Dac\u0103 tot m\u0103 acuzau oare\u015fce spammeri de un trecut tenebros, trebuie s\u0103 recunosc c\u0103 am avut oare\u015fce ativit\u0103\u0163i reprobabile. Una din cele mai reprobabile a fost bi\u015fni\u0163a cu viagra. \u015ei cel mai reprobabil aspect al acestei reprobabilit\u0103\u0163i a fost c\u0103 bi\u015fni\u0163a mea cu viagra a fost involuntar\u0103. \u015ei cea mai reprobabil\u0103 nuan\u0163\u0103 a celui mai reprobabil aspect a fost c\u0103 \u00een \u00eencercarea de a vinde viagra, \u00eemi vindeam viagra p\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi mie. Dar s\u0103 vede\u0163i cum a fost.<\/p>\n
Pe c\u00e2nd eram eu mic\u0103 \u015fi t\u00e2mp\u0103, primesc \u00eentr-o zi un mail: Quality Cartoons and Comics. \u015ei \u00een mail era linkul: Check This Out!<\/p>\n
Ce dracu’ era s\u0103 fac, dec\u00e2t s\u0103 check it out, conform invita\u0163iei? Desigur, mi-a dat error, am \u00eenchis pagina cu eroarea \u015fi am continuat cu citirea celorlalte mailuri.<\/p>\n
Bun, a doua zi m\u0103 pomenesc c\u0103 aveam mail de la… mine \u00eens\u0103mi! \u015ei m\u0103 \u00eembiam cu mare amabilitate s\u0103 cump\u0103r viagra ieftin\u0103 \u015fi bun\u0103. O fi vreo gre\u015feal\u0103, m-am g\u00e2ndit eu cu incon\u015ftien\u0163a tinere\u0163ii, am \u015fters mailul \u015fi am continuat cu citirea celorlalte mailuri.<\/p>\n
A doua zi, primesc un mail de la un prieten din lista de mail contacts. “Lorena, dac\u0103 vrei ceva de la mine, spune-mi direct!” Dracu’ s\u0103 v\u0103 ia de obseda\u0163i, numai la putut v\u0103 st\u0103 mintea,” \u00eemi zic eu. Am \u015fters mailul \u015fi am continuat cu citirea celorlalte mailuri.<\/p>\n
A treia zi, remarc c\u0103, peste noapte, pe c\u00e2nd dormeam, \u00eemi trimisesem singur\u0103 vreo trei oferte de viagra. Deja m-am alarmat. Dac\u0103 e s\u0103 fac bi\u015fni\u0163\u0103, m\u0103car s\u0103 o fac asumat, nu-i a\u015fa? \u015ei-i scriu prietenului cu pututul: “La ce te referi?” R\u0103spunsul \u00eemi vine direct: “La oferta cu viagra. S\u0103 \u015ftii c\u0103 m\u0103 descurc \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103”. Aooleu, s\u0103 fiu a naibii, am \u00eenjurat eu \u00een g\u00e2nd, \u015fi n-am mai continuat cu citirea celorlalte mailuri.<\/p>\n
Apoi am primit un alt mail. De la altul din list\u0103: “Cu c\u00e2t o dai?” “Ce?” am \u00eentrebat eu. “P\u0103i viagra”. V\u0103\u0103\u0103leu, e clar! M-am compromentat de la mailul cu cartoane. Bun, ce era s\u0103 fac? Am dat un mesaj la toat\u0103 lista: “\u00cemi cer scuze pentru bi\u015fni\u0163a cu viagra. Aveam nevoie de un implant de silicon \u015fi a trebuit s\u0103 adun banii. Suma s-a completat, deci m\u0103 \u00eentorc pe calea cea dreapt\u0103 a comer\u0163ului cu litere. V\u0103 mul\u0163umesc!” Apoi am schimbat parola \u015fi am continuat cu citirea celorlalte mailuri.<\/p>\n
A doua zi, intru \u00een mail cu inima c\u00e2t un purice. S\u0103 vedem… Wrong password! Mi-au furat parola??? Stai, bre, idioato, c\u0103 \u0163i-ai schimbat-o ieri. Ah, da, corect! Bun! \u015ei??? \u015ei nimic de la mine \u00eens\u0103mi. Ce bine – dac\u0103 mai continuam cu spamul, poate m\u0103 puneam pe mine \u00eens\u0103mi pe block-list. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n
\u015ei, desigur… am continuat cu citirea celorlalte mailuri. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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