{"id":8799,"date":"2016-12-26T11:10:21","date_gmt":"2016-12-26T08:10:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=8799"},"modified":"2016-12-26T12:20:29","modified_gmt":"2016-12-26T09:20:29","slug":"dimineata-unui-om-in-vacanta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/dimineata-unui-om-in-vacanta\/","title":{"rendered":"Diminea\u0163a unui om \u00een vacan\u0163\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Text scris acum doi ani, c\u00e2nd st\u0103team cu chirie \u00eentr-o cas\u0103 dotat\u0103 cu telefon fix.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>La ora 5, c\u00e2nd dete s\u0103 se crape de ziu\u0103 \u015fi c\u00e2nd termin\u0103 a doua sticl\u0103 de vin, care-l ame\u0163i pl\u0103cut, c\u00e2t s\u0103 simt\u0103 c\u0103 lumea e un loc frumos \u015fi roz &#8211; \u015fi s\u0103-i vin\u0103 somnul &#8211; Vasile \u00ee\u015fi zise:<br \/>\n-B\u0103i, s\u0103 vezi ce le dorm acu. Nu m\u0103 scol trei zile!<br \/>\n\u015ei se lungi \u00een pat, se \u00eentinse de-i trosnir\u0103 toate oscioarele, c\u0103sc\u0103 cu poft\u0103, apoi alunec\u0103 \u00een dulcea plutire a unui sfor\u0103it de trompet\u0103, \u00een timp ce o b\u0103lu\u0163\u0103 i se scurse delicat pe o parte, pierz\u00e2ndu-i-se prin c\u0103ma\u015fa pijamalei.<\/p>\n<p>-\u0162RRRRRRR!<br \/>\n-&#8230;tu-v\u0103 muma-n anus!<br \/>\n-\u0162RRRRRRRRR!<\/p>\n<p>Vasile se uit\u0103 la aparatul aflat \u00een col\u0163ul opus al camerei cu o sil\u0103 care dovedea c\u0103 nem\u0103rginirea exist\u0103.<br \/>\n-Muri\u0163i, m\u0103, care n-ave\u0163i pat acas\u0103!<br \/>\nCa la porunc\u0103, telefonul t\u0103cu. Apoi, \u00eencepu s\u0103 sune iar.<br \/>\n-S\u0103 v\u0103 iau telefonu-n pul\u0103, oft\u0103 melancolic Vasile, apoi se ridic\u0103 incert \u015fi-\u015fi t\u00e2r\u00e2i r\u0103m\u0103\u015fi\u0163ele lume\u015fti p\u00e2n\u0103 la masa pe care \u0163inea telefonul.<br \/>\n-Alo, da! morm\u0103i el pe un ton \u00een care \u00eenmugurea perfid toat\u0103 recolta de pule din povestea lui Ion Creang\u0103.<br \/>\n-Mari\u015fc\u0103, la mul\u0163ani, tu!<br \/>\n-Gre\u015feal\u0103! l\u0103tr\u0103 scurt Vasile \u015fi \u00eenchise, preg\u0103tit s\u0103 execute salt \u00een pat, ca \u00eentr-o piscin\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>-\u0162RRRRRRRR!<br \/>\n-Nu e Mari\u015fca aici! intui Vasile.<br \/>\n-Da&#8217; une-i?<br \/>\n-\u00cen p&#8230; Nu \u015ftiu, doamn\u0103. Gre\u015feal\u0103. Ce num\u0103r a\u0163i sunat?<br \/>\n-021&#8230;<br \/>\n-Bun. Acum uita\u0163i acest num\u0103r. De tot. La cap\u0103tul lui e Anticristul. Da?<br \/>\n-Daaa? se sperie interlocutoarea.<br \/>\n-La neauzire!<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei Vasile se \u00eento&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-\u0162RRRRR!<br \/>\n-Nu v-am spus c\u0103 nu-i Mari\u015fca aici??<br \/>\n-Bun\u0103 diminea\u0163a, suntem C\u0103cat Media \u015fi efectu\u0103m un sondaj de opinie legat de consumul&#8230;<br \/>\n-Nu avem opinii!! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Text scris acum doi ani, c\u00e2nd st\u0103team cu chirie \u00eentr-o cas\u0103 dotat\u0103 cu telefon fix. 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