Am zis de mii de ori c\u0103 nu-s o feminist\u0103 pentru c\u0103 nu cred \u00een discriminare de nici un fel. Cred doar \u00een calit\u0103\u0163i (care pot apar\u0163ine oricui), fapte (care gr\u0103iesc cel mai elocvent despre om) \u015fi argumente (care constituie baza oric\u0103rei interac\u0163iuni civilizate). \u015ei totu\u015fi, vor exista \u00eentotdeauna berechet in\u015fi care m\u0103 vor acuza de feminism. Eu \u00eei pot clasifica u\u015for \u00een cinci categorii.<\/p>\n
A) T\u00e2rle\u0163ii care nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 sexual<\/p>\n
Omul de\u015ftept porne\u015fte de la premisa c\u0103 nici o alt\u0103 persoan\u0103 nu-i datoreaz\u0103 nimic (dac\u0103 nu cumva vorbim de un datornic), drept care, abordarea corect\u0103 e una neutru – glumea\u0163\u0103. Aten\u0163ie: neutru – glumea\u0163\u0103, nu coc\u0103l\u0103resc – glumea\u0163\u0103 am zis.<\/p>\n
T\u00e2rletele prost e ca juc\u0103torul de rulet\u0103 care pune totul pe ro\u015fu. Deci musai te va fute \u015fi tu nu ai voie s\u0103 zici nu, c\u0103 \u00eei pui sub semnul \u00eentreb\u0103rii masculinitatea. \u015ei doar nu vrei s\u0103-l faci pe om s\u0103-\u015fi pun\u0103 sub semnul \u00eentreb\u0103rii masculinitatea, nu? \u015ei nici o alt\u0103 interac\u0163iune cu el nu e posibil\u0103. Dac\u0103 t\u00e2rletele prost se angajeaz\u0103 la ENEL nu vei putea pl\u0103ti lumina acolo dec\u00e2t dac\u0103 te fu\u0163i cu el. Practic, el \u00eenceteaz\u0103 s\u0103 fie, \u00een direc\u0163ia ta, orice altceva dec\u00e2t o pul\u0103 pe dou\u0103 picioare.<\/p>\n
Iar c\u00e2nd ai singura reac\u0163ie pe care o cere un astfel de comportament \u015fi anume “Cr\u0103pi, b\u0103, de cancer”, t\u00e2rletele prost trage concluzia “E\u015fti feminist\u0103”. Pas\u0103mite, a\u015fa-zisul t\u0103u feminism e de vin\u0103 pentru c\u0103 \u00eei ur\u0103\u015fti profund orice semn al existen\u0163ei, nu obr\u0103znicia lui infinit\u0103.<\/p>\n
B) Coana Mare<\/p>\n
E femeia care, pe c\u00e2nd era fat\u0103, chiar \u00ee\u0163i pl\u0103cea. Apoi s-a m\u0103ritat cu un prost, a f\u0103cut copii, s-a \u00eengr\u0103\u015fat, s-a banalizat, via\u0163a ei e un continuu du-te-vino \u00eentre hipermarket, un job pe care l-ar putea face oricine la fel de bine \u015fi cas\u0103. E de men\u0163ionat c\u0103 dac\u0103 \u00eei dai dou\u0103 beri, descoperi c\u0103-\u015fi ur\u0103\u015fte intens via\u0163a \u015fi se simte ca \u00eentr-o fund\u0103tur\u0103. Dar pe tine te acuz\u0103 de feminism pentru c\u0103 \u0163i-ai p\u0103strat libertatea personal\u0103 \u015fi priorit\u0103\u0163ile intacte.<\/p>\n
\u015ei \u00ee\u0163i explic\u0103 c\u0103 o s\u0103 fii b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi singur\u0103.<\/p>\n
Blocul \u00een care stau eu cu chirie, drag\u0103 Coan\u0103 Mare, e plin de b\u0103tr\u00e2ne singure. Unele au \u00eendurat b\u0103t\u0103i de la so\u0163i autoritari. Altele au pl\u0103tit ele \u00eentre\u0163inerea toat\u0103 via\u0163a, pentru c\u0103 be\u0163ivul nu d\u0103dea un chior acas\u0103. Altele au fost puse \u00een situa\u0163ia s\u0103 fug\u0103 noaptea s\u0103 cear\u0103 bani \u00eemprumut la rude pentru c\u0103 boul f\u0103cuse o datorie mare la jocuri de noroc. Altele au fost neveste cumin\u0163i, irepro\u015fabile, p\u0103r\u0103site la 40 de ani pentru f\u00e2\u015fne\u0163e vesele. Altele au r\u0103mas v\u0103duve. \u015ei-s singure cuc. Dup\u0103 vie\u0163i de obliga\u0163ii \u00eempov\u0103r\u0103toare.<\/p>\n
Eu voi fi b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi singur\u0103 dup\u0103 ce am f\u0103cut toat\u0103 via\u0163a fix ce a vrut mu\u015fchiul meu. \u015ei e o consolare, s\u0103 \u015ftii. Sunt singur\u0103, dar m\u0103car am tr\u0103it. Nu e pic de feminism \u00een asta. E realism pur.<\/p>\n
C) Instalatorul \/ Muncitorul \/ Taximetristul \/ Whatever else cocalar pe care nu-l la\u015fi s\u0103 te domine vocal.<\/p>\n
Miticul e obi\u015fnuit s\u0103-\u015fi fac\u0103 dreptate cu urletul sau \/ \u015fi pumnul. “Aaaa, sunte\u0163i feminist\u0103!” “Nu, coaie. Doar client\u0103 \u00een aceast\u0103 situa\u0163ie. C\u00e2t timp eu pl\u0103tesc, tu exprimi politicos ce obiec\u0163ii ai \u015fi \u00een rest mucles!<\/p>\n
D) Fetele timide<\/p>\n
Exist\u0103 un gen de la\u015fitate specific feminin\u0103 care zice: Poate dac\u0103 tac \u015fi bag capu-n p\u0103m\u00e2nt ca stru\u0163ul, factorul \u0103sta de iritare dispare.<\/p>\n
P\u0103i, soro, factorul \u0103la de iritare E acolo pentru c\u0103 tu taci \u015fi bagi capu-n p\u0103m\u00e2nt ca stru\u0163ul. Faptul c\u0103 taci e un comportament \u00eencurajator. Factorul de iritare se alimenteaz\u0103 din t\u0103cerea ta.<\/p>\n
“Eu nu pot fi feminist\u0103 ca tine”.<\/p>\n
N-are leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu feminismul. Are leg\u0103tur\u0103 strict cu refuzul de a tr\u0103i \u00een disconfort. Dac\u0103 am un spin \u00een fund, mi-l scot. A\u015f face la fel dac\u0103 a\u015f fi b\u0103rbat, maimu\u0163\u0103 sau orice alt animal.<\/p>\n
E) Prostul f\u0103r\u0103 argumente<\/p>\n
Poate cea mai sinistru de enervant\u0103 categorie care te face feminist\u0103 e prostul vizibil din avion, cretinul at\u00e2t de evident cretin \u00eenc\u00e2t e\u015fti sigur c\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u015fte doar pentru c\u0103 organismul lui s-a adaptat eficient respiratului pe cur.<\/p>\n
\u0102sta nu e \u00een stare s\u0103 lege dou\u0103 idei. Iar c\u00e2nd consta\u0163i c\u0103 e prost de pute p\u0103m\u00e2ntul sub el, o scoate din m\u00e2nec\u0103: “E\u015fti feminist\u0103!” E irelevant c\u0103 ai constatat exact cu trei replici \u00een urm\u0103 cretinismul uneia care are acela\u015fi IQ cu al lui, respectiv glume\u015fti normal \u015fi respectuos cu trei b\u0103rba\u0163i care au habar despre ce vorbesc. Nu, nene. Faptul c\u0103 tu-i consta\u0163i imbecilitatea e musai feminism. \u015ei sigur to\u0163i b\u0103rba\u0163ii sunt pro\u015fti pentru tine. Chit c\u0103, exact dup\u0103 el, unul comenteaz\u0103 cu sens \u015fi tu-i r\u0103spunzi tot cu sens, c\u0103 ai cu cine. Pentru prost, \u0103la nu-i b\u0103rbat ci cel mult o lesbian\u0103 cu must\u0103\u0163i.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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