{"id":899,"date":"2009-02-21T12:37:39","date_gmt":"2009-02-21T10:37:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=899"},"modified":"2009-02-21T12:37:39","modified_gmt":"2009-02-21T10:37:39","slug":"video-traume-bonus-newsflash-intarziat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/video-traume-bonus-newsflash-intarziat\/","title":{"rendered":"Video-traume (bonus Newsflash \u00eent\u00e2rziat)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ba nu, \u00eencepem cu Newsflashul \u00eent\u00e2rziat:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; a ap\u0103rut revista <a href=\"http:\/\/www.maxim.ro\">Maxim<\/a> de februarie. \u015ei nu v-o zic neap\u0103rat pentru &#8220;Nou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni \u015fi jum\u0103tate \u00eentr-o singur\u0103 zi&#8221;, articolul meu cu sugestii de Sf. Valentin n\u0103scute dintr-o revedere a filmului \u00een care Kim Basinger ne \u00eenfierb\u00e2nta s\u00e2ngele cu neuitatul &#8220;You Can Leave Your Hat On&#8221;. Uite:<\/p>\n<p><div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/yzUXHEvgGAI?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>.<\/p>\n<p>Din p\u0103cate, Sf. Valentin a trecut, \u015fi acum nu ave\u0163i dec\u00e2t s\u0103 aplica\u0163i sugestiile respective de Sf\u00e2ntul Dragob\u0103\u0163. Sau de Sf\u00e2ntul 21 februarie. Dar NU, nu de asta e interesant num\u0103rul de februarie ci:<br \/>\n-pentru pictorialul HOT, unde cea mai curnicov\u0103 juc\u0103toare a tenisului contemporan ilustreaz\u0103 propozi\u0163ia &#8220;Ana are mere.&#8221;<br \/>\n-pentru un PRO \u015fi CONTRA Valentine&#8217;s Day-ului, sus\u0163inut cu fermitate de <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mondenii.ro\">mondenii<\/a> Ze\u0163a \u015fi <a href=\"http:\/\/mihaibendeac.wordpress.com\">Bendeac<\/a> (unul CONTRA, altul PRO, c\u0103 doar sunt obi\u015fnui\u0163i s\u0103 lupte \u00een echipe opuse. \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\n-pentru o analiz\u0103 necru\u0163\u0103toare a Eurovision-ului, cu un gay-ometru \u00eentocmit obiectiv \u015fi profesionist de <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tomwilson.ro\">Tom Wilson.<\/a><br \/>\n-pentru descoperirea re\u0163etei succesului, varianta Dan Diaconescu, dezv\u0103luit\u0103 de el \u00eensu\u015fi.<br \/>\n-pentru a asista cu uimire la rena\u015fterea lui Mickey Rourke (\u0103l de mai sus) din propria cenu\u015f\u0103, ca un p\u0103s\u0103roi Phoenix.<br \/>\n-pentru ghidul: &#8220;Cum s\u0103 supravie\u0163uie\u015fti Apocalipsei&#8221;, foarte important mai ales azi, c\u00e2nd afl\u0103m din cinci \u00een cinci zile de \u00eenc\u0103 un sf\u00e2r\u015fit al lumii<br \/>\n-\u015fi pentru multe alte motive, pe care v\u0103 las s\u0103 le descoperi\u0163i \u015fi singuri, citind MAXIM de februarie.<\/p>\n<p>Buooon, \u015fi acum <!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong>Video-trauma s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nii<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Introducere: Dup\u0103 cum se \u015ftie, pe acest blog s\u00e2mb\u0103ta e dedicat\u0103 s\u00e2mbetismelor muzicale. C\u0103rora le purt\u0103m s\u00e2mbetele deoarece a) ne-au enervat, b) ne-au plictisit, c) ne-au trezit z(s)\u00e2mbete ironice sau d) toate variantele precedente<\/p>\n<p>Cuprins: Doar cei trecu\u0163i de 25 de ani \u00ee\u015fi aduc aminte de acerba competi\u0163ie dintre &#8220;Take That&#8221; \u015fi &#8220;East 17&#8221;, cele mai &#8220;fierbin\u0163i&#8221; boy bands ale muzicii britanice de la \u00eenceputul anilor &#8217;90. Cum se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 de obicei, de\u015fi East 17 erau mai complec\u015fi, mai deschi\u015fi spre histrionism \u015fi experiment (\u015fi prin urmare, eu \u0163ineam cu ei), p*zdele proaste ale vremii erau extaziate \u00een mai mare m\u0103sur\u0103 de c\u0103m\u0103\u015file aerate \u015fi de z\u00e2mbetele pe 16 mm ale celor de la Take That, cu toate c\u0103, dac\u0103 vedeai un videoclip al acestora, puteai s\u0103 te culci lini\u015ftit c\u0103 ai \u00een\u0163eles ideea discografiei acestei forma\u0163ii.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei totu\u015fi, nu pe Take That am de g\u00e2nd s\u0103 \u00eei ofer spre r\u00e2s \u015fi voie bun\u0103 domniilor voastre, ci unul din cele mai nereu\u015fite experimente ale celor de la East 17:<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/6T-lfYbo2ZI?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>\u0102sta e un clip care vrea s\u0103 ne arate c\u0103, spre deosebire de suavii &#8220;Take That&#8221;, &#8220;East 17&#8221; pot avea tupeu de borfa\u015f, atitudine coioas\u0103 \u015fi spirit de suburbie. S\u0103 nu uit\u0103m c\u0103 songu&#8217; a fost lansat \u00een 1995, c\u00e2nd rapperi ca Snoop Doggy Dogg, Notorious B. I. G., Busta Rhymes \u015fi L. L. Cool J. sp\u0103rseser\u0103 deja topurile.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 b\u0103ie\u0163ii \u0103ia brune\u0163i erau credibili \u00een ipostaza gagiului dur de cartier, pentru c\u0103 \u00eei ajutau fe\u0163ele \u015fi accentele, eu nu pot dec\u00e2t s\u0103 m\u0103 t\u0103v\u0103lesc de r\u00e2s c\u00e2nd aud un rap care se vrea murdar, rostit cu un accent britanic cuminte \u015fi piept\u0103nat cu c\u0103rare pe o parte. R\u00e2d, a\u015fa cum r\u00e2d \u015fi de western-urile engleze\u015fti. E de apreciat experimentul &#8211; dar nu ai cum s\u0103 nu r\u00e2zi dac\u0103 tocilarul clasei se crede &#8220;dirty nigga&#8221;. E ca \u015fi cum un pahar de lapte s-ar da drept Jack Daniels. Iar comunicatul de sf\u00e2r\u015fit &#8220;Outside is raining but inside is wet&#8221;, care din gura lui L. L. Cool J. ar fi f\u0103cut toate femeile s\u0103n\u0103toase din punct de vedere sexual s\u0103 ude scaunul\/canapeaua\/fotoliul\/whatever, \u00een gura celor de la East \u015fapti\u015fpe ne spune doar c\u0103 afar\u0103 plou\u0103, iar lor li s-a spart \u0163eava \u015fi l-au inundat pe \u0103l&#8217; de jos, ce nasol.<\/p>\n<p>\u00ceNCHEIERE: Hai s\u0103 nu fim &#8220;cool&#8221; cu tot dinadinsul. S\u0103 ne \u00eentindem doar c\u00e2t ne permite plapuma.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ba nu, \u00eencepem cu Newsflashul \u00eent\u00e2rziat: &#8211; a ap\u0103rut revista Maxim de februarie. \u015ei nu v-o zic neap\u0103rat pentru &#8220;Nou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni \u015fi jum\u0103tate \u00eentr-o&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-899","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/899","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=899"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/899\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=899"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}