Ionel \u015fi M\u0103rioara se iubeau. Ionel era fan liberali, convins c\u0103 \u0103la e viitorul, M\u0103rioara era pesedist\u0103 convins\u0103, pentru c\u0103 M\u0103rioara asculta de t\u0103ticu’, \u015fi t\u0103ticu’ spunea c\u0103 PSD are grij\u0103 de uameni. La \u00eenceput \u015fi-au luat op\u0163iunile la mi\u015fto. Apoi mi\u015ftourile au ajuns insulte. Insultele au trasat falii \u00een rela\u0163ie. \u015ei au \u00eenceput s\u0103 se \u00eentrebe ce c\u0103cat \u00eei \u0163ine de fapt \u00eempreun\u0103. S-au dus frumu\u015fel la notar \u015fi au divor\u0163at.<\/p>\n
La c\u00e2teva zile dup\u0103, Ponta f\u0103cea coali\u0163ie cu Antonescu.<\/p>\n
S\u0103 te implici cu toat\u0103 f\u0103ptura ta, p\u00e2n\u0103 la os, \u00een politic\u0103 e ca \u015fi cum ai fi una din babele telenoveliste din copil\u0103ria mea. Alea descopereau pentru prima oar\u0103 ideea de film serial \u015fi se uitau ad\u00e2nc \u015fi concentrat. Iar c\u00e2nd curva de Theresa Josefina \u00eei b\u0103ga m\u00e2na \u00een pantaloni lui Juan Alberto, pe care sfioasa Dona Sol Parasol nici nu \u00eendr\u0103znea s\u0103-l s\u0103rute feciorelnic, astea urlau la televizor: “Curv\u0103 ordinar\u0103\u0103! Nesim\u0163ito!!” Apoi discutau toat\u0103 seara: “Uite, drag\u0103, ce-a putut s\u0103 fac\u0103 Theresa Josefina!! Cum s\u0103-i bagi m\u00e2na \u00een pantaloni unui b\u0103rbat \u00eenainte de c\u0103s\u0103torie??”<\/p>\n
Spre norocul babelor, telenovela era astfel scris\u0103 \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 o ur\u0103\u015fti obligatoriu pe Theresa \u015fi s-o iube\u015fti pe Dona Sol. Asta a ferit foarte multe blocuri de incendii inopinate.<\/p>\n
Bun! S\u0103 te crizezi pe politic\u0103 e o t\u00e2mpenie la fel de mare. S\u0103 te cer\u0163i aprig cu prietenii t\u0103i personali, cu rela\u0163iile tale umane, vii, pentru c\u0103 voteaz\u0103 cu altcineva, e ca \u015fi cum te-ai certa pe motive de Theresa Josefina \u015fi Dona Sol Parasol.<\/p>\n
Democra\u0163ia \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 \u00een\u0163elegi c\u0103 dac\u0103 Gic\u0103 vrea s\u0103 voteze cu Ponta, va vota cu Ponta \u015fi trebuie s\u0103 accep\u0163i asta. Iar op\u0163iunile lui sunt la fel de legitime ca ale tale. Democra\u0163ia e a tuturor, nu a mea sau a ta.<\/p>\n
Tot ce po\u0163i tu s\u0103 faci ca s\u0103 \u00eempiedici un ipotetic viitor \u00een care vom \u00eenv\u0103\u0163a cu to\u0163ii limba rus\u0103, s\u0103 citim poeme de Lermontov \u00een original, este s\u0103-\u0163i mi\u015fti curul sl\u0103ninos la urn\u0103. F\u0103r\u0103 spume la gur\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 dezl\u0103n\u0163uiri de patetism, f\u0103r\u0103 foc pe n\u0103ri. Nu e ca \u015fi cum cineva le-ar trece pe astea la golaveraj.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ionel \u015fi M\u0103rioara se iubeau. Ionel era fan liberali, convins c\u0103 \u0103la e viitorul, M\u0103rioara era pesedist\u0103 convins\u0103, pentru c\u0103 M\u0103rioara asculta de t\u0103ticu’,...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8657","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8657","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8657"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8657\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8657"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8657"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8657"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}