{"id":921,"date":"2009-02-25T16:35:59","date_gmt":"2009-02-25T14:35:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=921"},"modified":"2009-02-25T16:35:59","modified_gmt":"2009-02-25T14:35:59","slug":"eroi-si-cocosei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/eroi-si-cocosei\/","title":{"rendered":"Eroi \u015fi coco\u015fei"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen num\u0103rul din martie al revistei Maxim o s\u0103 scriu despre tendin\u0163a b\u0103rba\u0163ilor de a aplica &#8220;re\u0163ete&#8221;,  adic\u0103 opera\u0163ii de rutin\u0103, &#8220;trucuri&#8221; verificate pe un e\u015fantion de n femele, \u015fi care se presupune c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 mearg\u0103 \u015fi pentru exemplarul  n+1.<\/p>\n<p>Pentru a m\u0103 documenta cu noile &#8220;re\u0163ete&#8221; cu care coco\u015feii cred c\u0103 pot \u00eembrobodi sexul frumos, am dat un s\u0103rci pe google, din \u0103la de care r\u00e2dem noi: &#8220;trucuri de ag\u0103\u0163at femei&#8221;. \u015ei uite peste ce comoar\u0103 de \u00een\u0163elepciune coco\u015feasc\u0103 am dat: \ud83d\ude08<br \/>\nhttp:\/\/www.menshealth.ro\/forum\/sex-relatii\/cateva-trucuri-de-agatat\/<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>Dup\u0103 aceea, am intrat pe blog la <a href=\"http:\/\/mihaibendeac.wordpress.com\">Bendeac<\/a>, pe care \u00eel citesc pe p\u00e2ine, uns pe felia matinal\u0103 de p\u00e2ine pr\u0103jit\u0103, \u015fi am g\u0103sit o trimitere la Hero, c\u00e2ntat de M\u0103rioara Carei. (Sau Care-i?)  \u015ei mi-am amintit de o faz\u0103 monumental\u0103. Sta\u0163i s\u0103 caut pe iutub dac\u0103 este. Esteeeee!<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Este vorba de o faz\u0103 demen\u0163ial\u0103 din concertul umanitar &#8220;Pavarotti &amp; Friends for Guatemala and Kosovo&#8221; din 1999,la care Mariah a ales s\u0103 c\u00e2nte &#8220;Hero&#8221; \u00een duet cu marele tenor. O s\u0103 vede\u0163i c\u0103 diva e foarte tensionat\u0103, \u015fi dornic\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eencordeze toate cele cinci octave pentru a face fa\u0163\u0103 cu succes situa\u0163iei. Fiecare not\u0103 pe care o emite e \u00eendelung colorat\u0103, vibrat\u0103, triluit\u0103, s\u0103 dea clas\u0103. \u015ei totul e frumos -p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd deschide Pavarotti gura. Pentru c\u0103 \u00een momentul \u00een care Pavarotti deschide gura, M\u0103rioara dispare subit. \ud83d\ude00<br \/>\nIar noi ne d\u0103m seama ce canzonet\u0103 mi\u015fto ar fi fost &#8220;Hero&#8221;. \u015ei ne amuz\u0103m discret, c\u0103 M\u0103rie nu vrea nicicum s\u0103 se lase, for\u0163eaz\u0103 nota, vrea s\u0103 domine, vrea s\u0103 fie c\u0103lare pe situa\u0163ie, \u015fi musai-musai vrea s\u0103 c\u00e2nte ea finalul. Z\u00e2mbetul de \u00eencheiere al lui Pavarotti, \u015fi expresia &#8220;las\u0103, f\u0103, s\u0103 fie ca tine&#8221; de pe chipul lui fac to\u0163i banii. \ud83d\ude06 Dar iat\u0103 filmule\u0163ul:<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/i06GL7Yj2E8?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>Nu \u00een ultimul r\u00e2nd: am avut pl\u0103cerea de a descoperi c\u0103 valer a l\u0103sat comentariul cu nr. 10.000 de pe acest blog. \u015ei, conform tradi\u0163iei: &#8220;congratulations, you are the 10.000th visitor, register to claim your prize&#8221;, vreau un nr. de telefon de la valer (pe care nu \u00eel voi publica) \u015fi expresia unei alegeri \u00eentre &#8220;B\u0103t\u0103u\u015fu&#8217; de c\u00e2mpi&#8221; de Lorena Lupu, &#8220;Regulile dragostei&#8221; de Freya North, traducerea de Lorena Lupu (cadou iubitei lui de opt martie) sau &#8220;Mary ren\u0103scut\u0103&#8221; de Camille de Angelis, traducerea tot de Lorena Lupu, de pe vremurile c\u00e2nd la Tritonic exista un <a href=\"http:\/\/michaelhaulica.wordpress.com\">guru<\/a>  care f\u0103cea legea calit\u0103\u0163ii. (\u015ei unde era lege nu era tocmeal\u0103).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen num\u0103rul din martie al revistei Maxim o s\u0103 scriu despre tendin\u0163a b\u0103rba\u0163ilor de a aplica &#8220;re\u0163ete&#8221;, adic\u0103 opera\u0163ii de rutin\u0103, &#8220;trucuri&#8221; verificate pe&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-921","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sticky"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/921","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=921"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/921\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=921"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=921"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=921"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}