Azi, dintr-odat\u0103, cineva se propte\u015fte \u00een soneria u\u015fii mele. \u015ei sun\u0103, \u015fi sun\u0103, \u015fi sun\u0103. Cumva am intuit c\u0103 un concertant la sonerie nu poate fi dec\u00e2t cineva pe care nu-l vrei, a\u015fa c\u0103 nici m\u0103car nu m-am urnit. L-am auzit la vecini: voia s\u0103 discute despre \u00eemp\u0103r\u0103\u0163ia lui Isus.<\/p>\n
Multe lucruri sunt enervante pe lume. dar de departe, cel mai enervant e insisten\u0163a. Omul care suuuuun\u0103 \u015fi nu d\u0103 timp de reac\u0163ie. Omul de pe Facebook care te anun\u0163\u0103 c\u0103 are chef s\u0103 vb k tn (cheful t\u0103u e la superofert\u0103, desigur) \u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 mergi tu s\u0103 faci un pipi \u015fi speri c\u0103 tace, turuie echivalentul a dou\u0103 pagini \u00een font Times New Roman 12, \u015fi o verificare \u00een diagonal\u0103 te face s\u0103 descoperi c\u0103 nimic de acolo nu te intereseaz\u0103. Omul care te sun\u0103 s\u0103 te frece la icre, \u015fi nici hinturile, la \u00eenceput subtile, apoi mai \u0163\u0103r\u0103ne\u015fti, c\u0103 ai treab\u0103, nici retezatul direct: “B\u0103i, scuze, trebuie s\u0103 \u00eenchid”, nu-l fac s\u0103 \u00eenceteze, unica solu\u0163ie fiind \u00eenchiderea telefonului direct.<\/p>\n
Ce au \u00een comun to\u0163i ace\u015fti oameni? Faptul c\u0103 nu dau timp de reac\u0163ie \u015fi nu \u0163in cont de o eventual\u0103 reac\u0163ie. Sau, pe rom\u00e2ne\u015fte, au impresia c\u0103 l-au c\u00e2\u015ftigat pe interlocutor la loz \u00een plic, versiunea NEC\u00c2\u015eTIG\u0102TOR.<\/p>\n
Genul \u0103sta de om te face s\u0103 te sim\u0163i unealt\u0103. P\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi \u0103la care se sprijinea de sonerie s\u0103-mi \u00eendese \u00eemp\u0103r\u0103\u0163ia lui Iisus pe g\u00e2t: \u00een mod cert tr\u0103ia cu impresia c\u0103 sunt doar un upgrade ambulant la drumul lui spre rai.<\/p>\n
Unica pl\u0103cere pe care o ai fa\u0163\u0103 de genul \u0103sta de om e s\u0103-i spui “nu”, iar \u015fi iar \u015fi iar. Evident, o s\u0103 te urasc\u0103, pentru c\u0103 cine plm n-ar ur\u00ee un aspirator care, \u00een loc s\u0103 sug\u0103 praful, vine cu contraargumente?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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