Acum c\u00e2teva zile, c\u00e2nd era vorba s\u0103 mergem la oaste, tot internetul era plin de fl\u0103c\u0103i virulen\u021bi, extrem de furio\u0219i pe M\u00e2ndru\u021b\u0103, care-i luase de sus cu “b\u0103i, genera\u021bie de m\u0103m\u0103ligi”.<\/p>\n
Acum, c\u0103 un taximetrist a violat o duduie, tot internetul e plin de lume nec\u0103jit\u0103 pe Dorombach, care a zis c\u0103 dac\u0103 \u0219i-a c\u0103utat-o gagica, s\u0103 tac\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 rabde.<\/p>\n
To\u021bi ace\u0219ti furio\u0219i sunt pro\u0219ti ca noaptea.<\/p>\n
Pentru c\u0103 nu recunosc clickbaitul vizibil de la o po\u0219t\u0103, la fel de evident ca VEZI AICI. VEDET\u0102 MURIND \u00ceN CHINURI! (\u00eentr-un film de groaz\u0103) sau \u00ceNDR\u0102GITA C\u00c2NT\u0102REA\u021a\u0102 FACE SEX ORAL PE PLAJ\u0102 (una de care n-ai auzit \u00een via\u021ba ta \u0219i care de fapt f\u0103cea o figura\u021bie nu \u0219tiu pe unde, unde insinua sex oral pe sub o p\u0103tur\u0103.)<\/p>\n
Exact ca tabloizii \u0103\u0219tia lipsi\u021bi complet de demnitate \u0219i incapabili s\u0103 \u00eens\u0103ileze dou\u0103 idei, s\u0103 rezulte un text cu sens, M\u00e2ndru\u021b\u0103 \u0219i Dorombach pun curul la b\u0103taie pentru clickuri. Dar pu\u021bin altfel. \u0218tiind c\u0103 internautul rom\u00e2n e isteric \u0219i degrab\u0103 v\u0103rs\u0103tor de bor\u0219 din tastatur\u0103, scriu un text cu c\u00e2te o pozi\u021bie at\u00e2t de enervant\u0103 \u00eenc\u00e2t nici Maica Tereza nu l-ar putea citi f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 smulg\u0103 toate pulele hergheliei din vecini \u0219i s\u0103 le azv\u00e2rle spre blogar, apoi se tol\u0103nesc pe spate \u0219i a\u0219teapt\u0103 flowul de indigna\u021bi. Care vine. \u0218i contorul de trafic se \u00eenv\u00e2rte\u0219te de-l po\u021bi pune \u0219i pe post de ventilator.<\/p>\n
M\u0103car M\u00e2ndru\u021b\u0103, oldschool fiind, a scris UN text despre oaste \u0219i iubirea de ob\u0219te \u0219i a t\u0103cut. Dorombach, attention whore de spe\u021b\u0103 nou\u0103, a scris un post ini\u021bial, unul \u00een care se filma coment\u00e2nd postul ini\u021bial \u0219i unul \u00een care comenta legat de ce se comentase vizavi de comentariul lui care comenta… \u00een\u021belege\u021bi voi.<\/p>\n
Toat\u0103 dup\u0103-amiaza mi-a venit notificare dup\u0103 notificare de la Dorombach sug\u00e2nd aten\u021bie de i se mi\u0219cau urechile ca la pisoii mici al\u0103pta\u021bi din sering\u0103.<\/p>\n
Ai stat s\u0103 te indignezi de lipitorile astea dou\u0103? P\u0103i nu mai ai nici un drept s\u0103 te indignezi de cretinii care fac rating la Abces \u00een rect \u0219i Show C\u0103p\u0103tos. Sunte\u021bi aceea\u0219i specie. Cretinul care se indigneaz\u0103 de chestii f\u0103cute \u00een mod deliberat ca s\u0103 se indigneze el \u0219i s\u0103 livreze clickurile aduc\u0103toare de publicitate. Felicit\u0103ri, e\u0219ti un fraier. M\u0103mica ta poate fi m\u00e2ndr\u0103 de tine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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