De Cr\u0103ciunul \u0103sta, m-am ab\u0163inut destul demult de la m\u00e2ncare, pentru c\u0103 nu puteam risca s\u0103 fiu ca un purcel \u00een rochia de gal\u0103 pentru spectacolul de Revelion. \u015ei noaptea trecut\u0103 am avut un co\u015fmar de fl\u0103m\u00e2nzi.<\/p>\n
Se f\u0103cea c\u0103 treceam pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 o patiserie mare, colorat\u0103, luminoas\u0103, \u00eenv\u0103luit\u0103 \u00een mireasm\u0103 de vanilie \u015fi cornuri calde. \u015ei chiar pe primul raft de sus trona, maiestuos: “NOU – \u015ftrudel cu zmeur\u0103, 2.5 lei”.<\/p>\n
\u015ei l\u00e2ng\u0103 etichet\u0103, \u015ftrudelul \u00eensu\u015fi. Cu un aluat proasp\u0103t, fraged \u015fi dolofan, cu dulcea\u0163a de zmeur\u0103 vizibil\u0103 \u015fi abundent\u0103, peste un strat de crem\u0103 de vanilie. \u00cen gur\u0103 aveam cod ro\u015fu de precipita\u0163ii. M-am c\u0103utat repede \u00een buzunar. Am g\u0103sit o h\u00e2rtie de zece lei.<\/p>\n
-Da\u0163i-mi, v\u0103 rog, \u015ftrudelul \u0103la.
\n-Sigur, zice v\u00e2nz\u0103toarea \u015fi ia bancnota.
\nSe uit\u0103 peste ea \u015fi mi-o d\u0103 \u00eenapoi.<\/p>\n
-\u00cemi cer scuze, e fals\u0103. A zis la radio c\u0103 s-au b\u0103gat ni\u015fte bani fal\u015fi \u00een circula\u0163ie \u015fi s\u0103 ne uit\u0103m dup\u0103 dunga vertical\u0103.
\n-Cum s\u0103 fie fals\u0103, c\u0103 i-am primit rest!
\n-Vi i-a dat fal\u015fi \u015fi nu pot s\u0103 vi-i iau, c\u0103 mi-i taie mie la salariu, nu pute\u0163i s\u0103 \u00een\u0163elege\u0163i? Al\u0163i bani n-ave\u0163i?<\/p>\n
M\u0103 caut. G\u0103sesc una de cinci lei.
\n-\u0102\u015ftia-s buni?
\nFata desface bancnota \u015fi mi-o arat\u0103. Le lipse\u015fte un col\u0163.
\n-Nu-i pot primi a\u015fa, rup\u0163i!
\n-Dar i-am pri…
\n-De ce nu \u00een\u0163elege\u0163i c\u0103 \u00eei dau eu din salariu??<\/p>\n
M\u0103 mai caut, g\u0103sesc trei h\u00e2rtii de un leu. I le dau.
\nLe prive\u015fte \u00een zare, apoi p\u0103streaz\u0103 dou\u0103 \u015fi pe a treia mi-o restituie.
\n-Asta e fals\u0103 c\u0103 n-are relief cu stema Rom\u00e2niei.
\n-Poftim? Dar am primi…
\n-Hai, mai c\u0103uta\u0163i-v\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u015ei \u00eencep s\u0103 m\u0103 caut de m\u0103runt. Logic, n-am. \u015ei-mi \u00eenjur iar obiceiul de a nu lua m\u0103runtul la rest. Pe mine nimeni nu m\u0103 iart\u0103 c\u00e2nd n-am m\u0103runt.<\/p>\n
-Auzi\u0163i, dar nu se poate pl\u0103ti cu cardul? \u00eemi amintesc eu. <\/p>\n
-Ba da, desigur.
\nS\u0103 nu-mi g\u0103seasc\u0103 asta \u015fi cardul fals c\u0103 \u00eennebunesc de foame \u015fi poft\u0103!!
\n\u00cel bag\u0103 \u00een aparat.
\n-Codul PIN.
\n\u0102\u0103\u0103\u0103, care puii mei era codul meu PIN? Hai, c\u0103-l \u015ftiu. Chiar ieri am scos bani de pe card. Hai, c\u0103 \u00eemi st\u0103 pe limb\u0103. \u0102\u0103\u0103\u0103.
\n\u015ei de efort s\u0103-mi amintesc codul PIN, m-am trezit. \u00centr-o realitate lipsit\u0103 de \u015ftrudele cu zmeur\u0103. \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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