{"id":8880,"date":"2015-02-06T10:05:52","date_gmt":"2015-02-06T10:05:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=8880"},"modified":"2015-02-06T10:05:52","modified_gmt":"2015-02-06T10:05:52","slug":"exemplul-komartin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/exemplul-komartin\/","title":{"rendered":"Exemplul Komartin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Iubesc scriitorii. \u00cei iubesc enorm pe cei care au talent \u015fi suf\u0103r \u00eengrozitor pentru lipsa lor de promovare \u00een societatea noastr\u0103. \u00cemi pare r\u0103u c\u0103 foarte pu\u0163ine edituri bag\u0103 \u00een seam\u0103 debutan\u0163i \u015fi, chiar dac\u0103-i bag\u0103, uit\u0103 complet s\u0103-i promoveze. \u015ei chiar dac\u0103 ar vrea s\u0103-i promoveze, s\u0103-i trimit\u0103 la ziare, radiouri \u015fi televiziuni, cele mai multe, deschise s\u0103 promoveze un manelar de m\u00e2na a opta sau conflictul dintre dou\u0103 prostituate mascate, vor ignora cu senin\u0103tate un scriitor t\u00e2n\u0103r.<\/p>\n<p>Iubesc scriitorii, dar m\u0103 \u015fi umplu de draci. Grav de tot. Pentru c\u0103, \u00een pu\u0163inele ocazii de promovare public\u0103 pe care le au, se prezint\u0103 absolut lamentabil.<\/p>\n<p>Ai ocazia s\u0103 sus\u0163ii o lectur\u0103 public\u0103 undeva? P\u0103i alege, \u00een pana mea, c\u00e2teva fragmente digerabile \u015fi u\u015for de \u00een\u0163eles \u00een pana mea, f\u0103r\u0103 nevoia unor lungi explica\u0163ii \u00een pana mea, \u015fi cite\u015fte \u00een a\u015fa fel \u00een pana mea, \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 ai \u00een minte ideea c\u0103 vrei ca ascult\u0103torii s\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleag\u0103 \u00een pana mea \u015fi, eventual, s\u0103 le \u015fi plac\u0103. \u00cen pana mea!<\/p>\n<p>Nu citi cu m\u0103m\u0103ligi \u00een gur\u0103, nu citi cu fundu&#8217; la ascult\u0103tor, nu citi monoton, nu citi de parc\u0103 ai citi &#8220;pentru riscuri suplimentare, consulta\u0163i medicul sau farmacistul&#8221; \u015fi nu te teme s\u0103 la\u015fi pauze de suspans, s\u0103 accentuezi ce e de accentuat \u015fi s\u0103 te joci pu\u0163in cu vorbele.<\/p>\n<p>Ia un g\u00e2t de vodc\u0103, dac\u0103 te temi c\u0103 astea nu-\u0163i ies.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Da, Lorena, dar eu nu sunt actor ca tine&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Nici eu nu sunt spadasin\u0103. Dar dac\u0103, vreodat\u0103, \u00eentr-o pies\u0103, cineva \u00eemi va da o suit\u0103 de mi\u015fc\u0103ri cu sabia, o voi exersa ca la final, s\u0103 par\u0103 c\u0103 m-a n\u0103scut mama cu sabia-n fund. E VORBA DE CON\u015eTIIN\u0162A IE\u015eIRII LA PUBLIC.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei, da, exist\u0103 scriitori urm\u0103ribili c\u00e2nd se citesc, chiar dac\u0103 nu-s actori.<\/p>\n<p>Dau un singur exemplu: Claudiu Komartin.<\/p>\n<p>Toat\u0103 lumea care \u00eel cunoa\u015fte \u015ftie c\u0103 Claudiu Komartin e frumos. E frumos de ar putea relaxat s\u0103 urce pe o scen\u0103, s\u0103 citeasc\u0103 mersul trenurilor sau cotele apelor Dun\u0103rii, \u015fi tu tot te-ai uita, cu ochi gale\u015fi de miori\u0163\u0103 cu l\u00e2n\u0103 pl\u0103vi\u0163\u0103 pentru c\u0103, pur \u015fi simplu, e foarte frumos.<\/p>\n<p>N\u0103scut \u00eentr-o \u0163ar\u0103 mai educat\u0103, Komartin ar fi fost un sex simbol la<a href=\"http:\/\/flavorwire.com\/279654\/10-of-the-most-bad-ass-contemporary-american-poets\"> modul \u0103sta<\/a>, ar fi f\u0103cut revistele pictoriale cu el semidezbr\u0103cat, ar fi f\u0103cut reclam\u0103 la diverse, ar fi v\u00e2ndut c\u0103r\u0163i cu zecile de mii de exemplare \u015fi i-ar fi aruncat femeile sutiene pe scen\u0103. Pentru c\u0103 e frumos la modul \u0103la Morrison-ish.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net\/hphotos-ak-xaf1\/t31.0-8\/10866192_354020788116680_7817008478576304094_o.jpg?resize=700%2C494&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"700\" height=\"494\" class=\"alignnone\" \/><br \/>\nSurs\u0103 foto: Meniu a la carte<\/p>\n<p>Dar ce e de apreciat e c\u0103, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 faptul c\u0103 e frumos, Komartin \u00ee\u015fi cite\u015fte textele \u00een a\u015fa fel, \u00eenc\u00e2t le po\u0163i urm\u0103ri \u015fi po\u0163i \u00een\u0163elege despre ce pana mea vorbe\u015fte, \u00een pana mea. \u015ei eu \u00eel v\u0103d pe Komartin f\u0103c\u00e2nd spectacol de lectur\u0103 complet, de unul singur sau \u00een mai mul\u0163i, cu precizarea c\u0103 ar fi mi\u015fto ca \u0103ia mai mul\u0163i s\u0103 fie coeren\u0163i \u015fi articula\u0163i ca el. Sau, cel pu\u0163in, frumo\u015fi ca el.<\/p>\n<p>Ceea ce \u00eencerc s\u0103 zic: frate, un pic de responsabilitate. Nu scoate\u0163i vaca \u00een t\u00e2rg s-o face\u0163i de r\u00e2s, ca Ion din banc.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Iubesc scriitorii. \u00cei iubesc enorm pe cei care au talent \u015fi suf\u0103r \u00eengrozitor pentru lipsa lor de promovare \u00een societatea noastr\u0103. \u00cemi pare r\u0103u&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8880","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8880","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8880"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8880\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8880"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8880"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8880"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}