{"id":8703,"date":"2014-11-18T18:21:50","date_gmt":"2014-11-18T18:21:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=8703"},"modified":"2014-11-18T18:21:50","modified_gmt":"2014-11-18T18:21:50","slug":"smenarii-nesimtite-care-nu-ma-intereseaza-pentru-gaudeamus-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/smenarii-nesimtite-care-nu-ma-intereseaza-pentru-gaudeamus-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"\u015emen\u0103rii nesim\u0163ite care nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 pentru Gaudeamus 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A) Auzi Loreno, dac\u0103 vin s\u0103 m\u0103 bag \u00een seam\u0103 la lansarea ta, vii \u015fi tu s\u0103 te bagi \u00een seam\u0103 la a mea?<\/p>\n<p>Nu.<br \/>\nReciprocitatea interesului nu se sub\u00een\u0163elege.<br \/>\nCine vrea s\u0103 m\u0103 invite ca orator procedeaz\u0103 frumos ca domnul Alex \u015etef\u0103nescu: dat cartea, men\u0163ionat pe afi\u015f \u015fi \u00een comunicate de pres\u0103. Celui mai mare critic rom\u00e2n \u00een via\u0163\u0103 nu i-a c\u0103zut fala s\u0103 fac\u0103 asta.<br \/>\n\u0162ie de ce \u0163i-ar c\u0103dea?<br \/>\nDrept care, nu func\u0163ion\u0103m pe troc de prezen\u0163e &#8211; figura\u0163ie str\u0103jeri. Eu m\u0103 angajez s\u0103 m\u0103 cert foarte colorat cu invitatul meu Andrei Man\u0163og. Pe care \u00eel trec pe afi\u015f \u015fi \u00een comunicat de pres\u0103. Te ui\u0163i dac\u0103 vrei. E problema ta. Nu te ui\u0163i dac\u0103 nu vrei. E tot problema ta. Noi n-o s\u0103 ne cert\u0103m mai pu\u0163in colorat.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/scontent-b-fra.xx.fbcdn.net\/hphotos-xfp1\/v\/l\/t1.0-9\/10250224_10152860647808139_4665281099238793180_n.jpg?oh=8612a95eb2899453e5763d1390522661&amp;oe=5513338C\" width=\"679\" height=\"960\" class=\"alignnone\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Am zis c\u0103-l trec, da? <\/em><\/p>\n<p>B) Auzi Loreno, dac\u0103-\u0163i dau cartea mea, \u00eemi dai \u015fi tu cartea ta?<\/p>\n<p>(Also known as: \u015fmen\u0103rie de autor din provincie.)<\/p>\n<p>NO FUCKING WAY. Am un num\u0103r limitat de exemplare de autor. Pe care le dau cui vrea sufle\u0163elul meu mic \u015fi negru. \u00cen nici un caz nu fac troc pe ni\u015fte c\u0103r\u0163i pe care n-am manifestat nici o secund\u0103 interesul s\u0103 le citesc.<\/p>\n<p>C) N-ai \u015fi tu 50 de lei p\u00e2n\u0103 luna viitoare?<\/p>\n<p>Chiar dac\u0103 am, prefer s\u0103-i fac sul \u015fi s\u0103 mi-i bag p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een ficat dec\u00e2t s\u0103 mai \u00eemprumut vreodat\u0103 bani unui scriitor.<\/p>\n<p>(List\u0103 \u00een curs de completare.)<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei gluma zilei, s-o dau \u015fi pe blog, c\u0103 e muuult prea bun\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>Chihaia Chis Mihaela<br \/>\nLorena iubesc postarile tsle!!!!<br \/>\nOricat de indispusa sunt reusesc sa ma destinda.<br \/>\nIar astazi chiar aveam nevoie:)<br \/>\nContinua ca imi esti drsg!<br \/>\nDraga. Scuze<br \/>\nLorena Lupu<br \/>\nm\u0103 bucur<br \/>\nmul\u0163umesc<br \/>\nChihaia Chis Mihaela<br \/>\nEu multumesc.<br \/>\nPoate imi faci una cu dedicatie la starea mea de azi inspiratia si bunul simt ma tin in loc<br \/>\nLorena Lupu<br \/>\n\u00eemi cer scuze, dar nu sunt \u0163igan l\u0103utar s\u0103 fac dedica\u0163ii.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>Man\u0163og \u00eens\u0103 e <a href=\"http:\/\/mantzy.ro\/2012\/10\/02\/vesti-bune-nu-m-au-batut-10-tigani\/\">suficient de brunet<\/a> \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 \u00eencerca\u0163i cu el la t\u00e2rg. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A) Auzi Loreno, dac\u0103 vin s\u0103 m\u0103 bag \u00een seam\u0103 la lansarea ta, vii \u015fi tu s\u0103 te bagi \u00een seam\u0103 la a mea?&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8703","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8703","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8703"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8703\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}