Primi\u0163i SMS-uri de Cr\u0103ciun \u015fi de Pa\u015fte? Din alea cu fie ca lumina s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 dreag\u0103, \u00eenvf\u0103\u015fur\u00e2nd cu blabla sufletele a\u015fa \u015fi pe dincolo, care bla bla ieslea cea sf\u00e2nt\u0103, unde p\u0103\u015fteau vacile bl\u00e2nde blablabla \u015fi adev\u0103rat c-a – mesajul 2 – \u00eenviat.<\/p>\n
Sunt trimise de oameni “nescri\u015fi”. Nescri\u015fi, pe modelul nefutut \/ nevorbit. \u0102\u015ftia nu-\u015fi exerseaz\u0103 condeiul 363 zile din an, iar de cele dou\u0103 s\u0103rb\u0103tori, \u00eei bu\u015fe\u015fte talentul. \u015ei bag\u0103 c\u00e2rna\u0163i peste c\u00e2rna\u0163i de metafore sfor\u0103itoare, care mai de care mai fals\u0103 \u015fi mai epatant\u0103, ca s\u0103 arate rudelor, prietenilor, electricianului sau coafezei (m\u0103 rog, pe cine au \u00een memoria telefonului, c\u0103 oricum dau send all) unde z\u0103cea sufletul fin de poet.<\/p>\n
Eu, care sunt uberscris\u0103, m\u0103 plictisesc major s\u0103 aberez pe tem\u0103 \u015fi r\u0103spund sec: Mul\u0163umesc, asemenea.<\/p>\n
Exact ca oamenii nescri\u015fi, care trebuie ei neap\u0103rat s\u0103 fac\u0103 parad\u0103 de me\u015fte\u015fug\u0103rie de vorbe de Cr\u0103ciun \u015fi de Pa\u015fte, sunt oamenii – melodram\u0103, care nu pot, pur \u015fi simplu, s\u0103 stea chill, s\u0103 bea o bere \u015fi s\u0103 se bucure de via\u0163\u0103. Au mereu nevoie de tensiune, de conflict, de o ceart\u0103, trebuie s\u0103 te frece mereu cu c\u00e2te ceva, s\u0103 se vaiete cu ceva, sau s\u0103 te pun\u0103 la un test la care nu te-ai \u00eenscris \u015fi pe care te doare-n cur dac\u0103-l iei sau \u00eel pici, de vreme ce nu \u0163i-ai oferit candidatura.<\/p>\n
Oamenii melodram\u0103 sunt, probabil, \u00eensp\u0103im\u00e2nta\u0163i c\u0103, dac\u0103 nu vin mereu cu c\u00e2te un twist, cu c\u00e2te un punct nodal de tensiune, cu c\u00e2te un motiv t\u00e2mpit de dat ochii peste cap, sunt plictisitori \u015fi ui\u0163i de ei. Habar nu au c\u00e2t de obositori sunt, dac\u0103 tu e\u015fti genul de om care a v\u0103zut de toate \u00een via\u0163\u0103 \u015fi nu simte nevoia s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103 demonstrativ.<\/p>\n
Ce-i une\u015fte pe oamenii melodram\u0103 este faptul c\u0103 n-au trecut \u00een via\u0163a lor prin situa\u0163ii cu adev\u0103rat dificile. Prin greut\u0103\u0163i care s\u0103-i pun\u0103 pe g\u00e2nduri. Care i-ar fi \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at c\u0103, a\u015fa cum adev\u0103rata literatur\u0103 nu vine din c\u00e2rnatul infinit de metafore fleo\u015fc\u0103ite cu care ne asediaz\u0103 poe\u0163ii de cr\u0103ciun \u015fi pa\u015fte, nici adev\u0103rata via\u0163\u0103 nu vine din c\u00e2rnatul infinit de probleme minore sau inexistente, umflate cu pompa plictiselii s\u0103 par\u0103 dramele Parisului.<\/p>\n
\u015ei \u00een ambele cazuri, reac\u0163ia mea l\u0103untric\u0103 este din viscere: A se sl\u0103bi.<\/p>\n
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