\u00cei vizeaz\u0103 doar pe l\u0103tr\u0103ii persisten\u0163i, care nu \u00een\u0163eleg c\u0103 nu am f\u0103cut armata \u00eempreun\u0103, nu ne frec\u0103m bur\u0163ile \u015fi nu ne coc\u0103l\u0103rim. Lumea care comenteaz\u0103 normal e invitat\u0103 s\u0103 ignore aceast\u0103 postare.<\/p>\n
B\u0103rbatul nefutut e, \u00eendeob\u015fte, animal prost. Crede c\u0103 unicul mod de a se remarca e s\u0103 arunce cu c\u0103cat. \u015ei arunc\u0103 el fain-frumu\u015fel cu inep\u0163ii, p\u00e2n\u0103 ajunge \u00een block.<\/p>\n
Apoi mai latr\u0103 el ce latr\u0103 a prost cu spume, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi ia block \u015fi pe blog.<\/p>\n
Dup\u0103 un timp, b\u0103rbatul nefutut \u00eencepe s\u0103 regrete c\u0103 mam\u0103, ce distrac\u0163ie era pe perete la Lorena \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 se milogeasc\u0103 prin cuno\u015ftin\u0163e comune, prieteni, m\u0103tu\u015fi fete mari \u015fi alte rubedenii s\u0103-i dau unblock c\u0103 a \u00een\u0163eles c\u0103 l\u0103tratul cretinoid nu e tolerat \u015fi, dup\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni de pis\u0103logeal\u0103, asta se \u015fi \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103.<\/p>\n
C\u00e2teva s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, prostachele se poart\u0103 decent. Pare c\u0103 a \u00een\u0163eles graficul. Dar, pentru c\u0103 gher\u0163oiala din el nu moare niciodat\u0103, dup\u0103 un timp \u00eencepe iar s\u0103 fac\u0103 pe vita sinistr\u0103.<\/p>\n
Bun. Ca s\u0103 rupem cercul vicios, mergem pe modelul cafenelei pariziene care-\u0163i vinde cafeaua pe un euro c\u00e2nd o ceri pe un ton politicos \u015fi cu \u015fapte euro cincizeci dac\u0103 e\u015fti un coc\u0103l\u0103rete m\u00e2rlan \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 \u015fapte ani de acas\u0103.<\/p>\n
Ai l\u0103trat a \u0163\u0103ran prost, ai luat block \u015fi vrei scoatere de sub? Tax\u0103 de unblock, t\u0103ticu. Frumos, cu chitan\u0163\u0103, cu 16% impozit la stat.
\nReiei l\u0103tratul de \u0163\u0103ran prost? Taxa de unblock se dubleaz\u0103 a doua oar\u0103. A treia oar\u0103 se tripleaz\u0103 \u015fi tot a\u015fa. Poate a\u015fa o s\u0103 pricepi c\u0103 mitoc\u0103nia se pl\u0103te\u015fte.<\/p>\n
Cititorimea normal\u0103, dac\u0103 n-a\u0163i plecat: c\u00e2t \u00eemi recomanda\u0163i s\u0103 fie taxa de unblock? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00cei vizeaz\u0103 doar pe l\u0103tr\u0103ii persisten\u0163i, care nu \u00een\u0163eleg c\u0103 nu am f\u0103cut armata \u00eempreun\u0103, nu ne frec\u0103m bur\u0163ile \u015fi nu ne coc\u0103l\u0103rim. Lumea...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8676","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8676","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8676"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8676\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8676"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8676"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8676"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}