{"id":8961,"date":"2015-03-11T08:10:11","date_gmt":"2015-03-11T08:10:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=8961"},"modified":"2016-02-11T08:24:11","modified_gmt":"2016-02-11T08:24:11","slug":"despre-barbati-si-cersit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/despre-barbati-si-cersit\/","title":{"rendered":"Despre b\u0103rba\u0163i \u015fi cer\u015fit"},"content":{"rendered":"

Postam ieri scurta \u015fi vesela istorie a cer\u015fitului<\/a> menit\u0103 s\u0103 ne arate cum un ins n-are nici o jen\u0103 s\u0103 se milogeasc\u0103, s\u0103 se umileasc\u0103, s\u0103 se fasoleasc\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 se m\u0103m\u0103ligeasc\u0103 ani \u00een \u015fir, \u00een loc s\u0103 \u00eentrebe ceea ce \u00eel tot \u00eendrumam s\u0103 \u00eentrebe: “C\u00e2t cost\u0103 un advertorial pe blogul t\u0103u?”<\/p>\n

Problema e, probabil, c\u0103 locul \u00een care te-ai n\u0103scut \u015fi tradi\u0163iile lui \u00ee\u0163i \u015fi influen\u0163eaz\u0103 a\u015ftept\u0103rile de la lume \u015fi via\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n

Eu m-am n\u0103scut \u00een Ardeal, \u00een mijloc de Secuime. Nu zic, sunt otrepe destule \u015fi acolo. Violen\u0163a din nimic e frecvent la ordinea zilei. I se pare secuiului c\u0103 te ui\u0163i str\u00e2mb \u015fi-\u0163i sare cu bri\u015fca la g\u00e2t. Ceri o p\u00e2ine \u015fi \u0163i se r\u0103spunde “Nem tudok romanul”. De\u015fi \u015ftie rom\u00e2ne\u015fte, dar e form\u0103 local\u0103 de trolaj. Secuiul a practicat trollingul \u00eenainte s\u0103 fie cool.<\/p>\n

\u00cen schimb, cu toate defectele lor, n-am v\u0103zut niciodat\u0103 b\u0103rba\u0163i secui s\u0103 cer\u015feasc\u0103 chestii de la femei. Dimpotriv\u0103.<\/p>\n

Ultima oar\u0103 c\u00e2nd am fost acas\u0103, aveam multe treburi \u015fi am luat taxi. Ceea ce \u00een condi\u0163ii normale e ridicol, pentru c\u0103 \u00een jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 str\u0103ba\u0163i tot ora\u015ful. \u015ei la final, cu opriri, porniri \u015fi sta\u0163ion\u0103ri, s-a ajuns la 16 lei. Obi\u015fnuit\u0103 cu Bucure\u015ftiul, i-am dat omului 20. Mi-a \u00eentins 4 lei \u00eenapoi.
\n-Nu, nu, p\u0103stra\u0163i diferen\u0163a.
\n-Ce vorbi\u0163i, doamn\u0103? Cum s\u0103 iau eu bac\u015fi\u015f de la o femeie?<\/p>\n

Eu, care \u00eempart mui cot la cot cu cei mai sini\u015ftri cocalari ai netului \u015fi nici m\u0103car nu clipesc, m-am sim\u0163it pwned la faza asta. Am luat \u00een t\u0103cere restul \u015fi mi-am v\u0103zut de treburi \u00een continuare.<\/p>\n

O prieten\u0103 avea nevoie de modific\u0103ri la un site. Avea \u00een list\u0103 un programator din Cluj. (Tot Ardeal, da?) \u00cei zice femeia ce are nevoie \u015fi \u0103la face prompt \u015fi bine tot. \u015ei ea \u00eei cere contul. El r\u0103spunde: Nu-l \u015ftiu, dar \u0163i-l dau eu. \u015ei ea insist\u0103, \u015fi el am\u00e2n\u0103. Zilele trecute, \u00eemi poveste\u015fte faza.
\n-B\u0103i, e simplu. \u0102luia \u00eei e jen\u0103 s\u0103 ia bani de la tine. Din demnitate b\u0103rb\u0103teasc\u0103.<\/p>\n

Se pl\u00e2ng pu\u0163ele mici \u015fi triste c\u0103 nu pot fi b\u0103rba\u0163i din cauz\u0103 de femei puternice. De fapt, nu pot fi b\u0103rba\u0163i din cauz\u0103 de caractere mici \u015fi meschine ca limba furnicii. Dac\u0103 nu \u015ftii ce e aia demnitate, po\u0163i avea \u00een jur o turm\u0103 de Maryline Monroaie \u015fi tot nu e\u015fti b\u0103rbat. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Postam ieri scurta \u015fi vesela istorie a cer\u015fitului menit\u0103 s\u0103 ne arate cum un ins n-are nici o jen\u0103 s\u0103 se milogeasc\u0103, s\u0103 se...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9000,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8961","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy","category-sweet-3"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/The-Usual.jpg?fit=1600%2C900&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8961","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8961"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8961\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10342,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8961\/revisions\/10342"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9000"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8961"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8961"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8961"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}