Din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd, \u00een decursul carierei mele, m-am lovit de orgo-cer\u015fetori. \u00centotdeauna b\u0103rba\u0163i. Femeile sunt mai fair, simt c\u0103 nu li se cuvine universul pentru simplul fapt c\u0103 exist\u0103 \u015fi caut\u0103 mereu, mai ales carieristele care au r\u0103zb\u0103tut prin for\u0163e proprii, s\u0103 creeze situa\u0163ii de tip win-win. <\/p>\n
Orgo-cer\u015fetorul, sau cer\u015fetorul orgolios, e acel tip de labagiu profesional nesim\u0163it care, \u00een virtutea faptului c\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i d\u0103 ni\u015fte bani, te freac\u0103 la icre intoxicant, \u00ee\u0163i bag\u0103 mereu pe g\u00e2t chestii \u00een plus de f\u0103cut, caut\u0103, dac\u0103 se poate, s\u0103 te \u015fi fut\u0103 de banii \u0103ia, \u015fi la propriu \u015fi la figurat, dac\u0103 se poate, \u015fi nu \u00een\u0163elege c\u0103, da, pentru c\u0103 oferi un anumit nivel de profesionalism, \u00een\u0163elegi s\u0103-l oferi \u00een termenii t\u0103i, pe care nu-i impui c\u0103 e\u015fti tu nebun, ci pentru c\u0103 \u00een condi\u0163ii de muial\u0103 \u015fi \u00eenghesuial\u0103, nu ai confort psihic s\u0103 oferi acela\u015fi nivel de profesionalism. <\/p>\n
Am avut un contract cu un astfel de orgo-cer\u015fetor acum c\u00e2\u0163iva ani, \u015fi s-a finalizat ur\u00e2t, cu crize, spume, rupere de contract vijelioas\u0103, dup\u0103 ce eu f\u0103cusem eforturi destul de mari, \u00eentr-o prim\u0103 faz\u0103, s\u0103 m\u0103 adaptez preten\u0163iilor mereu \u00een schimbare \u015fi b\u0103\u015finilor interminabile de agarici dornic s\u0103 se impun\u0103 cu orice pre\u0163. Pas\u0103mite, combina\u0163ia \u00eentre testosteron \u015fi t\u00e2mpenie acut\u0103 galopant\u0103 e letal\u0103. Testosteronul \u00ee\u0163i spune c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 fii miezul. T\u00e2mpenia acut\u0103 galopant\u0103 te face s\u0103 iei cele mai ira\u0163ionale \u015fi dobitoace decizii, s\u0103 ar\u0103\u0163i c\u0103 e\u015fti miezul. Rezultatul acestui mix e, \u00eentotdeauna \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 echivoc, e\u015fecul cu strig\u0103turi. <\/p>\n
Acum, acest agarici ajuns \u00een bot de faliment cu un brand odinioar\u0103 de succes m\u0103 tot freac\u0103 la icre ca s\u0103-i livrez gratuit\u0103\u0163i. P\u0103i, m\u0103, pul\u0103 proast\u0103, n-ai zis c\u0103 nu po\u0163i lucra cu mine?
\nDac\u0103 <\/p>\n
a) nu mi-ai urmat sugestiile, pentru c\u0103 \u015ftiai tu mai bine
\nb) n-ai fost dispus s\u0103 m\u0103 pl\u0103te\u015fti, c\u00e2t aveai cu ce, c\u0103 a\u015fa voia pu\u0163ulica ta mic\u0103 \u015fi searb\u0103d\u0103
\nc) \u00een urma faptului c\u0103 nu mi-ai urmat sugestiile, acum o arzi cer\u015fetor pe la toate u\u015file
\nd) m-ai pus \u00eentr-o situa\u0163ie oarecum jenant\u0103, pentru c\u0103 a trebuit s\u0103 anulez ni\u015fte \u00een\u0163elegeri deja stabilite, \u00een urma modului total necooperant de a colabora <\/p>\n
De ce pizda m\u0103-tii \u00ee\u0163i permi\u0163i s\u0103 mai apelezi la mine? Vreodat\u0103? <\/p>\n
\u015ei na, poate cu o superofert\u0103 financiar\u0103, care s\u0103 compenseze toate b\u0103\u015finile \u015fi agaricismele de zg\u00e2rie-nori al prostiei, \u00een\u0163elegeam. Da, omul \u015fi-a v\u0103zut gre\u015feala, a \u00een\u0163eles c\u0103 nu amesteci coco\u015fismele de periferie cu profesionalismul bazat pe performan\u0163e, \u015fi vrea s\u0103 se revan\u015feze. <\/p>\n
Dar s\u0103 mai ai tupeul s\u0103 vii cu basca-n m\u00e2n\u0103, dup\u0103 ce ai ajuns cu basca-n m\u00e2n\u0103 FIX \u00een urma comunic\u0103rii precare pe care mi-ai oferit-o? <\/p>\n
R\u0103spunsul nu poate fi dec\u00e2t unul. <\/p>\n
Un c\u0103lduros “Mar\u015f \u00een pula mea!” <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd, \u00een decursul carierei mele, m-am lovit de orgo-cer\u015fetori. \u00centotdeauna b\u0103rba\u0163i. Femeile sunt mai fair, simt c\u0103 nu li se cuvine...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9308,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-unde-mergem"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Obama-big-middle-finger.jpg?fit=283%2C400&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9307"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9307\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9310,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9307\/revisions\/9310"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9308"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}