{"id":9400,"date":"2015-05-11T13:09:42","date_gmt":"2015-05-11T13:09:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=9400"},"modified":"2015-05-11T13:10:48","modified_gmt":"2015-05-11T13:10:48","slug":"cand-o-sa-fiu-baba","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cand-o-sa-fiu-baba\/","title":{"rendered":"C\u00e2nd o s\u0103 fiu bab\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>O s\u0103 fiu relaxat\u0103 cu v\u00e2rsta mea, cu felul \u00een care o s\u0103 ar\u0103t \u015fi cu ceea ce am \u015fi pot face la v\u00e2rsta aia. Pentru c\u0103 nimeni nu se a\u015fteapt\u0103 s\u0103 nu ai riduri, \u00een schimb toat\u0103 lumea se a\u015fteapt\u0103 s\u0103 ai stil, iar stilul nu m\u0103 va p\u0103r\u0103si niciodat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>O s\u0103 \u00eencerc \/ continuu s\u0103 fac dragoste cu oricine m\u0103 inspir\u0103, at\u00e2ta timp c\u00e2t \u015fi \u0103l\u0103lalt vrea, \u015fi o s\u0103 compensez eventualele defecte fizice cu incredibila mea flexibilitate fizic\u0103 \u015fi sufleteasc\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>O s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eemprietenesc cu oameni mult mai tineri dec\u00e2t mine \u015fi m\u0103 voi l\u0103sa inspirat\u0103 de ei. Pentru c\u0103 oamenii tineri au nevoie de experien\u0163a oamenilor \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103, a\u015fa cum oamenii \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103 au nevoie de energia debordant\u0103 a tinerilor. \u015ei voi \u015fti s\u0103-i tratez cu respect, ca pe fiin\u0163e umane.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>O s\u0103 \u0163in minte c\u0103 nimeni nu-mi datoreaz\u0103 nimic prin prisma v\u00e2rstei, ci doar prin prisma realiz\u0103rilor personale, a gentlemen&#8217;s agreementurilor \u015fi a contractelor. Prin urmare, nu voi \u00eencerca s\u0103 ob\u0163in nimic de la nimeni prin porunci, \u0163ipete \u015fi atitudine de st\u0103p\u00e2n.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>O s\u0103 beau mai mult dec\u00e2t acum.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>O s\u0103 r\u00e2d de diminea\u0163a \u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 seara, de tot ce e hazliu, \u015fi dac\u0103 nu e nimic hazliu, o s\u0103 caut eu ceva hazliu, de care s\u0103 r\u00e2d.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>O s\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u0163 s\u0103 fac pr\u0103jituri. Pentru c\u0103 vreau, nu pentru c\u0103 va fi nevoie.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>O s\u0103 scriu mult mai bine dec\u00e2t acum, pentru c\u0103 o s\u0103 mai trec prin 1.000.000.000 experien\u0163e de via\u0163\u0103 \u015fi de scriere \u015fi voi avea grij\u0103 s\u0103 p\u0103strez ce e mai bun din fiecare.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>O s\u0103-mi deschid o c\u00e2rcium\u0103 \u015fi o s\u0103-mi servesc personal clien\u0163ii prefera\u0163i. O s\u0103 fac seri de comedie, glume \u015fi lecturi erotice \u00een c\u00e2rciuma respectiv\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>O s\u0103 fiu mai sexy dec\u00e2t Tina Turner, care a fost MILF zdrobitoare \u015fi &#8220;would bang 10 \/ 10&#8221; cu mult \u00eenainte de popularizarea conceptului de MILF.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Iar c\u00e2rciuma mea va fi plin\u0103 de tineret care m\u0103 va adora.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O s\u0103 fiu relaxat\u0103 cu v\u00e2rsta mea, cu felul \u00een care o s\u0103 ar\u0103t \u015fi cu ceea ce am \u015fi pot face la v\u00e2rsta&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9401,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/502390-tina-turner-617-409.jpg?fit=617%2C409&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9400","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9400"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9400\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9403,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9400\/revisions\/9403"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9401"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}