{"id":9327,"date":"2015-05-01T20:02:10","date_gmt":"2015-05-01T20:02:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=9327"},"modified":"2015-05-01T20:12:18","modified_gmt":"2015-05-01T20:12:18","slug":"anaf-horror-picture-show","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/anaf-horror-picture-show\/","title":{"rendered":"ANAF Horror Picture Show"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ce nu \u00een\u0163eleg eu neam la poporul \u0103sta &#8211; dincolo de faptul c\u0103 nu e net \u00een toat\u0103 Vama \u015fi abia \u00een 2 Mai am g\u0103sit un firicel &#8211; e nevoia asta aberant\u0103 de a face spectacol. Chiar \u015fi c\u00e2nd treaba e serioas\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>Azi, ANAF a descins la mare. Dar nu oricum.<br \/>\n\u00cent\u00e2i, \u015fi-a transformat Autostrada Bucure\u015fti &#8211; Constan\u0163a \u00een catwalk personal. Parad\u0103, pe lung, pe lat, s\u0103 vad\u0103 tot \u0163\u0103r\u0103netele c\u0103 a venit potera, c\u00e2t\u0103 frunz\u0103, c\u00e2t\u0103 iarb\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>Apoi, \u00een vam\u0103, aceea\u015fi defilare de for\u0163e, carnavalesc\u0103 \u015fi ostentativ\u0103, cu ma\u015fini branduite, inspectori \u00een uniforme branduite, razii g\u0103l\u0103gioase, \u00een v\u0103zul lumii, scandal burlesc, urlat \u015fi zbierat de Commedia dell&#8217;Arte. Musai s\u0103 vad\u0103 chiar \u015fi \u0103la bat muci c\u0103 aici se face treab\u0103, nu \u015fag\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>Efectul pozitiv: \u00cen Vam\u0103, pre\u0163uri surprinz\u0103tor de decente pentru Vam\u0103 \u015fi pentru 1 mai, c\u00e2nd de obicei se petrecea \u00cent\u00e2iul Desc\u0103lecat \u015fi Jupuitul \u00cent\u00e2ii Piei de pe Spinarea Rom\u00e2nului. <\/p>\n<p>Efectul negativ: De\u015fi, teoretic, claia asta de potera\u015fi le servea interesele &#8211; inclusiv \u0163in\u00e2nd balamucul pre\u0163urilor sub control,  pulimea normal\u0103 de pe plaj\u0103 \u00eei huiduia de ziceai c\u0103 au venit s\u0103-i salte pe ei. <\/p>\n<p>Pe scurt, efectul era \u0103sta: <\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/EGMXa45GoOk?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Cu diferen\u0163a c\u0103 lui Cuban Pete i s-a prelungit recent arestul preventiv. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>Foto: Hotnews. <\/p>\n<p>PS: Faza cu &#8220;Rom\u00e2nia func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 cu taxe letale&#8221; e opera unui mastermind al umorului pervers. \u00cel felicit pe aceast\u0103 cale. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ce nu \u00een\u0163eleg eu neam la poporul \u0103sta &#8211; dincolo de faptul c\u0103 nu e net \u00een toat\u0103 Vama \u015fi abia \u00een 2 Mai&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9328,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9327","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/anaf.jpg?fit=800%2C400&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9327","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9327"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9327\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9333,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9327\/revisions\/9333"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9328"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9327"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9327"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9327"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}