{"id":8646,"date":"2014-11-02T07:44:29","date_gmt":"2014-11-02T07:44:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=8646"},"modified":"2014-11-02T07:44:29","modified_gmt":"2014-11-02T07:44:29","slug":"meniu-a-la-carte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/meniu-a-la-carte\/","title":{"rendered":"Meniu a la carte"},"content":{"rendered":"

A \u00eenceput softcore. “Un film de savurat l\u00e2ng\u0103 o por\u0163ie generoas\u0103 de poporcorn” \/ “O muzic\u0103 ce se \u00eembin\u0103 perfect cu vinul t\u0103u preferat \/ “O carte perfect\u0103 de savurat l\u00e2ng\u0103 o cafea cu mult lapte, neap\u0103rat miere \u015fi nu mai mult de trei pic\u0103turi de sloboz”.<\/p>\n

Musai, cineva trebuie s\u0103-\u015fi promoveze produsul cultural \u00een asocia\u0163ie cu c\u00e2te un aliment. De parc\u0103, d\u00e2ndu-\u0163i produsul, \u00ee\u0163i face \u015fi de m\u00e2ncare.<\/p>\n

\u00cen schimb, un prieten care face o revist\u0103 online a b\u0103tut tot pe sector. Iat\u0103 ce g\u0103sesc eu azi diminea\u0163\u0103 \u00een inbox.<\/p>\n

Revista xxxxxx – nr. 10, de octombrie 2014 – se descarc\u0103 \u0219i cite\u0219te gratuit la gura sobei, \u00een pat sau \u00een fotoliu, cu un pahar de must sau vin fiert. Merge \u0219i o lampa \u00een apropiere – pe gaz chiar -, ba chiar \u0219i ni\u0219te mere sau gutui, dar \u0219i o pl\u0103cint\u0103 de bostan – ca tot e la moda bostanul alb -. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Ce-a aflat cititorul despre con\u0163inut? Nimic, dar a aflat ce s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce pe l\u00e2ng\u0103.<\/p>\n

Faptul c\u0103 distragi aten\u0163ia cititorului cu ce ar putea bea \u015fi m\u00e2nca denot\u0103 nesiguran\u0163\u0103 pe ceea ce oferi. Spune: ce scrie acolo e irelevant; dar bei un vini\u015for \u015fi subit o s\u0103 par\u0103 mai interesant. Nu exist\u0103 muzici \u015fi filme proaste, doar m\u00e2ncare \u015fi b\u0103utur\u0103 pu\u0163in\u0103.<\/p>\n

Uite \u015fi versiunea mea: “Ave\u0163i un frigider plin de bun\u0103t\u0103\u0163i \u015fi un dulap de b\u0103uturi plin cu cele mai rafinate vinuri?
\nDa? Cump\u0103ra\u0163i Dona Juana. Romanul care te va face s\u0103 iei o pauz\u0103 de la balotat \u00een ne\u015ftire.
\nNu? Cump\u0103ra\u0163i Dona Juana. Romanul care te va face s\u0103 ui\u0163i de foame.”<\/p>\n

PS: Dona Juana se poate cump\u0103ra aici<\/a>. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A \u00eenceput softcore. “Un film de savurat l\u00e2ng\u0103 o por\u0163ie generoas\u0103 de poporcorn” \/ “O muzic\u0103 ce se \u00eembin\u0103 perfect cu vinul t\u0103u preferat...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8646","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8646","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8646"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8646\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}