{"id":8986,"date":"2015-03-16T12:15:10","date_gmt":"2015-03-16T12:15:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=8986"},"modified":"2015-03-17T18:50:22","modified_gmt":"2015-03-17T18:50:22","slug":"deformare-platitoriala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/deformare-platitoriala\/","title":{"rendered":"Deformare pl\u0103titorial\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>-Bun\u0103 ziua.<\/p>\n<p>-Bun\u0103 ziua.<\/p>\n<p>-ParaSinus ave\u0163i?<\/p>\n<p>-Da.<\/p>\n<p>-Da\u0163i-mi \u015fi mie o cutie.<\/p>\n<p>-Penta sau normal?<\/p>\n<p>-Normal.<\/p>\n<p>-Card ave\u0163i la noi?<\/p>\n<p>-Undeva \u00eentr-un col\u0163, dar nu \u015ftiu c\u0103rei \u00eenc\u0103peri \u00eei apar\u0163ine col\u0163ul.<\/p>\n<p>-9 lei \u015fi 99 de bani.<\/p>\n<p>-Pofti\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p>-Mul\u0163umesc.<\/p>\n<p>-\u0102\u0103, \u015fi nu-mi da\u0163i s\u0103 tastez codul PIN?<\/p>\n<p>-P\u0103i mi-a\u0163i pl\u0103tit cash.<\/p>\n<p>-A, daaa. Cashul n-are cod PIN. Fuck!<\/p>\n<p>-Haha, nu, n-are.<\/p>\n<p>-\u00cemi cer scuze, nu-s chiar at\u00e2t de retardat\u0103 precum par, dar \u015fti\u0163i, cardul mi-a devenit un fel de al \u015faselea deget. Iar codul PIN, ca un fel de rug\u0103ciune haiku \u00een cifre.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>-Bun\u0103 ziua. -Bun\u0103 ziua. -ParaSinus ave\u0163i? -Da. -Da\u0163i-mi \u015fi mie o cutie. -Penta sau normal? -Normal. -Card ave\u0163i la noi? -Undeva \u00eentr-un col\u0163, dar&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":8987,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8986","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy","category-unde-mergem"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/card-2.jpg?fit=4856%2C3140&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8986","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8986"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8986\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8990,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8986\/revisions\/8990"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8987"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8986"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8986"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8986"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}