Un cli\u015feu pe care \u00eel aud frecvent de la diverse relicve masculine ” “B\u0103i, sunt a\u015fa un b\u0103iat bun, \u015fi totu\u015fi, curvele nu se uit\u0103 la mine, ies cu burto\u015fi \u015fi cu b\u0103t\u0103u\u015fi”.<\/p>\n
Ce e gre\u015fit \u00een aceast\u0103 abordare?<\/p>\n
Gen, \u00eens\u0103\u015fi premisa:<\/p>\n
A) Ce te face s\u0103 crezi c\u0103 e\u015fti un b\u0103iat bun?<\/p>\n
Mul\u0163i dintre \u0103ia care se declar\u0103 cu gura mare b\u0103ie\u0163i buni \u00ee\u0163i explic\u0103: Nu bat femei \u015fi nu le abuzez. Asta \u00een timp ce te abuzeaz\u0103 pe tine psihic, insinu\u00e2ndu-\u0163i iar \u015fi iar ce frumos ar fi dac\u0103 \u0163i-ar trage-o.
\nNu se \u00eentreab\u0103 \u00een ce m\u0103sur\u0103 interac\u0163iunea cu ei este pl\u0103cut\u0103, sau minimum suportabil\u0103, \u015fi dac\u0103 nu cumva interlocutorul trebuie s\u0103-\u015fi pun\u0103 la b\u0103taie toate rezervele de polite\u0163e ca s\u0103-i \u00eendure.<\/p>\n
Mul\u0163i dintre \u0103ia care se declar\u0103 b\u0103ie\u0163i buni sunt plictico\u015fi la culme, previzibili, inoportuni \u015fi extrem, dar extrem de surzi la reac\u0163iile interlocutorului. Nu descifreaz\u0103 iritarea, plictiseala, enervarea, dorin\u0163a nedeclarat\u0103 de a fi expulza\u0163i \u00eentr-un univers paralel din care s\u0103 nu poat\u0103 reveni niciodat\u0103.<\/p>\n
Nu, prietene, a nu bate femei nu te calific\u0103 la b\u0103ie\u0163i buni dec\u00e2t cel mult \u00een Codex Valachorum Vasluiae, anno domini 1645. Evalueaz\u0103 mai pe larg ce te \u00eendrept\u0103\u0163e\u015fte s\u0103 solici\u0163i imperativ aten\u0163ie \u015fi ce motiv ar avea omul s\u0103 \u0163i-o acorde, consider\u00e2nd c\u0103 grila lui de interese nu se suprapune neap\u0103rat peste a ta, \u015fi determin\u0103 singur dac\u0103 e\u015fti b\u0103iat bun sau labagiu inutil \u015fi plictisitor.<\/p>\n
B) Ce te face s\u0103 crezi c\u0103 bun\u0103tatea trebuie r\u0103spl\u0103tit\u0103 neap\u0103rat cu sex?<\/p>\n
Eu fac o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de lucruri pentru o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de oameni. Am prieteni care caut\u0103 de lucru \u015fi le pun pile la oameni care au joburi de dat. Am prieteni care au nevoie de un anumit specialist \u015fi-i ajut s\u0103-l cunoasc\u0103. Am prieteni care au probleme sentimentale \u015fi eu sunt recycle bin-ul lor emo\u0163ional. Am prieteni care au perpetu\u0103 nevoie de confirmare, s\u0103 poat\u0103 func\u0163iona, iar eu le ofer confirmare. Pe scurt, destul de mult timp al meu e alocat altora.
\nDAR nu mi se pare nici o secund\u0103 c\u0103 vreunul ar trebui s\u0103 m\u0103 fut\u0103 pentru asta. Poate Barton \ud83d\ude42 , dar prefer sincer s\u0103-mi dea o bere, dac\u0103 stau mai bine s\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc, pentru c\u0103 sexul altereaz\u0103 destul de mult dinamica unei prietenii.
\nFaptul c\u0103 \u00eencerci un \u015fantaj insinu\u00e2nd c\u0103 cineva \u00ee\u0163i datoreaz\u0103 vagin pentru c\u0103 e\u015fti bun (de\u015fi dac\u0103-l \u00eentrebi pe interlocutor, poate c\u0103 el \u00ee\u0163i va spune c\u0103 nu te g\u0103se\u015fte bun de nimic) anuleaz\u0103 orice bun\u0103tate.<\/p>\n
C) Ideea c\u0103 femeile sunt o mas\u0103 amorf\u0103, compact\u0103, care func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 dup\u0103 acelea\u015fi mecanisme, e de o prostie absolut halucinant\u0103 \u015fi ar trebui s\u0103 te azv\u00e2rli \u00een toalet\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 tragi apa dup\u0103 tine de jen\u0103 c\u0103 \u0163i-a dat asta prin cap.<\/p>\n
Stephen Hawking e b\u0103rbat, Horia Tec\u0103u e b\u0103rbat, Lars Ulrich e b\u0103rbat, Mark Zuckerberg e b\u0103rbat, Jean Paul Gaultier e tot b\u0103rbat \u015fi Florin Salam a\u015fijderea. \u00cen rest, sunt \u015fase fiin\u0163e at\u00e2t de diferite \u00een ceea ce ofer\u0103 omenirii \u015fi vor s\u0103 spun\u0103 \u00eenc\u00e2t ai zice c\u0103 vin din specii complet diferite. S\u0103-i argumentezi tu Vasilic\u0103i c\u0103 e de c\u0103cat c\u0103 nu te fute pe tine, b\u0103rbat bun, c\u00e2nd Marioara se fute cu gra\u015fi e de un retard care ar merita b\u0103t\u0103i cu lopata \u00een cap. Multe \u015fi ap\u0103sate, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een\u0163elegi ideea de individualitate \u015fi, c\u00e2nd vorbe\u015fti cu O PERSOAN\u0102, nu ai impresia c\u0103 vorbe\u015fti cu masa amorf\u0103 “femeile”. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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