O firm\u0103 online care vinde produse pentru p\u0103r m\u0103 bruscheaz\u0103 pe mail: “Nu \u0163i se pare c\u0103 \u0163i se vedere pielea capului?”<\/p>\n
Sincer, NU.<\/p>\n
Alta cu produse de sl\u0103bit: “Te-ai cam \u00eengr\u0103\u015fat \u00een ultima vreme”<\/p>\n
\u015eTIU. \u015eI??<\/p>\n
Colac peste pup\u0103z\u0103, una de produse erotice: “Lipse\u015fte cumva pasiunea din via\u0163a ta?”<\/p>\n
Deci, la loc comanda. Pauz\u0103 de stabilit priorit\u0103\u0163i<\/p>\n
Nu \u00een\u0163eleg c\u00e2nd a intrat advertisingul \u00een perioada “M\u0103tu\u015fa b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi acr\u0103 care are mereu s\u0103-\u0163i repro\u015feze ceva”. \u015ei mai ales, nu \u00een\u0163eleg de ce ar trebui advertisingul s\u0103 intre \u00eentr-o asemenea perioad\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u00cen fond, \u0103\u015ftia nu-mi trimit mailuri s\u0103 m\u0103 certe, c\u0103 nu au motive s\u0103 o fac\u0103. Nu-s nevasta lor gras\u0103 \u015fi ur\u00e2t\u0103, neinteresat\u0103 de obliga\u0163iile conjugale. \u0102\u015ftia teoretic vor s\u0103 intru pe siteul lor \u015fi s\u0103-mi comand ceva de acolo.<\/p>\n
Iar eu m\u0103 \u00eentreb: cui folose\u015fte advertisingul care jigne\u015fte clientul? Exist\u0103 genul de dron\u0103 care zice: Gata, nu mai da, c\u0103 uite, comand acum? Exist\u0103 vreun rezultat?<\/p>\n
C\u0103 dac\u0103 da, propun \u015fi eu ni\u015fte copy-uri:<\/p>\n
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“E\u015fti proasta satului. Lumea \u00eentoarce ochii c\u00e2nd te vede. Toat\u0103 lumea r\u00e2de de tine cu spume. DAR PO\u0162I REPARA ASTA. Ia-\u0163i noua drujb\u0103 multifunc\u0163ional\u0103 de la noi. Nimeni nu va mai avea curajul s\u0103 fac\u0103 mi\u015fto vreodat\u0103”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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