{"id":8720,"date":"2014-11-22T11:49:13","date_gmt":"2014-11-22T11:49:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=8720"},"modified":"2014-11-22T11:49:13","modified_gmt":"2014-11-22T11:49:13","slug":"mai-frumoasa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/mai-frumoasa\/","title":{"rendered":"&quot;mai frumoas\u0103&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sunt multe lucruri grav idioate care \u00eei definesc pe b\u0103rba\u0163ii pro\u015fti (subliniez, pe cei pro\u015fti, nu pe cei inteligen\u0163i) \u015fi pe care ei, pro\u015fti fiind, le proiecteaz\u0103 asupra femeilor.<\/p>\n<p>Un astfel de lucru e faptul c\u0103 un b\u0103rbat, oric\u00e2t succes ar avea, dac\u0103 n-are o muiere trofeu l\u00e2ng\u0103 el pe post de proprietate personal\u0103, manifest\u0103 acute simptome de nefutere intern\u0103 \u015fi extern\u0103. Pornind de la aceasta, doi idio\u0163i sini\u015ftri au scris un text la care nu dau link, despre c\u00e2t de nefericite sunt femeile de carier\u0103 c\u0103 n-au b\u0103rbat \u015fi copii. nu dau link c\u0103 e penibil \u015fi nu vreau s\u0103-i mai trimit trafic. A r\u00e2s de el \u015fi bunica lui Zuckerberg ieri sear\u0103 pe facebook.<\/p>\n<p>O alt\u0103 proiec\u0163ie absolut oribil\u0103 \u015fi enervant\u0103 e c\u00e2nd un pulete decide c\u0103 lui \u00eei trebuie o anumit\u0103 femeie \u015fi, mai mult ca sigur, n-are cum s\u0103 nu fie reciproc, c\u0103 el \u015ftie mai bine. Subit, \u00eencepe s\u0103 fac\u0103 pe megafamiliarul. \u00cent\u00e2i \u00eei sugerezi c\u0103 nu e cazul. Apoi \u00eel bagi \u00een vagin matern \u015fi-i spui s\u0103 \u00eenceteze imediat. Apoi \u00eei dai block. Iar el \u00eei trimite mesaje private unei cuno\u015ftin\u0163e, c\u0103 mam\u0103 ce arid\u0103 e via\u0163a ta personal\u0103 \u015fi cum ezi\u0163i tu s\u0103 te la\u015fi iubit\u0103.<br \/>\nB\u0103i, bovin\u0103 sinistr\u0103. Nu ai cum s\u0103 \u015ftii cum e o via\u0163\u0103 privat\u0103 din care tu ai fost expulzat cu bolt\u0103 la orice \u00eencercare de a intra acolo. \u015ei &#8220;mar\u015f \u00een pula mea, idiotule!&#8221; nu e ezitare, e refuz. Eu n-am ezit\u0103ri. Am &#8220;da&#8221; ferm \u015fi &#8220;nu&#8221; ferm.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei ultima proiec\u0163ie pe care pulifricii o ung peste noi este aceea a competitivit\u0103\u0163ii. Se \u015ftie, cu c\u00e2t un b\u0103rbat este mai oligofren, cu at\u00e2t e mai \u00eencordat \u015fi disperat s\u0103 arate c\u0103 are pula mai mare dec\u00e2t a ta. De aceea, pulifricii au impresia c\u0103 \u015fi noi, femeile, vrem musai s\u0103 ne \u00eenscriem \u00een concursuri de-astea inutile \u00een care nu c\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103 nimeni.<br \/>\nExemplu: la orice poz\u0103 cu dou\u0103 sau trei fete, se g\u0103sesc un num\u0103r oarecare de cocalari s\u0103 comenteze: &#8220;X e mai frumoas\u0103&#8221; &#8220;Ba Y e mai frumoas\u0103!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>B\u0103i, c\u0103ca\u0163ilor, b\u0103i. Una la m\u00e2n\u0103, nu era un concurs. Dac\u0103 nu scria nic\u0103ieri \u00een col\u0163 Miss Pul\u0103detigru, nu era un concurs. Dou\u0103 la m\u00e2n\u0103, de c\u00e2te ori \u00eei spui lui X c\u0103 e mai frumoas\u0103, pe X o doare ad\u00e2nc \u00een cur, dar Y o ia ca pe o jignire. Deci, unul dintre subiec\u0163i r\u0103m\u00e2ne la fel de indiferent, pe cel\u0103lalt tocmai l-ai insultat. \u015ei 3: chiar dac\u0103 scria pe col\u0163 Miss MLF 2014, ce te face s\u0103 crezi c\u0103 ai merita un loc \u00een juriu?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sunt multe lucruri grav idioate care \u00eei definesc pe b\u0103rba\u0163ii pro\u015fti (subliniez, pe cei pro\u015fti, nu pe cei inteligen\u0163i) \u015fi pe care ei, pro\u015fti&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8720","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8720","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8720"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8720\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8720"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8720"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8720"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}