{"id":9297,"date":"2015-04-24T17:30:12","date_gmt":"2015-04-24T17:30:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=9297"},"modified":"2015-04-24T17:30:12","modified_gmt":"2015-04-24T17:30:12","slug":"clipa-ramai-ca-esti-atat-de-frumoasa-delir-faustic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/clipa-ramai-ca-esti-atat-de-frumoasa-delir-faustic\/","title":{"rendered":"Clip\u0103, r\u0103m\u00e2i, c\u0103 e\u015fti at\u00e2t de frumoas\u0103 (delir faustic)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>N-am \u015ftiut c\u0103, \u00eentr-o bun\u0103 zi, o s\u0103 dai peste mine, clip\u0103 nebuneasc\u0103, rebel\u0103, tembel\u0103. Dac\u0103 \u015ftiam, poate m\u0103 machiam mai frumos, sau poate \u00eemi alegeam un parfum mai fin, mai fran\u0163uzesc. M\u0103 duceam la coafor \u015fi la epilat.<br \/>\nDin p\u0103cate, tu, ca orice clip\u0103 perfect\u0103, ai prostul obicei s\u0103 apari pe nepus\u0103 mas\u0103 \u015fi nici nu a\u015ftep\u0163i s\u0103-mi scot tac\u00e2murile. Vii, te l\u0103f\u0103i \u015fi pleci ca apucata. Nu apuc s\u0103 m\u0103 dumiresc, s\u0103 te con\u015ftientizez, s\u0103 te pip\u0103i pu\u0163in pe must\u0103\u0163i, s\u0103 te examinez ra\u0163ional, s\u0103 te m\u0103sor \u00een lungime \u015fi-n l\u0103\u0163ime. Clip\u0103-electro\u015foc, clip\u0103-tornad\u0103, clip\u0103-morgan\u0103.<br \/>\nNu stai s\u0103 bem o cafea, nu stai s\u0103 schimb\u0103m o glum\u0103, s\u0103 ron\u0163\u0103im un pi\u015fcot, un langue de chat. Nu m\u0103 la\u015fi s\u0103 m\u0103 repliez, s\u0103-mi g\u0103sesc cuvintele, s\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleg pe ce lume m\u0103 aflu. Pentru c\u0103 perfec\u0163iunea e neap\u0103rat pe fug\u0103. \u00cei e probabil fric\u0103 de faptul c\u0103, dac\u0103 st\u0103 pu\u0163in mai mult pe loc, \u00eei descoperim defectele. \u00cei observ\u0103m eventuale cus\u0103turi cu a\u0163\u0103 alb\u0103. Eventuale dezacorduri \u00eentre subiect \u015fi predicat. Eventuale v\u00e2n\u0103t\u0103i \u015fi pete.<br \/>\nUnde te duci, clip\u0103-diamant, clip\u0103-parfum, clip\u0103-inspira\u0163ie? Nu vreau perfec\u0163iune, proasto. Vreau imperfec\u0163iuni mici \u015fi multe, vreau sui\u015furi \u015fi cobor\u00e2\u015furi, vreau magie f\u0103r\u0103 didascalii. Te vreau pe tine. <\/p>\n<p>Clip\u0103, r\u0103m\u00e2i. E\u015fti at\u00e2t de frumoas\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>Foto de Alexandru Gavra. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>N-am \u015ftiut c\u0103, \u00eentr-o bun\u0103 zi, o s\u0103 dai peste mine, clip\u0103 nebuneasc\u0103, rebel\u0103, tembel\u0103. 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