, S\u0102 STA\u0162I? UN GOGU TE POATE ABUZA CU O SINGUR\u0102 CONDI\u0162IE. S\u0102 FII PRIN PREAJM\u0102. DAC\u0102 TE FACI NEV\u0102ZUT LA PRIMA TENTATIV\u0102 DE ABUZ, NU MAI ARE PE CINE S\u0102 ABUZEZE.<\/p>\n
Un text despre cum iubim b\u0103rba\u0163ii \u00eensura\u0163i, de\u015fi n-ar trebui, dar punem botul la vr\u0103jeal\u0103.<\/p>\n
FRATE, NU MI SE PARE C\u0102, DE LA 25 DE ANI \u00ceN SUS, AI VREO SCUZ\u0102 S\u0102 PUI BOTUL LA VR\u0102JEAL\u0102. IAR DAC\u0102 NU ABORDEZI \u00ceNT\u00c2LNIRILE CA PE NI\u015eTE INVESTI\u0162II CU TERMEN LUNG (“acum, c\u0103 ne-am tras-o, trebuie s\u0103 mergi la tata \u015fi s\u0103 m\u0103 ceri de nevast\u0103!”) ci ca pe simple \u00eent\u00e2lniri, evi\u0163i panarama dramelor Parisului.<\/p>\n
Pentru c\u0103 dac\u0103 e ceva extrem de vulgar, de hidos \u015fi de gre\u0163os \u00een scriitura feminin\u0103, e aceast\u0103 perpetu\u0103 chilo\u0163\u0103real\u0103 dezgust\u0103toare, aceast\u0103 mutare oribil\u0103 a \u015for\u0163ului de buc\u0103t\u0103rie \u015fi a b\u00e2rfelor de cantin\u0103 pe online.<\/p>\n
\u00centr-unul dintre aceste texte dezgust\u0103toare am \u00eent\u00e2lnit sintagma mea preferat\u0103: “a \u0163ine \u00eencurcat\u0103”. Era vorba despre un b\u0103iat care, de\u015fi voia s\u0103 \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2neasc\u0103 \u00een concubinaj cu World of Warcraft, \u0163inea “\u00eencurcate” mai multe doamne.<\/p>\n
Cum vine, m\u0103, chestia asta cu “\u00eencurcarea”? Adic\u0103, cu ce te \u00eencurc\u0103 faptul c\u0103 \u00eel placi pe Gogu?
\nMi-a explicat o amic\u0103 binevoitoare: “P\u0103i Gogu \u015fi-a l\u0103sat plasa la r\u00e2nd, \u015fi apoi d\u0103 \u0163eap\u0103 \u015fi r\u0103m\u00e2ne femeia pe stoc”.<\/p>\n
Vai de voi.<\/p>\n
Dac\u0103 a\u0163i \u00eenceta s\u0103 v\u0103 g\u00e2ndi\u0163i la voi \u00eensev\u0103 ca la ni\u015fte m\u0103rfuri care trebuie v\u00e2ndute \u015fi a\u0163i \u00eencepe s\u0103 v\u0103 considera\u0163i ni\u015fte persoane, ni\u015fte fiin\u0163e cu valoare de sine st\u0103t\u0103toare, probabil c\u0103 lucrurile pe care le scrie\u0163i n-ar fi at\u00e2t de \u00eembibate de detergent de buc\u0103t\u0103rie, sos de ro\u015fii, ciorb\u0103 de burt\u0103 \u015fi iz de tutun ieftin.<\/p>\n
Te \u00een\u015feal\u0103 Gogu, f\u0103? Bine face, pentru c\u0103 e\u015fti o vac\u0103 proast\u0103 \u015fi inutil\u0103.<\/p>\n
Te bate? S\u0103 te bat\u0103, f\u0103, s\u0103 mori. Pentru c\u0103 e\u015fti o vac\u0103 proast\u0103, inutil\u0103 \u015fi stai.<\/p>\n
M\u0103car dac\u0103 te bate \u015fi cr\u0103pi ca vaca, n-o s\u0103 aflu cum te stresa \u015fi cum st\u0103teai ca o vi\u0163ic\u0103 neajutorat\u0103, \u00een timp ce Dumnezeu se \u00eentreba, nedumerit, de ce \u0163i-o fi dat creier, gur\u0103 \u015fi m\u00e2ini. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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