{"id":9238,"date":"2015-04-09T07:52:35","date_gmt":"2015-04-09T07:52:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=9238"},"modified":"2015-04-09T08:01:49","modified_gmt":"2015-04-09T08:01:49","slug":"un-articol-despre-dona-juana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/un-articol-despre-dona-juana\/","title":{"rendered":"Un articol despre &#8220;Dona Juana&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Nu-mi plac scrierile care m\u0103 iau la analizat ca exemplar feminin, pentru c\u0103 nu m-am promovat niciodat\u0103 ca &#8220;buc\u0103\u0163ic\u0103&#8221;. \u00centotdeauna m-am prezentat prin ce am scris \u015fi ce am spus \u015fi m\u0103 enerveaz\u0103 dincolo de vorbe c\u00e2nd un ins \u00a0adopt\u0103 &#8220;atitudine de client&#8221;. Sunt un om liber \u015fi eu aleg cu cine setez intimit\u0103\u0163i. Sunt cet\u0103\u0163ean european, am drepturi \u015fi unul dintre ele e cel de a spune mar\u015f la cote\u0163 celor care au impresia c\u0103 au fost investi\u0163i de \u00eengera\u015ful lor de paz\u0103 cu dreptul de a o arde intruziv \u015fi invaziv f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 li se fi semnalat c\u0103 e cazul.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Acestea fiind zise, o s\u0103 public totu\u015fi recenzia care urmeaz\u0103, pentru c\u0103, dincolo de \u00een\u0163elegerea just\u0103 a distan\u0163elor, autorul scrie bine.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Foto: Drago\u015f Cristescu.<\/p>\n<p>**<\/p>\n<p>Actri\u021b\u0103, jurnalist\u0103, scriitoare, c\u00e2nt\u0103rea\u021b\u0103 \u0219i \u201cbloggeri\u021b\u0103\u201d, fata asta promite \u0219i ofer\u0103 de toate. Pe drept cuv\u00e2nt, Otilia \u021aig\u0103na\u0219 recuno\u0219tea un brand Lorena Lupu. Printr-o combina\u021bie armat\u0103 de frumuse\u021be, inteligen\u021b\u0103 \u0219i tupeu jegos, intangibila femel\u0103 alfa \u00ee\u0219i face loc cu coatele \u00een arhetipul amazoanei. Dar unde mitica lupt\u0103toare \u00ee\u0219i t\u0103ia s\u00e2nul drept ca s\u0103 n-o \u00eencurce la trasul cu arcul, Lorena \u00eel \u00eenv\u0103luie \u00een tonuri de ro\u0219u, \u00eentr-un &#8220;val diafan de s\u00e2nge&#8221;. \u201cDress to kill\u201d spunea dudetta de stand-up comedy Eddie Izzard.<\/p>\n<p>De-o intransigen\u021b\u0103 visceral\u0103, Lorena Lupu are \u00eenclina\u021bii, m\u0103 rog, feti\u0219uri sapiosexuale pentru profesioni\u0219ti, dar \u0219i mui declarative la promo\u021bie, gen \u201cblack friday&#8221;, pentru diletan\u021bi. \u00cen subsidiar, este adepta tr\u0103irii adev\u0103rate, dup\u0103 cum ea \u00eens\u0103\u0219i se pronun\u021b\u0103, f\u0103c\u00e2nd ochii mari spre distan\u021be, \u00eentr-un interviu Bookfest 2010.<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 zicem c\u0103 putem vorbi de profesionalism. S\u0103 zicem c\u0103 exist\u0103 fizic\u0103, matematici, chimie, medicin\u0103, tehnologie. S\u0103 zicem c\u0103 oamenii cred cel pu\u021bin c\u0103 \u0219tiu despre ce vorbesc acolo. C\u0103 exist\u0103 o baz\u0103 concret\u0103 pe care pot porni ca s\u0103 ofere solu\u021bii \u0219i tratamente lumii. Literatura? E pacientul care \u0219tie s\u0103-\u021bi descrie toate simptomele, pentru ca tu s\u0103-i pui flexat un diagnostic. Literatura te \u00eentreab\u0103 \u201ccum ar fi\u201d \u0219i tu te apuci s\u0103 calculezi \u0219tiin\u021bific s\u0103 vezi \u201cdac\u0103 iese\u201d. Literatura este fiin\u021ba prin care oamenii \u00ee\u0219i dau seama c\u0103 exist\u0103 ceva despre care trebuie s\u0103-\u021bi dai seama. Lorena dicteaz\u0103: \u201cDac\u0103 oamenii nu dau mai departe ceea ce au, undeva se va produce un blocaj.\u201d Undeva, de fapt, se va muri cu fervoare. Undeva se va produce o autodistrugere a speciei.<\/p>\n<p>Dona Juana, romanul aflat la a doua edi\u021bie, postfa\u021bat de Alex \u0218tef\u0103nescu, e scris cu aten\u021bie simbolic\u0103 \u0219i titluri muzicale date capitolelor. Conceput \u00een perioada de lucru la Playboy, unde munca de teren \u00eei ofer\u0103 autoarei inspira\u021bie \u0219i recuzit\u0103, romanul Dona Juana trateaz\u0103 dar nu vindec\u0103 subiectul unei tinere actri\u021be \u0219i dansatoare la un club obscur de cabaret. Al\u0103turi de dudettele ei, trupa de b\u0103ie\u021bi homosexuali travesti, ea \u00eens\u0103\u0219i sub camuflaj b\u0103rb\u0103tesc conving\u0103tor pentru critici retarzi, repet\u0103 acela\u0219i show r\u0103suflat \u00een fa\u021ba aceluia\u0219i public l\u0103l\u00e2u, noapte de noapte. \u00centr-adev\u0103r, Radu Stanca poate p\u0103rea falic \u00een construc\u021bia personajelor lui feminine. Era nevoie de o femeie s\u0103 jongleze b\u0103rb\u0103te\u0219te cu mentalitatea unei femei. Scris dinamic, cu jocuri \u0219irete de cuvinte, romanul lezeaz\u0103 patetica purist\u0103 printr-un limbaj licen\u021bios care, departe de a face abuz de senza\u021bional, se insinueaz\u0103 gra\u021bios ca o erec\u021bie \u00een biseric\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Cartea Lorenei te va \u021bine cu ochii pe fug\u0103 pe un drum al experimentelor sexuale, a fanteziei d\u00e2relor s\u00e2ngerii de pe fese \u0219i spate, a drogurilor \u0219i a violen\u021bei celei mai crude, cea de sentiment autoflagelat. Protagonista, aceast\u0103 femme &#8220;futale&#8221; de Rom\u00e2nia, aceast\u0103 labia dentata de credin\u021b\u0103 intim\u0103, te va sc\u0103lda \u00een sudori c\u00e2nd ai emo\u021biile gripate \u0219i-\u021bi va plesni ra\u021biune peste bot c\u00e2nd te pierzi \u00een romantisme. \u201cExis\u0103 ceva mai \u00eenrobitor \u0219i totodat\u0103 mai eliberator dec\u00e2t sexul?\u201d Stai c\u0103-\u021bi r\u0103spunde, doar s\u0103-\u0219i aprind\u0103 un joint, care o va pune \u00een pozi\u021bie de funda\u021bie \u00eenalt\u0103, de unde poate s\u0103-i pese de ea \u0219i de lume, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fie acolo nici ea, nici vreo lume.<\/p>\n<p>Dona Juana e un parcurs de autocon\u0219tientizare \u0219i de eliberare. Un Harap Alb nimfoman care ar lua-o razna s\u0103 a\u0219tepte sf\u00e2r\u0219itul pove\u0219tii ca s\u0103 trag\u0103 vreo prin\u021bes\u0103\/prin\u021b, n&#8217;importe qui, \u00een \u021beap\u0103. Drumul trebuie s\u0103 fie pulsatil palpitant, nu muncit cast.<\/p>\n<p>Sting, \u0103la din The Police povestea la un moment dat c\u0103, \u00eentr-una din plimb\u0103rile lui printre muze, \u00eei veniser\u0103 versurile despre un transsexual \u00een rol la produs. Le refuz\u0103 \u0219i caut\u0103 alte versuri, frustrat. Atunci \u00eei vine \u0219i refrenul ca r\u0103spuns: \u201cDon&#8217;t judge me, you could be me in another life\u201d. \u201cVisele mele sunt pe termen scurt \u0219i (\u2026) se transpun \u00een realitate \u00eenainte s\u0103 apuc s\u0103 le visez p\u00e2n\u0103 la cap\u0103t\u201d spune Don Mucho Macho, eroina cu falus ca recuzit\u0103, \u00een Dona Juana. Ea simte prea mult f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u0219tie despre ce anume, nimic nu \u00eei poate fi de ajuns afar\u0103 de urm\u0103torul experiment. \u00centre fric\u0103 \u0219i curaj, \u00eentre lansare \u0219i retragere, \u00eentre expunere \u0219i resorb\u021bie, spa\u021biul e mai oblu dec\u00e2t \u00een fiecare ipostaz\u0103 numit\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Cum \u00ee\u021bi dai seama unde s\u0103 te opre\u0219ti? Care e limita dintre sinuciderea accidental\u0103 ca experiment e\u0219uat \u0219i sinuciderea prin confortul siguran\u021bei p\u0103strate o via\u021b\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103? Niciun r\u0103spuns valid. C\u00e2nd \u021bi se pune pata pe un nimeni, e ca prima pat\u0103 din chilo\u021bii adolescentului spontan stimulat, neautomasturbat, punct \u00een care \u0219i-i spal\u0103 singur \u00een chiuvet\u0103, s\u0103 nu \u0219tie mama. E prima pat\u0103 ro\u0219ie din lenjeria intim\u0103 a adolescentei pe care, cu m\u00e2ndrie o flutur\u0103 prin cas\u0103, p\u00e2n-o g\u0103se\u0219te pe mama s\u0103-i arate. E pata pe care o freac\u0103 obsesiv b\u0103tr\u00e2na de pe lenjeria b\u0103tr\u00e2nului deja incon\u0219tient c\u0103 \u0219i lui i se pun pete. E aceea\u0219i pat\u0103 care \u021bi se pune \u0219i \u021bie c\u00e2nd te doare sau, r\u00e2z\u00e2nd isteric, c\u00e2nd ai diaree. E pata pur\u0103 a reimacul\u0103rii. \u201cOare noi, donjuanii, suntem dependen\u021bi de seduc\u021bie a\u0219a cum al\u021bii trag pe nar\u0103 sau bag\u0103 \u00een ven\u0103?\u201d Dac\u0103 te \u00eendr\u0103goste\u0219ti \u0219i faci supradoz\u0103 de Cr\u00eape Suzette pata devine incontinen\u021b\u0103, priapism, hemoragie, boccea de colostomie.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen fond asta nu e nici prima nici ultima recenzie glorificant\u0103 pe refrenul intelectului de la g\u00e2t \u00een jos. Dar e pe tem\u0103, de vreme ce cartea trateaz\u0103 multe lucruri de la g\u00e2t \u00een jos. O v\u0103d citit\u0103 de b\u0103rba\u021bi noaptea, privindu-\u0219i, cu col\u021burile gurii c\u0103zute, nevestele dormind \u0219i vis\u00e2nd fe\u021bi frumo\u0219i lu\u00e2ndu-le pe la spate. O v\u0103d tocit\u0103 de femei care nu-\u0219i mai dau motive de umecta\u021bie, s\u0103turate fiind de politic\u0103, piele aspr\u0103 \u0219i sond\u0103ri vaginale nocturne, meteorice \u0219i lipsite de acurate\u021be. O v\u0103d citit\u0103 de oameni mai \u00eenfrica\u021bi de propriile fantezii dec\u00e2t de vreun deces familial.<\/p>\n<p>Silviu Mo\u0163iu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nu-mi plac scrierile care m\u0103 iau la analizat ca exemplar feminin, pentru c\u0103 nu m-am promovat niciodat\u0103 ca &#8220;buc\u0103\u0163ic\u0103&#8221;. \u00centotdeauna m-am prezentat prin ce&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9240,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9238","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/RITZ6610DC1.jpg?fit=4867%2C7229&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9238","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9238"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9238\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9242,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9238\/revisions\/9242"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9240"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}