Sunt un om relaxat. \u00cemi fac autopromovare, e firesc, a\u015fa cum e firesc s\u0103 le fac promovare oamenilor talenta\u0163i.<\/p>\n
Unii \u00eemi sunt prieteni pentru c\u0103 m\u0103 citesc. E alegerea lor.<\/p>\n
Al\u0163ii \u00eemi sunt prieteni, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 citeasc\u0103, pur \u015fi simplu c\u0103 vor s\u0103 m\u0103 aib\u0103 \u00een list\u0103. E alegerea lor.<\/p>\n
Nu voi vinde cu sila nimic nim\u0103nui, niciodat\u0103. Po\u0163i s\u0103 m\u0103 \u0163ii ca pe cactusul din ghiveci sau po\u0163i fi parte activ\u0103 \u00een munca mea, cum vrei tu.<\/p>\n
Apoi e genul \u0103la iritant de prost care mimeaz\u0103 c\u0103 are o rela\u0163ie ultrapersonal\u0103 cu tine, te \u00eentreab\u0103 des ce mai faci, ce mai zici, \u00een schimb, nu-l vezi la evenimente \u015fi nu pare c\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fte de loc activitatea ta. Abia pe \u0103sta l-a\u015f bate cu ni\u015fte drugi uzi peste r\u00e2t.<\/p>\n
Scrie foarte clar pe wallul meu ce mai fac \u015fi ce mai zic. Vrei s\u0103 afli? D\u0103 \u00een pula mea un scroll. Nu vrei s\u0103 afli? Atunci nu mai mima \u00een pula mea c\u0103 te intereseaz\u0103.<\/p>\n
C\u00e2nd timpul unui om e de 24 ore pe zi, chiar n-are nici un chef s\u0103-l iroseasc\u0103 \u00een dialog formal cu Gigel care n-are de lucru \u015fi nu-i pas\u0103 c\u00e2tu\u015fi de pu\u0163in de ce faci tu, dar sper\u0103 c\u0103 dac\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 des, poate apuc\u0103 s\u0103 \u0163i-o pun\u0103 \u015fi el o dat\u0103.<\/p>\n
Nu, Gogule, nu apuci, las-o decedat\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u015ei cel mai tare e c\u00e2nd tu postezi:<\/p>\n
“Mul\u0163umesc pentru evenimentul de ieri, \u00een seara asta ne vedem \u00een locul x, ora x”<\/p>\n
\u015ei exact \u00een secunda aia, prostul:<\/p>\n
“A, salut, ce mai zici?”<\/p>\n
Zic c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 te duci \u00een mor\u0163ii m\u0103-tii. Sau minimum \u00een clasa I primar\u0103, s\u0103 \u00eenve\u0163i \u00een pula mea s\u0103 cite\u015fti.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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