M-a amuzat cu lacrimi cum replica mea la un articol linkuit \u00een r\u00e2ndul I al textului, referitor la un fomist care \u00eencerca s\u0103-i explice femeii iubite cum e datoria ei s\u0103-\u015fi pl\u0103teasc\u0103 consuma\u0163iile, s-a transformat \u00eentr-un scandal internautic de propor\u0163ii, \u00een care zeci de purt\u0103tori accidentali de penis s-au o\u0163\u0103r\u00e2t la mine ca ni\u015fte pizde la menopauz\u0103, mi-au administrat cele mai bolnave insulte, m-au f\u0103cut cum le-a venit la tastatur\u0103, de la ur\u00e2t\u0103 la cel mai lipsit de suflet monstru din lume \u015fi de la nefutut\u0103 pe care n-o bag\u0103 nici dracu’ \u00een seam\u0103 la curva regimentului.<\/p>\n
\u00centrebarea mea e: ce femeie vie cu mai mult de doi neuroni func\u0163ionali i-ar b\u0103ga \u00een seam\u0103 pe vreunul dintre \u0103\u015ftia, \u00een via\u0163a real\u0103?<\/p>\n
Nu \u015ftiu dac\u0103 a\u0163i remarcat, dar dac\u0103 vrei o p\u0103rere onest\u0103 despre orice, \u00een zilele noastre \u00eentrebi o fat\u0103. La b\u0103rba\u0163i \u015ftii r\u0103spunsul: “E fabulo\u015fenie \u015fi minunat, acum c\u0103 \u0163i-am zis, te fu\u0163i?” iar dac\u0103 r\u0103spunsul e nu: “E\u015fti ur\u00e2t\u0103, proast\u0103, nefutut\u0103 \u015fi curv\u0103. (Deodat\u0103!)”<\/p>\n
Cine are nevoie de o p\u0103rere care depinde \u00een mod direct de disponibilitatea ta s\u0103? Nimeni.<\/p>\n
Mai po\u0163i lua \u00een serios pe cineva care a dat obiectivitatea pe spume retardate \u015fi atac la persoan\u0103 \u00een urma unui enun\u0163 de principiu? \u00cen nici un caz.<\/p>\n
\u0102\u015ftia sunt tri\u015ftii \u0103ia ignora\u0163i de toate femeile, care lurkeresc pe net \u015fi se bag\u0103 \u00een seam\u0103 cu necunoscute: “Bun\u0103, cf”, de parc\u0103 timpul altora li s-ar cuveni. \u015ei dac\u0103-i expediezi: “Scuze, scriam”, ignor\u0103 \u015fi-\u015fi continu\u0103 logoreea plictisitoare. Iar c\u00e2nd nu r\u0103spunzi, devin agresivi: “DC nu r\u0103sp??? Ej k nasu p sus”<\/p>\n
Ca s\u0103 mori tu de onanie, de-aia. Acreala, zg\u00e2rcenia \u015fi disperarea, combinate cu o doz\u0103 s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103 de m\u00e2rl\u0103nie de D\u00e2mbovi\u0163a, nasc adev\u0103ra\u0163ii mon\u015ftri.<\/p>\n
Iar eu m\u0103 bucur nespus c\u0103 astfel de texte sorteaz\u0103 \u015fi elimin\u0103 jegurile lihnite \u015fi agresive dintre cititorii mei. Cine are timp \u015fi chef de cer\u015fetoria voastr\u0103 de aten\u0163ie moca, cucerit\u0103 cu agresivitate? Absolut nimeni. “Nu \u0163i-a\u015f da cafea pentru nimic \u00een lume!” D\u0103-te-n g\u00e2tul m\u0103-tii, nu \u0163i-am cerut \u0163ie cafea. Cel mai probabil, la c\u00e2t e\u015fti de cocalar cer\u015fetor fomist, \u0163i-a\u015f pl\u0103ti-o eu, de mil\u0103, a\u015fa cum \u00eei pun mereu un leu mo\u015fului care cer\u015fe\u015fte la Mega Image. M\u0103 refeream strict la cazul \u00een care o invi\u0163i \u00een ora\u015f pe una (nu pe mine!!), din motive de afinitate emo\u0163ional – vizual\u0103. E de super porc, super pussy-blocking \u015fi super penibil s\u0103 o pui s\u0103-\u015fi pl\u0103teasc\u0103 ce a b\u0103ut, dar s\u0103 o m\u0103sori cu priviri lihnite.<\/p>\n
—<\/p>\n
Po\u0163i s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenjuri c\u00e2t vrei tu, dar dac\u0103 e\u015fti mascul \u015fi vrei s\u0103 te \u00eemprietene\u015fti \u015fi cu o muiere real\u0103, nu doar cu PornHub all stars \u015fi cu cele dou\u0103 membre superioare, trebuie s\u0103 pricepi c\u0103 o tip\u0103 are a\u015ftept\u0103ri. Poate s\u0103 le exprime, sau poate s\u0103 tac\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 nu-\u0163i mai r\u0103spund\u0103 la telefon. Poate s\u0103 te \u00een\u015fele la modul pasiv – agresiv – \u015fi r\u0103u face, mai corect e s\u0103 te p\u0103r\u0103seasc\u0103 pur \u015fi simplu – sau poate se distreaz\u0103 s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103 de tine.<\/p>\n
Da, femeia e egal\u0103 ca cet\u0103\u0163ean, \u00een societate, unde munce\u015fte opt ore pe zi \u015fi pl\u0103te\u015fte taxe. Nu, femeia nu e tocmai egal\u0103 \u00een rela\u0163ie, c\u00e2nd \u00eencepe s\u0103 renun\u0163e la lucruri ca s\u0103-\u0163i fie \u0163ie bine, c\u00e2nd anuleaz\u0103 ceva mi\u015fto de f\u0103cut ca s\u0103 stea cu tine c\u00e2nd bole\u015fti sau s\u0103-\u0163i asculte \u0163ie nemul\u0163umirile sau c\u00e2nd st\u0103 s\u0103-\u0163i fac\u0103 \u0163ie ciorb\u0103 \u00een loc s\u0103 comande pizza de pe net.<\/p>\n
Iar dac\u0103 unei femei i se pare normal s\u0103 fac\u0103 astea, \u015fi multe altele, e normal ca \u015fi tu s\u0103 te por\u0163i diferit. Plata cafelei men\u0163ionate de mine e the least you can do. Iar dac\u0103 ideea c\u0103 masculinitatea presupune o anumit\u0103 atitudine fa\u0163\u0103 de femeia iubit\u0103, sau cel pu\u0163in dorit\u0103, \u0163i-e at\u00e2t de antipatic\u0103, \u00eenc\u00e2t s-o faci troac\u0103 de porci pe enun\u0163\u0103toare, \u015fi s\u0103 decretezi cu certitudine c\u0103 e curv\u0103-muist\u0103-prostituat\u0103, sincer, ar trebui s\u0103-\u0163i tai m\u0103dularul pe care nu te califici s\u0103-l por\u0163i \u015fi s\u0103-l arunci la ra\u0163e. \u00ce\u0163i faci un bine \u015fi \u0163ie, \u015fi eventualelor partenere de discu\u0163ie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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