{"id":88,"date":"2008-02-18T23:30:15","date_gmt":"2008-02-18T20:30:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=88"},"modified":"2008-02-18T23:30:15","modified_gmt":"2008-02-18T20:30:15","slug":"de-ce-iubim-barbatii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/de-ce-iubim-barbatii\/","title":{"rendered":"De ce iubim b\u0103rba\u0163ii"},"content":{"rendered":"

(Postare paradoxal\u0103 pe un blog numit “La Nouvelle Sappho” \ud83d\ude1b )<\/p>\n

Iubim b\u0103rba\u0163ii (PE UNII DINTRE EI) pentru c\u0103 se fofileaz\u0103 mult mai pu\u0163in dec\u00e2t noi. Pentru c\u0103 au momente dezarmante \u015fi \u00eenduio\u015f\u0103toare de sinceritate st\u00e2ngace, pentru c\u0103 lipsa lor de proximitate e extrem de dr\u0103g\u0103la\u015f\u0103, pentru c\u0103 spun t\u00e2mpenii \u015fi te fac s\u0103 r\u00e2zi, pentru c\u0103 \u015ftiu s\u0103 fie genero\u015fi \u00een cele mai nea\u015fteptate feluri, pentru c\u0103 dac\u0103 le poveste\u015fti o problem\u0103 sar imediat s\u0103 o rezolve \u015fi nu stau s\u0103 boceasc\u0103 pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine, pentru c\u0103 le pas\u0103.<\/p>\n

Iubim b\u0103rba\u0163ii pentru c\u0103 uneori \u015ftiu s\u0103 fie adorabil de cavaleri, pentru c\u0103 au o anume discre\u0163ie a emo\u0163iilor, o anume discre\u0163ie a gesturilor de afec\u0163iune, o anume discre\u0163ie a sentimentelor. \u015ei \u00eei iubim pentru c\u0103 au cu adev\u0103rat nevoie s\u0103 fie iubi\u0163i \u015fi pentru c\u0103 \u015eTIU S\u0102 OFERE RECIPROCITATE.<\/p>\n

Bun. Acest mic c\u0103rt\u0103rism – care include o anume categorie minunat\u0103 de b\u0103rba\u0163i – mi-a fost inspirat de o sear\u0103 lipsit\u0103 de inspira\u0163ie. Nu aveam chef de scris, de\u015fi ar trebui… \u015fi am intrat \u00een vorb\u0103 cu Doomy din lista de mess. Care \u00eemi poveste\u015fte de o fost\u0103 mare iubire “cam hookerish”. Nu m\u0103 pot ab\u0163ine s\u0103 nu remarc. “Numai de astea v\u0103 \u00eendr\u0103gosti\u0163i.”<\/p>\n

\u015ei omu’ \u00eemi spune o chestie care m\u0103 sparge. O chestie de o sinceritate n\u0103ucitoare.\u00a0”\u00a0pur \u015fi simplu, am nevoie s\u0103 nu fiu singur. \u015fi marele meu obiectiv e s\u0103 ajung cu mul\u0163i bani, s\u0103 ar\u0103t bine \u015fi s\u0103 fiu de\u015ftept.\u00a0\u015fi s\u0103 g\u0103sesc una suficient de rupt\u0103, care s\u0103 depind\u0103 de mine \u015fi s\u0103 nu m\u0103 p\u0103r\u0103seasc\u0103 niciodat\u0103”<\/p>\n

Mie \u00eemi \u00eenghea\u0163\u0103 m\u00e2na pe mouse. Uaau! And I thought I<\/em><\/strong> was the vulnerable one!<\/p>\n

Ca s\u0103 nu m\u0103 emo\u0163ionez, \u00eei propun \u00een glum\u0103:<\/p>\n

“bine, m\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 o s\u0103 ai tu bani mul\u0163i o s\u0103 fiu eu suficient de expirat\u0103 s\u0103 corespund condi\u0163iilor tale.”<\/p>\n

La care omul \u00eemi r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n

“\u00ee\u0163i dau timp p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een iulie s\u0103 expiri”.<\/p>\n

\u00cei r\u0103spund \u00een glum\u0103: “dar ce sunt eu, nuga cu alune?”<\/p>\n

Dincolo de glum\u0103, e genul \u0103sta de atitudine frumoas\u0103, ferm\u0103 \u015fi masculin\u0103, care \u00eei face pe unii b\u0103rba\u0163i irezistibili. \u015ei cavaleri, \u015fi nebuni, \u015fi bufoni, \u015fi minuna\u0163i. (\u015ei cu asta Doomy<\/a> intr\u0103 cu fal\u0103 \u015fi glorie la noi \u00een “blogroll”)<\/p>\n

OK, discu\u0163ia a fost o glum\u0103. Dar m-am sim\u0163it c\u00e2teva clipe ca prin\u0163esa din Turnul de Cristal, curtat\u0103 de F\u0103t Frumos? M-am. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

\u015ei de-asta iubim b\u0103rba\u0163ii. PE UNII.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(Postare paradoxal\u0103 pe un blog numit “La Nouvelle Sappho” \ud83d\ude1b ) Iubim b\u0103rba\u0163ii (PE UNII DINTRE EI) pentru c\u0103 se fofileaz\u0103 mult mai pu\u0163in...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[322],"class_list":["post-88","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy","tag-tandrete_virtuala_si_virtuoasa"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=88"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=88"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=88"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=88"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}