La un moment dat, cerusem sample-uri cu “cum combatem m\u00e2rlani h\u0103r\u0163uitori”. Next thing you know, am uitat complet de chestia asta. Fetele care m\u0103 citesc, \u00eens\u0103, nu.<\/p>\n
Vreau s\u0103 spun c\u0103 remarc o nou\u0103 tendin\u0163\u0103, la fel de periculoas\u0103 ca pasivitatea politicoas\u0103. \u015ei anume:<\/p>\n
Gogu: Ce frumy e\u015fti scumpa!<\/p>\n
Maricica: E\u015fti un bou idiot, handicapat, imbecil, cretin, dobitoc, retardat, ciung, chior \u015fi \u015fchiop, cu m\u00e2zg\u0103-n loc de creier \u015fi cu un b\u0103\u0163 de chibrit \u00een loc de pul\u0103. M\u0103-ta face bot la tractori\u015fti. S\u0103-\u0163i iau familia la rang\u0103 \u015fi mor\u0163ii la \u00eengropat bisericesc cu supratax\u0103! S\u0103-\u0163i fac \u015fi s\u0103-\u0163i dreg, \u015fi iar s\u0103-\u0163i fac, \u015fi s\u0103-\u0163i tot dreg, \u015fi face-\u0163i-a\u015f \u015fi drege-\u0163i-a\u015f! Cr\u0103pi!<\/p>\n
Ce vedem noi aici? Un pulic\u0103 fr\u00e2naru cam prost\u0103nac care-\u015fi \u00eencearc\u0103 \u015fi el norocul \u015fi o isteric\u0103 spumeg\u00e2nd din nimic.<\/p>\n
Fetelor. Nu lua\u0163i familia la rang\u0103 \u015fi mama la iubit din prima. E la fel de lame ca pasivitatea hipertolerant\u0103. Spune\u0163i \u015fi voi frumos, omene\u015fte, c\u0103 nu l-a\u0163i angajat evaluator de look sau orice altceva, finu\u0163 dar expeditiv.
\nAbia boul insistent, care revine de 5 – 6 – 12 ori, de\u015fi i se tot spune finu\u0163 c\u0103 nu prezint\u0103 interes, trebuie trecut Dun\u0103rea pe un pod grandios confec\u0163ionat din organe genitale masculine.<\/p>\n
Poate v\u0103 va surprinde, dar unii chiar \u00een\u0163eleg \u015fi de vorb\u0103 bun\u0103.<\/p>\n
Deci:<\/p>\n
Gogu: Ce frumy e\u015fti, scumpa.<\/p>\n
Maricica: Mul\u0163umesc. Dar nu sunt “scumpa” cu str\u0103ini.<\/p>\n
Unii Gogi chiar \u00ee\u015fi cer scuze la faza asta \u015fi back off. Al\u0163ii:<\/p>\n
Gogu: Ei, dar poate n-am chef s\u0103 fim str\u0103ini.<\/p>\n
Maricica: Eu da. O sear\u0103 \/ zi \/ noapte mi\u015fto.<\/p>\n
Dac\u0103 nici aici nu pricepe \u015fi mai revine cu o idio\u0163enie, po\u0163i s\u0103-i administrezi preacinstitul m\u0103dular. Dar nu din prima pe tot. F\u0103 \u015fi tu preludiu. \u00cencepe cu insulte mai subtile. Abia c\u00e2nd astea nu merg, bag\u0103-i-o p\u00e2n\u0103-n esofag, sau laringe.<\/p>\n
S\u0103 dai tot din prima e \u00eentotdeauna prost. Pentru c\u0103 nu ai unde s\u0103 cre\u015fti. Mai bine aplic\u0103 o indica\u0163ie regizoral\u0103 preferat\u0103 a unui bun prieten al meu: “E o scen\u0103 horror, deci \u00eencepi dulce.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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