{"id":8625,"date":"2014-10-27T08:49:55","date_gmt":"2014-10-27T08:49:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=8625"},"modified":"2015-05-13T16:49:56","modified_gmt":"2015-05-13T16:49:56","slug":"jurnal-de-festival-iii-minte-ma-pinocchio-minte-ma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/jurnal-de-festival-iii-minte-ma-pinocchio-minte-ma\/","title":{"rendered":"Jurnal de festival (III): Minte-m\u0103, Pinocchio, minte-m\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00cen caz c\u0103 a\u0163i pornit mai t\u00e2rziu televizoarele, iac\u0103t\u0103 I<\/a> \u015fi II<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Ieri nu m-am dus la discu\u0163ii, dintr-un motiv simplu: s\u0103 nu cumva s\u0103 modereze iar Crengu\u0163a nazista. Sincer, nazi\u015ftii fac din mine alt om. Vede\u0163i \u015fi voi diferen\u0163ele \u00eentre poze.<\/p>\n

Eu, la o discu\u0163ie moderat\u0103 de un om normal.<\/p>\n

\"10629479_790805654310865_946792973024844016_o\"<\/p>\n

\u015ei tot eu, dar la o discu\u0163ie moderat\u0103 de o acritur\u0103 ciufut\u0103.<\/p>\n

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Am fost \u00een schimb la dou\u0103 filme premiate. Unul rusesc, Leviathan, care a luat premiul pentru scenariu, \u015fi marele palmdorizat, Winter Sleep.<\/p>\n

Leviathan mi-a pl\u0103cut la nebunie. OK, metafora religioas\u0103 \u015fi paralela cu Iov erau un pic prea subliniate pentru gustul meu; dar dac\u0103 universul unui film m\u0103 cucere\u015fte, tind s\u0103 cump\u0103r orice.<\/p>\n

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\u015ei, vaaai, c\u00e2t de mi\u015fto a putut fi filmul \u0103la. Comedie tipic ruseasc\u0103, dar u\u015for recognoscibil\u0103 \u015fi \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, cu un baron local c\u0103ruia i se c\u0103\u015fun\u0103 pe casa \u015fi p\u0103m\u00e2nturile unui mujic oarecare, \u015fi \u00eei inventeaz\u0103 mujicului ni\u015fte mega datorii ca s\u0103 i-o acapareze. Pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 lupta b\u0103iatului \u015fi a prietenului s\u0103u avocat din Moscova s\u0103-l bat\u0103 pe nemernic cu propriile lui arme, apare, ironic punctat\u0103, obsesia interlopului local pentru religie. \u015ei, chiar mai sadic\u0103, curling\u0103iala perpetu\u0103 a popilor, care \u00eei recomand\u0103 interlopului s\u0103-\u015fi fac\u0103 \u00een continuare f\u0103r\u0103delegile, c\u0103 a\u015fa e voia lui Dumnezeu.
\nFilmul \u015ftie exact unde s\u0103 te lase cu semne de \u00eentrebare, unde s\u0103-\u0163i dea r\u0103spunsuri, unde s\u0103 te fac\u0103 s\u0103 r\u00e2zi \u015fi unde s\u0103 te fac\u0103 s\u0103 pl\u00e2ngi. O capodoper\u0103.<\/p>\n

Apoi a urmat Winter Sleep<\/em>. Marele c\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103tor. Intitulat cel mai corect dintre toate filmele. \u00cen sensul c\u0103, privindu-l, te ia un somn comparabil doar cu hibernarea ur\u015filor.<\/p>\n

Pentru c\u0103, dac\u0103 e s\u0103 \u00eencadr\u0103m Winter Sleep<\/em> \u00eentr-un gen, acela nu poate fi dec\u00e2t “laba incomensurabil de trist\u0103”.<\/p>\n

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Nu \u00een\u0163eleg curentul “hai s\u0103 fim sinceri \u00een art\u0103”. S\u0103 zicem c\u0103 vecinul meu Vasile se \u00eembat\u0103 \u00eentr-o sear\u0103 \u015fi bor\u0103\u015fte \u00een patru r\u00e2nduri. Pot lua o camer\u0103 de filmat, s\u0103-l urm\u0103resc pe Vasile, s\u0103 dau la prim-plan fiecare boral\u0103, cu expresii ale fe\u0163ei, culoare \u015fi textur\u0103 a materialului bor\u00e2t. Va fi extrem de sincer. Dar nu va fi art\u0103.<\/p>\n

Nu \u00een\u0163eleg curentul “hai s\u0103 ilustr\u0103m plictiseala prin plictiseal\u0103 \u015fi blazarea printr-un ritm ucig\u0103tor de lent, care s\u0103 fac\u0103 spectatorul s\u0103 se arunce de la parter”. \u015etiu c\u0103 Vasluiul e un ora\u015f de c\u0103cat. Dar, urm\u0103rind fiecare lingur\u0103 de ciorb\u0103 pe care o lua Drago\u015f Bucur, nu uram cu spume Vasluiul, a\u015fa cum ar fi trebuit, ci pe Drago\u015f Bucur, pe Corneliu Porumboiu, sala de cinema \u00een care m\u0103 aflam \u015fi momentul \u00een care luasem decizia s\u0103 m\u0103 duc la film. Dac\u0103 arta nu te face s\u0103 ur\u0103\u015fti obiectul redat, ci modul de reprezentare, undeva e o problem\u0103.<\/p>\n

Winter Sleep are recenzii glorioase de vreo 83% pe Rotten Tomatoes \u015fi tot a\u015fa pe Metacritic. Tind s\u0103 cred c\u0103 oamenii \u0103ia au dormit bu\u015ftean \u015fi \u015fi-au evaluat propriile vise. Nu pot s\u0103 cred c\u0103 cineva poate aprecia \u00een mod real un film care te invadeaz\u0103 cu dialog interminabil \u015fi neinteresant, ca o m\u0103tu\u015f\u0103 b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi nevorbit\u0103 de la \u0163ar\u0103, care te freac\u0103 la cap cu tot ce fac vecinele \u015fi g\u0103inile.<\/p>\n

Da, am \u00een\u0163eles, e r\u0103u s\u0103 fii un boierna\u015f autosuficient \u015fi s\u0103 n-ai o ocupa\u0163ie, respectiv s\u0103 nu-\u0163i pl\u0103te\u015fti chiria. Dar eu ce vin\u0103 am?<\/p>\n

Singurul personaj cu care m-am identificat \u00een film a fost un cal s\u0103lbatic pe care \u00eel prind \u0103\u015ftia printre alte ac\u0163iuni f\u0103r\u0103 rost, de care abund\u0103 filmul. Calul \u00eencepe s\u0103 necheze, s\u0103 se zbat\u0103, s\u0103 dea cu sine de p\u0103m\u00e2nt. Parc\u0103 vezi monologul interior al calului: “Nuuu. Nuuu vreau s\u0103 joc \u00een filmul \u0103sta de c\u0103cat, printre loserii \u0103\u015ftia sini\u015ftri, \u015fi s\u0103 plictisesc lumea trei ore!! Elibera\u0163i-m\u0103! Da\u0163i-mi drumul din film!”<\/p>\n

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Exact a\u015fa se simte \u015fi spectatorul.<\/em><\/p>\n

Privind filmul \u0103sta, am avut exact senza\u0163ia pe care mi-a dat-o Aurora lui Cristi Puiu. \u015ei anume, c\u0103 Nuri Bilge Ceylan a f\u0103cut un pariu cu sine: ia s\u0103 vedem c\u00e2t\u0103 muie poate lua un snob dac\u0103 i-o \u00eencadrezi frumos din aparatul de filmat \u015fi pare art\u0103?<\/p>\n

R\u0103spunsul, \u00een ambele cazuri: enorm de mult\u0103 muie. Pentru c\u0103 snobul, ca s\u0103 nu par\u0103 prost c\u0103 s-a plictisit cr\u00e2ncen \u015fi a c\u0103scat de \u015fi-a rupt maxilarele, o s\u0103 mimeze orgasm multiplu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00cen caz c\u0103 a\u0163i pornit mai t\u00e2rziu televizoarele, iac\u0103t\u0103 I \u015fi II. Ieri nu m-am dus la discu\u0163ii, dintr-un motiv simplu: s\u0103 nu cumva...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8625","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8625","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8625"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8625\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9424,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8625\/revisions\/9424"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8625"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8625"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8625"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}