\u015eti\u0163i bancul \u0103la cu Bul\u0103 \u00eentrebat ce e fericirea? “Iau un ciocan \u015fi m\u0103 bat pe degete de la 5 la 6!” \u015ei unde e fericirea \u00een chestia asta? “Fericirea e la 6, c\u00e2nd m\u0103 opresc”.<\/p>\n
Unul dintre cele mai enervante obiceiuri ale motanului meu Pulic\u0103 Splendoaremaxim\u0103 e s\u0103 vrea neap\u0103rat, cu mieun\u0103turi, alint\u0103turi, tors, furat, \u015fantaj \u015fi evaziune fiscal\u0103 tot ce m\u0103n\u00e2nc eu. Indiferent dac\u0103-s alune cu \u00eenveli\u015f wassabi, m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103 cu br\u00e2nz\u0103 sau salat\u0103 de varz\u0103 ro\u015fie cu semin\u0163e de pin. \u015ei reac\u0163ia mea e de obicei din registrul “Mar\u015f, m\u0103”. Pentru c\u0103, dac\u0103 alimentul respectiv e un lactat, se \u015fi ridic\u0103 \u00een dou\u0103 picioare \u015fi-\u015fi bag\u0103 capul \u00een cutia sau vasul respectiv p\u00e2n\u0103 la urechi. O secund\u0103 de neaten\u0163ie poate rezulta \u00eentr-un motan cu iaurt pe spr\u00e2ncene.<\/p>\n
Buooon. Vineri, pe vremea aia oribil\u0103 cu lapovi\u0163\u0103, ninsoare, apocalips\u0103 dup\u0103 Ioan \u015fi alte pl\u0103ceri, \u0103sta, un poet \u015fi un termosensibil, a \u00eenceput s\u0103 zac\u0103 apatic pe calorifer. Nici un interes fa\u0163\u0103 de m\u00e2ncare, nici un interes fa\u0163\u0103 de joac\u0103. Z\u0103cut profesionist, categoria lemn masiv.<\/p>\n
Pfoai, \u015fi m-am speriat. C\u00e2nd motanul meu e f\u0103r\u0103 vlag\u0103, e semn de boal\u0103 evident\u0103. Dac\u0103 nu e sus pe un dulap, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 sar\u0103 pe tocul u\u015fii, nu e el. L-am luat \u00een bra\u0163e, l-am alintat. Mi s-a b\u0103gat sub tricou \u015fi a continuat s\u0103 zac\u0103 apatic. Mpula mea. Pe chestia asta st\u0103 scris veterinar. Dar ce m\u0103-sa poate s\u0103 aib\u0103, \u00een fond? Nici m\u0103car nu are vorbe s\u0103-\u0163i zic\u0103 dac\u0103-l doare ceva sau e doar pe ciclu. \u00cen fine, l-am \u00eenfofolit \u00eentr-o p\u0103tur\u0103 \u015fi l-am l\u0103sat \u00een pace.<\/p>\n
S\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 diminea\u0163a, m\u0103 trezesc. Golanul doarme dus. Dar asta face frecvent. Ies la buc\u0103t\u0103rie, pun de cafea \u015fi desfac un iaurt. C\u00e2nd d\u0103 apa \u00een clocot, m\u0103 duc s\u0103 arunc cafeaua \u00een ibric, s\u0103 mai dau un clocot, etc. \u015ei dau s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentorc la iau…<\/p>\n
NU! Iaurtul meu era pe jos, balt\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 cutia goal\u0103, iar \u0163\u0103ranul lip\u0103ia de zor. S-a uitat la mine tem\u0103tor, a\u015ftept\u00e2nd ploaie de pule. Eu l-am luat \u00een bra\u0163e \u015fi am \u00eenceput s\u0103-l pup pe cap.<\/p>\n
“\u0162i-ai revenit, porc de m\u00e2\u0163\u0103 ce e\u015fti! \u0102sta e\u015fti tu! Te iubesc, scroaf\u0103 mic\u0103 \u015fi neagr\u0103. E\u015fti bine!”<\/p>\n
Era \u00een derut\u0103 total\u0103, pentru c\u0103 nu se a\u015ftepta la tratamentul \u0103sta. Iar eu tras concluzia weekendului: fericirea e uneori privilegiul de a \u015fterge iaurt de pe jos.<\/p>\n
Foto: Andra Tama\u015f. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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