{"id":8842,"date":"2015-01-20T06:55:44","date_gmt":"2015-01-20T06:55:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=8842"},"modified":"2015-01-20T06:55:44","modified_gmt":"2015-01-20T06:55:44","slug":"toate-v-ati-luat-dupa-lorena","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/toate-v-ati-luat-dupa-lorena\/","title":{"rendered":"&quot;Toate v-a\u0163i luat dup\u0103 Lorena!&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>S\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na trecut\u0103, patru femei diferite mi-au spus c\u0103 au fost comparate cu mine. Toate patru, \u00een acela\u015fi context. Un ratat oarecare pus pe har\u0163\u0103 gratuit\u0103 le stresa cu inep\u0163ii, iar ele, \u00een loc s\u0103 se chinuie s\u0103 inventeze r\u0103spunsuri politicoase, cu care s\u0103-l \u00eembuneze pe dobitoc, au aplicat varianta direct\u0103 \u015fi tran\u015fant\u0103, aceea de b\u0103gare \u00een vagin matern.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei asta e o mare bucurie pentru mine.<\/p>\n<p>Nu doar pentru c\u0103 dublul standard al unor astfel de conversa\u0163ii te izbe\u015fte din avion:<\/p>\n<p>Comentator: Ce cretin\u0103 e\u015fti, f\u0103!<br \/>\nTu: Ia mai morfole\u015fte ni\u015fte pul\u0103 de cal.<br \/>\nComentator: Dar ce, a\u015fa vorbe\u015fte o doamn\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>(\u00cen pizda m\u0103-tii de idiot, c\u00e2nd vrei tratament domnesc, \u00eencepi tu cu tratament domnesc, c\u0103 tu ai venit p\u00e2n\u0103 la mine, nu eu la tine)<\/p>\n<p>Dar faptul c\u0103 \u0103\u015ftia \u00ee\u0163i \u015fi \u0163in pic\u0103 dup\u0103 aceea dovede\u015fte foarte clar c\u0103 da, arma lu\u0103rii la mui chiar func\u0163ioneaz\u0103. \u015ei faptul c\u0103 se oftic\u0103 la g\u00e2ndul c\u0103 din ce \u00een ce mai multe fete adopt\u0103 aceea\u015fi atitudine \u015fi, \u00een cur\u00e2nd, nu vor mai avea pe cine h\u0103r\u0163ui e motivul meu de maxim\u0103 bucurie.<\/p>\n<p>Vrei s\u0103 demonstrezi c\u0103 e\u015fti b\u0103rbat? La munc\u0103, m\u0103.<br \/>\n\u00cen raport cu femeile, b\u0103rb\u0103\u0163ia se demonstreaz\u0103 \u00eentr-un singur mod. Gentile\u0163e \u015fi aten\u0163ie. B\u0103iatul de cartier care \u015fi-a luat tovar\u0103\u015ful la pumni ieri (<a href=\"https:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/2015\/01\/19\/avantajul-unei-alergii\/\">vezi aici<\/a>) pentru c\u0103 mi-a v\u0103zut lacrimile e un b\u0103rbat. Nu foarte cizelat, dar cu poten\u0163ial. Cel care nu are \u00een el o nevoie de a proteja ceva ce pare mai fragil nu e b\u0103rbat. E doar pulifrici. Iar cel care sare cu col\u0163ii \u015fi din\u0163ii la ceva ce pare mai fragil e doar gunoi \u00een form\u0103 de om.<\/p>\n<p>Deci, fetelor, nu ave\u0163i de ce s\u0103 trata\u0163i gunoaie \u00een form\u0103 de oameni dec\u00e2t exact a\u015fa: ca pe gunoaie. Pentru c\u0103 sunte\u0163i cet\u0103\u0163eni europeni \u015fi ave\u0163i drepturi. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>S\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na trecut\u0103, patru femei diferite mi-au spus c\u0103 au fost comparate cu mine. Toate patru, \u00een acela\u015fi context. Un ratat oarecare pus pe har\u0163\u0103&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8842","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8842","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8842"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8842\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}