Din cele mai vechi timpuri, lumea a visat la confort. S-a mutat la ora\u015fe, \u015fi-a cump\u0103rat ultimele minuni ale tehnologiei, s\u0103 aib\u0103 o via\u0163\u0103 mai u\u015foar\u0103 – apoi, pentru c\u0103 specia uman\u0103 este absolut oribil\u0103, a \u00eenceput s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce c\u0103cat cu polonicul: “Ce frumos era la casa bunicilor, unde sp\u0103lai covorul la copaie \u015fi sp\u0103rgeai ceapa cu pumnul gol, \u015fi blablabla.”<\/p>\n
A\u015fa s-au n\u0103scut romanele care prosl\u0103veau via\u0163a la \u0163ar\u0103, scrise de pulifrici anemici de ora\u015f, care, prima oar\u0103 c\u00e2nd s-ar a\u015feza pe o c\u0103pi\u0163\u0103 de f\u00e2n, ar s\u0103ri de cur \u00een sus url\u00e2nd c\u0103 li s-a umplut anusul de goange de toate tipurile \u015fi m\u0103rimile. \u015ei a\u015fa s-a n\u0103scut specia care populeaz\u0103 Facebook-ul cu nostalgii de tip: “Vaaai, \u015fi aveam un gard \u00eenalt \u015fi verde, pe care se pi\u015fa c\u00e2inele familiei cu bolt\u0103, \u015fi venea c\u00e2inele vecinului s\u0103-i miroas\u0103 fundul printre uluci \u015fi s\u0103 ofteze filozofic: Daaa, deci \u015fi tu m\u00e2nca\u015fi pit\u0103 muiat\u0103 \u00een zam\u0103”.<\/p>\n
Da\u0163i-v\u0103, b\u0103, \u00een pula mea. Ce frumos e s\u0103 arunci haine \u00een ma\u015fina de sp\u0103lat \u015fi s\u0103 aberezi despre ancestralul c\u0103ratului de covoare la r\u00e2u. Ce u\u015for e s\u0103 bagi spanacul \u00een mixer s\u0103 ob\u0163ii repede un smoothie verde \u015fi delicios, dar s\u0103 aberezi cum recolta bunic\u0103-ta \u015ftevia din spatele casei \u015fi o sp\u0103la de g\u0103ina\u0163, s\u0103 fac\u0103 fiertur\u0103 pentru cei treisprezece copii. Etc. etc. etc.<\/p>\n
Sau dac\u0103 tot v\u0103 cufuri\u0163i de at\u00e2ta nostalgie, de ce nu v\u0103 lua\u0163i fain-frumos catrafusele \u015fi nu v\u0103 muta\u0163i \u00eentr-un sat depopulat, cu locuitori at\u00e2t de coc\u00e2rja\u0163i de b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u0163e \u00eenc\u00e2t confund\u0103 calul cu vaca \u015fi-l mulg pe el, \u015fi v\u0103 petrece\u0163i restul vie\u0163ii \u00een armonie cu natura? Opa, pentru c\u0103 e munc\u0103 de te rupe de spate \u015fi mori la 50 de ani, ar\u0103t\u00e2nd de 150?<\/p>\n
P\u0103i atunci taci \u00een pula mea, f\u0103-\u0163i un cappuccino la coffee makerul sofisticat cu 8 func\u0163ii de \u00eenspumare \u015fi decorare a cafelei \u015fi bucur\u0103-te c\u0103 ai un trai confortabil \u015fi lini\u015ftit. C\u0103 de fapt \u00ee\u0163i convine. La v\u0103ietat ne pricepem to\u0163i. Abia c\u00e2nd vine vorba de f\u0103cut ceva \u00een privin\u0163a asta, ne d\u0103 cu virgul\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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