{"id":8650,"date":"2014-11-03T13:40:35","date_gmt":"2014-11-03T13:40:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=8650"},"modified":"2014-11-03T13:40:35","modified_gmt":"2014-11-03T13:40:35","slug":"sugestii-pentru-internauti-stingheri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/sugestii-pentru-internauti-stingheri\/","title":{"rendered":"Sugestii pentru internau\u0163i stingheri"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dragi onani\u015fti,<\/p>\n<p>P\u00e2n\u0103 acum v-am umilit, v-am \u00eenjurat, v-am f\u0103cut ca la Nuf\u0103rul. Asta, din p\u0103cate, nu v\u0103 ajut\u0103 cu nimic nici pe voi, nici pe mine.<\/p>\n<p>Voi, \u00een general, sunte\u0163i prea pro\u015fti s\u0103 pricepe\u0163i c\u0103 ave\u0163i o problem\u0103 de comunicare. Acea problem\u0103 de comunicare din cauza c\u0103reia sunte\u0163i singuri cuc acum. \u015ei care v-a pus din prima \u00een ipostaza de a rage la blogul unei femei pe care n-a\u0163i v\u0103zut-o \u00een via\u0163a voastr\u0103, \u00een loc s\u0103 v\u0103 concentra\u0163i pe femeile disponibile din jur. Cum? Nu exist\u0103 femei disponibile \u00een jur? Ei bine, aceea\u015fi problem\u0103 de comunicare.<\/p>\n<p>Iar eu chiar nu mai am r\u0103bdare de voi, c\u0103 sunte\u0163i exagerat de mul\u0163i. Exagerat de mul\u0163i \u015fi to\u0163i convin\u015fi c\u0103 sunte\u0163i singurul faraon de pe mo\u015fie. De aceea, \u00een loc s\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eenjur cum am f\u0103cut-o p\u00e2n\u0103 acum, v\u0103 voi explica blajin ni\u015fte principii. Poate unii dintre voi nu sunt 100% retarda\u0163i \u015fi pricep.<\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\n1. S\u0103 simulezi familiaritatea fa\u0163\u0103 de o femeie pe care n-o cuno\u015fti e lozul perdant. MEREU. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Testosteronul vostru v\u0103 spune c\u0103 femeile vor urangutani p\u0103ro\u015fi \u015fi extrem de insisten\u0163i, s\u0103 le arate lor cine e de\u0163in\u0103torul de m\u0103ciuc\u0103.<br \/>\nTestosteronul vostru v\u0103 spune prostii. Femeile sunt s\u0103tule de urangutani p\u0103ro\u015fi \u015fi extremi de insisten\u0163i, s\u0103 le arate lor cine e de\u0163in\u0103torul de m\u0103ciuc\u0103. Fiecare femeie pe care o cunosc, de la 12 ani, c\u00e2nd \u00eenc\u0103 se uita dup\u0103 amandine prin cofet\u0103rii, a fost agasat\u0103 \u00eengrozitor de modelul urangutan p\u0103ros \u015fi extrem de insistent. NU E NIMIC INTERESANT \u00ceN ASTA. ABSOLUT NIMIC. Abordarea tupeist\u0103 e semnalul ro\u015fu c\u0103 e\u015fti al 6543468900653221199008756421-lea handicapat f\u0103r\u0103 urm\u0103 de creier care i-a ie\u015fit \u00een cale pentru c\u0103 a avut ea ghinion \u00een via\u0163\u0103. \u015ei o s\u0103 te alunge.<br \/>\n&#8220;De ce m-ai banat c\u00e2nd am dat io un coment care nu eream de acord cu tine?&#8221; url\u0103 chiar acum unu&#8217; \u00een spam. Pentru c\u0103 din toate tonurile posibile de dezacord, ai ales un ton pe care eu nu-l voi tolera. E\u015fti liber s\u0103 crezi ce vrei tu. Dar m\u0103soar\u0103-\u0163i cuvintele dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 comunic\u0103m.<\/p>\n<p><strong>2. S\u0103 &#8220;provoci&#8221; o femeie care nu e \u00een raporturi de provocare cu tine e lozul perdant. MEREU. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ce faci, pisyy? Ce trist\u0103 e\u015fti \u00een poza de profil, poate te \u00eenveselesc yoo, xoxoxoxo&#8221; e replica tipic\u0103 de &#8220;bleeeah, alt prost sinistru&#8221;. E ca \u015fi cum una te-ar opri pe strad\u0103 s\u0103-\u0163i spun\u0103 brusc c\u0103 ai pula mic\u0103. Nu face evalu\u0103ri fizice dec\u00e2t dac\u0103 \u0163i s-au cerut. Nu face evalu\u0103ri intelectuale dec\u00e2t dac\u0103 \u0163i s-au cerut. \u015ei ca regul\u0103, NU TRIMITE MESAJE PRIVATE DEC\u00c2T DAC\u0102 AI UN BUSINESS DE PROPUS SAU DAC\u0102 DISCU\u0162IILE PUBLICE CU PERSOANA RESPECTIV\u0102 AU AJUNS LA UN NIVEL DE PRIETE\u015eUG CARE S\u0102 LASE LOC DE. Majoritatea femeilor din lista ta de Facebook n-au chef de mesajele tale private. Logic. Majoritatea femeilor din lista ta de Facebook n-au chef de texte obosite de cuceritorul ferentarilor \u015fi spaima rahovei. Logic.<\/p>\n<p><strong>3. Nimeni nu-\u0163i datoreaz\u0103 nimic \u00een via\u0163\u0103.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Modul de abordare de parc\u0103 ai avea deja o rela\u0163ie cu persoana respectiv\u0103, c\u00e2nd ea nici nu \u015ftie c\u0103 exi\u015fti, e LOZUL PERDANT. Mereu. Pentru c\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i d\u0103 o dubio\u015fenie aparte, de personaj rupt de realitate, de exhibi\u0163ionist care a\u015fteapt\u0103 copiii din tufi\u015f s\u0103 le arate pula. &#8220;Dar eu nu-s a\u015fa&#8221;. OK, dar asta emi\u0163i. \u015etiu c\u0103 e nedrept, dar \u00een via\u0163\u0103 nu ajunge s\u0103 ceri, ca s\u0103 \u0163i se \u015fi dea. Mai trebuie s\u0103 vrea \u015fi partea advers\u0103. \u015ei toate, toate femeile pe care le cunosc eu, de la 15 la 70 \u015fi ceva de ani, sunt \u00eendr\u0103gostite. De masculi care le las\u0103 absolut libere \u015fi care nu le \u00eenghesuie cu nimic nic\u0103ieri. De masculi care nu \u0163in neap\u0103rat s\u0103 sublinieze c\u0103 au o pul\u0103 \u015fi c\u0103 \u015ftiu s-o foloseasc\u0103.<br \/>\nProblema nu e c\u0103 femeile se tem c\u0103 n-ai pul\u0103, drag\u0103 mascul retardat. Problema e c\u0103 te suspecteaz\u0103 c\u0103 n-ai absolut nimic \u00een plus s\u0103 te recomande.<\/p>\n<p><strong>4. Less is always, always, always more.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Vrei s\u0103 ar\u0103\u0163i c\u00e2te unei gioconde c\u0103 e\u015fti un amorez loial \u015fi doldora de corason. \u015ei-i dai un comentariu. Dou\u0103. Zece. Aia ajunge s\u0103 se team\u0103 s\u0103 posteze, s\u0103 n-o n\u0103p\u0103de\u015fti tu instant de inimi, complimente, iubire f\u0103r\u0103 num\u0103r \u015fi altele asemenea.<br \/>\nNu, nu pari un amorez loial \u015fi doldora de corason. Pari un at\u00e2rnache disperat. Ce spun de fapt 30 de comentarii succesive despre un b\u0103rbat? &#8220;Fah, dac\u0103 pun m\u00e2na pe tine, o s\u0103-\u0163i verific telefonul c\u00e2nd faci du\u015f \u015fi o s\u0103 trimit SMS-uri cu \u00eenjur\u0103turi la toate contactele de sex masculin, just in case, poate unu&#8217; de acolo vrea s\u0103 te fut\u0103. \u015ei cum se uit\u0103 unu lung la tine pe strad\u0103, \u00eel bat, s\u0103 moar\u0103 mama!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>5. Vreau s\u0103 te invit \u00een ora\u015f! Vreau s\u0103 te invit \u00een oraaaa\u015f. Vreau s\u0103 te invit \u00een oraaaaaaa\u015f\u015f\u015f\u015f!<\/strong><br \/>\nCu c\u00e2t vrei mai pu\u0163ine de la o femeie, cu at\u00e2t exist\u0103 \u015fansa s\u0103 vin\u0103 ea cu ini\u0163iative. Desigur, mai trebuie s\u0103 te \u015fi plac\u0103, \u015fi asta nu \u0163ine foarte tare de ceea ce faci, ci de cum e\u015fti. Dar toate, absolut toate femeile pe care le cunosc iubesc b\u0103rba\u0163i pe care i-au s\u0103rutat ele primele. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dragi onani\u015fti, P\u00e2n\u0103 acum v-am umilit, v-am \u00eenjurat, v-am f\u0103cut ca la Nuf\u0103rul. Asta, din p\u0103cate, nu v\u0103 ajut\u0103 cu nimic nici pe voi,&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8650","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8650","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8650"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8650\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8650"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8650"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8650"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}