{"id":8946,"date":"2015-03-07T11:26:39","date_gmt":"2015-03-07T11:26:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=8946"},"modified":"2015-03-20T07:41:15","modified_gmt":"2015-03-20T07:41:15","slug":"fifty-shades-of-stupid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/fifty-shades-of-stupid\/","title":{"rendered":"Fifty Shades of Stupid"},"content":{"rendered":"

Internet, te ur\u0103sc. Te ur\u0103sc pentru c\u0103, prin ura ta incoerent\u0103 \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 sens, m-ai f\u0103cut s\u0103 v\u0103d un film de duzin\u0103, doar ca s\u0103 \u015ftiu despre ce vorbesc.<\/p>\n

E la mod\u0103 s\u0103 ur\u0103\u015fti Cincizeci de nuan\u0163e ale lui Grey<\/em>, cartea. Femeile o ur\u0103sc pentru c\u0103 povestea unei prost\u0103nace fade care pic\u0103 \u00een plasa unui b\u0103iat cu bani \u015fi r\u0103m\u00e2ne remorc\u0103 toat\u0103 via\u0163a contrazice toate progresele egalit\u0103\u0163ii dintre sexe. B\u0103rba\u0163ii o ur\u0103sc pentru c\u0103 remarc\u0103 printre r\u00e2nduri condi\u0163ia sine qua non a abandonului: un munte de bani \u015fi disponibilitatea s\u0103-i trimi\u0163i uneia un laptop a\u015fa, dintr-o toan\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00cen fond, e o poveste a femeilor slabe care, de\u015fi nu au nimic care s\u0103 le califice, viseaz\u0103 la b\u0103iatul de aur, exact cum Bebe Mih\u0103escu scrie pentru gra\u015fi care vor s\u0103 fut\u0103 fotomodele<\/a>. N-ai cum s\u0103 te superi pe nevoia de compensa\u0163ie a cuiva dec\u00e2t dac\u0103 \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 \u015fi-o exercite direct asupra ta. Dac\u0103 grasul care vrea s\u0103 fut\u0103 fotomodele sau ur\u00e2ta care vrea b\u0103iatul de aur te streseaz\u0103 \/ pis\u0103logesc \/ agaseaz\u0103 direct, da, merit\u0103 un picior \u00een frez\u0103 \u015fi un zbor lin deasupra a minimum o sut\u0103 de cuiburi de curci, s\u0103 nu te-ncurci. Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi deap\u0103n\u0103 lini\u015fti\u0163i insatisfac\u0163iile \u00eentre dou\u0103 coper\u0163i, e complet inuman \u015fi nemilos s\u0103 te bagi s\u0103 le strici juc\u0103rica. Let them dream. Dreaming is free.\u00a0\"Dakota-Johnson\"<\/a><\/p>\n

E \u015fi mai la mod\u0103 s\u0103 ur\u0103\u015fti\u00a0Cincizeci de nuan\u0163e ale lui Grey<\/em>, filmul. \u015ei atunci to\u0163i retarda\u0163ii incapabili s\u0103 lege dou\u0103 idei contribuie la ura ob\u015fteasc\u0103 cu ce pot. Exact ca \u0163\u0103ranii la r\u0103scoal\u0103, care cu furca, care cu b\u00e2ta de la oi a lu’ bunicu’, care cu coasa. Ce rezult\u0103? \u00a0\u00cenjur\u0103turi stupide \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 substan\u0163\u0103, cu fabulosul argument “filmul e prost pentru c\u0103 eroina are p\u0103r la pizd\u0103”, cu generaliz\u0103ri machiste, cu “scenaristul nu \u015ftie s\u0103 scrie \u015fi nici regizorul s\u0103 regizeze”, zise de cineva care nu \u015ftie s\u0103 evalueze nici una nici alta, iar pus s\u0103-\u015fi argumenteze afirma\u0163ia devine agresiv, ba chiar cu pseudocronici care nu \u00een\u0163eleg regulile elementare ale unei pove\u015fti. Iaca link<\/a>. Zice aici un fl\u0103c\u0103u:<\/p>\n

“CONTRACTUL \u2013 \u00een tot acest dezm\u0103\u021b plin de o scandaloas\u0103 decen\u021b\u0103 (am un prieten identificabil, care a m\u0103rturisit c\u0103 a adormit dus tot filmul), s\u0103 revenim o clip\u0103 asupra \u2018contractului\u2019. Acest gen de \u00een\u021belegeri se practic\u0103 \u00een lumea BDSM. Oameni \u00eentregi la cap, dar cu \u00eenclina\u021bii aparte, \u00ee\u0219i stabilesc de comun acord reguli ce vor fi respectate \u0219i limite ce nu vor fi niciodat\u0103 dep\u0103\u0219ite \u00een fanteziile care-i unesc. Nu st\u0103 nimeni s\u0103 se tocmeasc\u0103 dou\u0103 ore de film asupra unor rahaturi de detalii!”\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

P\u0103i, b\u0103i, pulic\u0103. Orice poveste \u00eencepe printr-un accident care r\u0103stoarn\u0103 normalitatea. Doi bdsm-i\u015fti normali semneaz\u0103 contractul \u015fi trec la persecu\u0163ie. O intrig\u0103 – \u00eencurc\u0103tur\u0103 – plot, nutritiv\u0103 pentru o poveste, apare odat\u0103 ce se ive\u015fte ceva ce perturb\u0103 numita normalitate. Faptul c\u0103 una nu vrea s\u0103 semneze contractul, de exemplu. \u015ei se fasole\u015fte la infinit. Nu mai scrie\u0163i cronici dac\u0103 nu ave\u0163i \u00een\u0163elegerea de baz\u0103 a construc\u0163iei unei pove\u015fti. Merge\u0163i la sap\u0103.<\/p>\n

Apoi apar penibilii care pl\u00e2ng c\u0103 nu i-a satisf\u0103cut sexul din film<\/a>. \u015ei numi\u0163ii uit\u0103 c\u0103 nu vorbim despre un sex minunat \u015fi ravisant \u00eentre suflete pereche, ci un sex stresat \u015fi supus presiunilor, dintre una care caut\u0103 s\u0103 treac\u0103 rapid de la nivelul zero la master of the game \u015fi unul care vrea s\u0103-\u015fi impun\u0103 propria agend\u0103 sexual\u0103. PLM, ar fi fost dubios s\u0103 fie perfect.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 vre\u0163i sex perfect, merge\u0163i pe xhamster. Sexul din filme e tributar defini\u0163iei personajelor dintr-o poveste \u015fi st\u0103rilor acestora. \u015ei aici chiar mi-a pl\u0103cut faptul c\u0103 sexul din acest film NU E O SOLU\u0162IE. A\u015fa cum nici \u00een via\u0163\u0103 nu e o solu\u0163ie. Doar \u00een filme cli\u015feu oamenii \u015fi-o trag \u015fi sexul rezolv\u0103 tot.<\/p>\n

E adev\u0103rat, nu e un scenariu spectaculos de bun. Dar e cea mai decent\u0103 chestie care se putea scoate din l\u0103tura aia de carte. \u015ei, spre deosebire de personajul penibil, monoton \u015fi siropos din roman, personajul feminin din film are sui\u015furi \u015fi cobor\u00e2\u015furi de om normal.<\/p>\n

E adev\u0103rat, protagonistul e un cli\u015feu. E imaginea stereotip\u0103 a omului cu bani din mintea cuiva care a m\u00e2ncat cartofi pr\u0103ji\u0163i cu ou\u0103 ochiuri jum\u0103tate de via\u0163\u0103. Dar dup\u0103 cum spuneam la \u00eenceput, nici m\u0103car nu e o poveste realist\u0103. E o poveste de compensa\u0163ie. O poveste despre cum \u015fi proastele au vise. Despre proastele care viseaz\u0103 ca un tip cu bani s\u0103 le trimit\u0103 o ma\u015fin\u0103 cadou pentru privilegiul de a le sexa. Iar actorul n-are ce juca, e \u00een disconfort evident, e adev\u0103rat. E greu pentru un actor viu s\u0103 joace “idealul masculin” sau “idealul feminin”, din simplul fapt c\u0103 nu are de ce detaliu uman s\u0103 se cramponeze.<\/p>\n

E adev\u0103rat, imaginile cu multe ma\u015fini sau cu casa eroului par copiate din reviste glossy \u015fi \u00a0reclame. Dar e un demers coerent cu acela de “ideal masculin” din paragraful de mai sus.<\/p>\n

Una peste alta, “Fifty Shades” nu mi se pare cu nimic mai prost dec\u00e2t un film obi\u015fnuit de mall. Film de popcorn \u015fi cocalari. Coeren\u0163\u0103 are, sens are, iar arta nu intr\u0103 \u00een discu\u0163ie \u00een cazul acestui gen de film. E chiar de apreciat c\u0103 \u00eencearc\u0103 un demers pe alocuri critic asupra abera\u0163iilor din carte, nu \u00eenghite toat\u0103 logoreea aia mediocr\u0103 pe nemestecate. Nu mai l\u0103tra\u0163i a imbecil doar ca s\u0103 fi\u0163i de acord cu opinia public\u0103. Habar nu ave\u0163i c\u00e2t\u0103 prostie h\u00e2d\u0103, neagr\u0103 \u015fi dens\u0103 etala\u0163i c\u00e2nd face\u0163i asta.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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