M\u0103 \u00eennebune\u015fte cu capul educa\u0163ia asta rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 de ultrac\u0103cat, care spune c\u0103 femeia trebuie s\u0103 z\u00e2mbeasc\u0103 mereu bl\u00e2nd \u015fi \u00een\u0163eleg\u0103tor, oric\u00e2t de idiot ar fi interlocutorul. Cel mai enervant lucru din lume sunt reac\u0163iile dictate de “bunele maniere”.<\/p>\n
Mai exact, oric\u00e2t de dobitoc ar fi interlocutorul, oric\u00e2t de \u0163\u0103ran, cu glume oric\u00e2t de proaste, societatea se a\u015fteapt\u0103 de la tine s\u0103 sur\u00e2zi din toat\u0103 dantura. Altfel, se url\u0103 la tine c\u0103 n-ai sim\u0163ul umorului.<\/p>\n
De c\u00e2nd e sim\u0163ul umorului echivalent cu chinuiala de a presta un rictus for\u0163at la o nonglum\u0103?<\/p>\n
Sim\u0163 \u00eenseamn\u0103 abilitatea de a detecta. Iar c\u00e2nd abilitatea mea de a detecta umor nu vede nimic acolo unde nu e, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103, dimpotriv\u0103, sim\u0163ul meu al umorului func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 perfect. \u015ei la prospec\u0163iile aurifere, instrumentele bune erau alea care indicau cu precizie existen\u0163a aurului doar acolo unde era. Nu alea care d\u0103deau indicii false \u015fi-i obligau pe oameni la s\u0103pat inutil.
\nIar c\u00e2nd un ins face o tentativ\u0103 de glum\u0103 de un retard greu de descris, reac\u0163ia mea e s\u0103-l privesc stupefiat\u0103 a WTF. Instrumentul tocmai a detectat un imens z\u0103c\u0103m\u00e2nt natural de c\u0103cat. \u015ei asta un paradox, pentru c\u0103 \u015ftiin\u0163a spune c\u0103 c\u0103catul e biodegradabil. Da, m\u0103 uit a WTF exact pentru c\u0103 am sim\u0163ul umorului, iar acesta n-a detectat dec\u00e2t antihaz.<\/p>\n
Legat de reac\u0163iile dictate:<\/p>\n
Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103 mimez politicos c\u0103 m\u0103 amuz\u0103 un om, dac\u0103 nu m\u0103 amuz\u0103. Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103 mimez c\u0103-s impresionat\u0103, dac\u0103 nu sunt. Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103 validez un om care \u00eemi apare ca invalid, doar pentru c\u0103 “a\u015fa e frumos”. Nu sunt o fat\u0103 bun\u0103. Nu sunt o fat\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleg\u0103toare. Sunt un om care prefer\u0103 s\u0103 fie l\u0103sat \u00een pace, dec\u00e2t h\u0103r\u0163uit cu inep\u0163ii.<\/p>\n
A\u015fa, m\u0103car, c\u00e2nd r\u00e2d la o chestie, oamenii \u015ftiu sigur c\u0103 am r\u00e2s pe bune. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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