{"id":8832,"date":"2015-01-16T12:55:40","date_gmt":"2015-01-16T12:55:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=8832"},"modified":"2015-01-16T12:55:40","modified_gmt":"2015-01-16T12:55:40","slug":"bcr-sau-hotia-pe-fata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/bcr-sau-hotia-pe-fata\/","title":{"rendered":"BCR, sau ho\u0163ia pe fa\u0163\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"

UPDATE: S-a rezolvat. Oamenii din BCR au primit reclama\u0163ia, au \u00een\u0163eles ra\u0163ionamentul \u015fi au deblocat contul. Mul\u0163umesc.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

E\u015fti client BCR? Felicit\u0103ri. \u00cempu\u015fc\u0103-te. Orice operatoare de c\u0103cat de la cea mai de c\u0103cat banc\u0103 din Rom\u00e2nia se va \u015fterge la cur cu tine \u015fi va urina cu jet pe solicit\u0103rile tale, \u00een virtutea “siguran\u0163ei tale”.<\/p>\n

Am tastat gre\u015fit PIN-ul pentru opera\u0163ii online \u015fi mi s-a blocat contul. Ce trist, ce nasol. M\u0103 duc la un sediu BCR.
\n-V\u0103 rog s\u0103-mi debloca\u0163i contul, c\u0103 nu-mi pot accesa banii.
\n-Ne pare r\u0103u, va trebui s\u0103 suna\u0163i la num\u0103rul special \u015fi s\u0103 cere\u0163i de acas\u0103 s\u0103 vi se deblocheze tokenul.<\/p>\n

Bun. Ajung acas\u0103. Num\u0103r special. Cum v\u0103 numi\u0163i? \u00cei spun. Cod numeric? \u00cei spun. Codul de utilizator? \u00cel spun. \u00centrebarea secret\u0103?<\/p>\n

Ce \u00eentrebare secret\u0103?<\/p>\n

P\u0103i ave\u0163i o \u00eentrebare secret\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u015ei \u00eemi amintesc, vag, c\u0103 acum 6 ani, c\u00e2nd m-au pus s\u0103-mi fac contul, parc\u0103 \u00eemi ceruser\u0103 \u015fi a\u015fa ceva.<\/p>\n

Habar n-am care e r\u0103spunsul la \u00eentrebarea mea secret\u0103 \u015fi nici nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103. Debloca\u0163i-mi v\u0103 rog contul.<\/p>\n

Nu, f\u0103r\u0103 r\u0103spunsul la \u00eentrebarea secret\u0103 nu vi-l deblochez.<\/p>\n

DE CE???<\/p>\n

Pentru siguran\u0163a dvs.?<\/p>\n

W
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P\u0102I NU V\u0102 CEREAM O INFORMA\u0162IE CONFIDEN\u0162IAL\u0102, NICI S\u0102-MI DA\u0162I VREO PAROL\u0102 SECRET\u0102, V\u0102 CEREAM S\u0102-MI DEBLOCA\u0162I CONTUL. CU PAROLELE MELE, PE CARE NU LE \u015eTIU DEC\u00c2T DAC\u0102 EU SUNT EU. DAAA?<\/p>\n

Ntz. Merge\u0163i la sediul BCR.<\/p>\n

P\u0103i de acolo vin. C\u00e2te drumuri trebuie s\u0103 fac s\u0103 am acces la propriii mei bani?<\/p>\n

Mai merge\u0163i o dat\u0103.<\/p>\n

Doamn\u0103, relu\u0103m. Nu v-am cerut nici o informa\u0163ie secret\u0103. V-am cerut o opera\u0163ie care oricum nu i-ar facilita unui eventual str\u0103in accesul la banii mei. Debloca\u0163i naibii contul \u0103la, c\u0103 nu pot avea acces dec\u00e2t dac\u0103-mi \u015ftiu parolele.<\/p>\n

NU!<\/p>\n

Asta de la banca care, acum un an sau ceva, \u00eencerca s\u0103 bage penalitate pe cont inactiv dac\u0103 nu efectuai nici o opera\u0163iune \u00eentr-o anumit\u0103 lun\u0103. Deci, s\u0103 ne \u00een\u0163elegem. Dac\u0103 activai intens, era comision pe mutatul banilor dintr-un cont \u00een altul. Dac\u0103 nu activai, ar fi fost tax\u0103 \u015fi mai mare pentru c\u0103 banii st\u0103teau pe loc.<\/p>\n

P\u0103i s\u0103 nu le dai foc la sediu?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

UPDATE: S-a rezolvat. Oamenii din BCR au primit reclama\u0163ia, au \u00een\u0163eles ra\u0163ionamentul \u015fi au deblocat contul. Mul\u0163umesc.\u00a0 E\u015fti client BCR? Felicit\u0103ri. \u00cempu\u015fc\u0103-te. Orice operatoare...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8832","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8832","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8832"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8832\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8832"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8832"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8832"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}