Credeam c\u0103 nu exist\u0103 nimic mai amuzant dec\u00e2t laba trist\u0103 care vine \u015fi comenteaz\u0103 fiecare postare cu un aer de George C\u0103linescu al blogosferei, min\u0163indu-se singur c\u0103 aprobarea lui e dezideratul meu \u00een via\u0163\u0103, iar dezaprobarea lui m\u0103 va face instant s\u0103 iau drumul pustiet\u0103\u0163ii, \u00eentr-un drum al c\u0103in\u0163ei, cu cenu\u015f\u0103-n cap \u015fi p\u0103sc\u00e2nd buruieni. <\/p>\n
\u015eti\u0163i genul de prost: “Lorena, po\u0163i mai mult!” (Da, chiar, scopul meu \u00een via\u0163\u0103 e s\u0103-\u0163i demonstrez \u0163ie, un pielea pulii irelevant, moca pe net, c\u0103 pot mai mult. Mar\u015f, m\u0103, \u00een mor\u0163ii m\u0103-tii.)<\/p>\n
Azi, \u00eens\u0103, mi s-a revelat c\u0103 exist\u0103 un gen de imbecil \u015fi mai amuzant dec\u00e2t imbecilul citat mai sus.
\nE imbecilul care, dup\u0103 ce te latr\u0103 mult \u015fi bine, d\u0103 un comment elogios, nesolicitat de fix nimeni, apoi \u00eencepe s\u0103 te interogheze \u00een mesaje private: “De ce l-ai aprobat? C\u0103 \u0163i-a pl\u0103cut?”<\/p>\n
Ce, m\u0103? <\/p>\n
Pe bune c\u0103 ai impresia c\u0103 m\u0103 doare altundeva dec\u00e2t \u00een cot faptul c\u0103 un l\u0103tr\u0103u oarecare, prost ca gardul, d\u0103 un comentariu de bine sau de r\u0103u? Pe bune c\u0103 ai impresia c\u0103 un comentariu oarecare pe o pagin\u0103 de net e mai mult \u00een ochii mei dec\u00e2t un comentariu oarecare pe o pagin\u0103 de net? Pe bune c\u0103 sim\u0163i nevoia s\u0103-mi cer\u015fe\u015fti aten\u0163ie privat\u0103 legat\u0103 de faptul c\u0103 tu, un nimeni, ai citit moca un articol \u015fi ai postat moca un comentariu??<\/p>\n
MAR\u015e! <\/p>\n
Mai amuzant dec\u00e2t prostul irelevant care se d\u0103 rotund e prostul irelevant care se d\u0103 rotund \u015fi se mai \u015fi linge singur pe rotunjimi. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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