{"id":9427,"date":"2015-05-14T07:49:17","date_gmt":"2015-05-14T07:49:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=9427"},"modified":"2015-05-14T07:49:17","modified_gmt":"2015-05-14T07:49:17","slug":"salut-eu-sunt-elvetia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/salut-eu-sunt-elvetia\/","title":{"rendered":"Salut, eu sunt Elve\u0163ia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen ultima vreme, lumea artistic\u0103 a descoperit scandalul public cu n\u0103b\u0103d\u0103i ca mijloc de promovare. Exact ca scelera\u0163ii din talk showurile pentru rom\u00e2ni ferici\u0163i, se mai o\u0163\u0103r\u0103sc intelectualii no\u015ftri pe c\u00e2te o t\u00e2mpenie irelevant\u0103, pufnesc furibund \u015fi \u00eencepe orgoliul urzicat s\u0103 curg\u0103 valuri &#8211; valuri, \u00een zeci de comentarii \u015fi panar\u0103mi f\u0103r\u0103 sf\u00e2r\u015fit.<br \/>\nPulimea de pe margine se implic\u0103 dup\u0103 simpatii, complet ira\u0163ional\u0103 \u015fi surd\u0103 la argumente, c\u0103 na, dac\u0103 \u0163ie-\u0163i plac eu, m\u0103 sus\u0163ii, chiar dac\u0103 ap\u0103r dreptul meu inviolabil de a da spargeri la b\u0103nci.<br \/>\n\u00cen fine, vorbe goale, iscate de impresia fals\u0103 a unora c\u0103-s buricele p\u0103m\u00e2ntului, de nevoia de aten\u0163ie \u015fi de constatarea c\u0103 b\u00e2lciul te scoate din anonimat. <\/p>\n<p>Am dat \u015fi ni\u015fte unfrienduri pe la punctele tensionate. Un distins intelectual m\u0103 racola mereu osta\u015f \u00een b\u0103t\u0103liile lui, cu tag-uri \u015fi chem\u0103ri la oaste, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd, lu\u00e2ndu-se un cocalar muist de mine pe wallul distinsului intelectual \u00een cauz\u0103, am constatat c\u0103 lupta de clas\u0103 nu e bijectiv\u0103. Adic\u0103, da, eu eram osta\u015f la cauzele lui, dar el nu sim\u0163ea nici o nevoie s\u0103-mi fie scut. Vorba bancului cu ardeleanu: Poi s\u0103 nu-z baj pula? <\/p>\n<p>\u015ei de c\u00e2teva luni, oricine vine s\u0103 m\u0103 coopteze la r\u0103zbel prime\u015fte acela\u015fi r\u0103spuns. <\/p>\n<p>\u00cemi cer scuze, nu e r\u0103zbelul meu. <\/p>\n<p>Dar chiar nu e. <\/p>\n<p>\u015ei nu, prietenia nu e un pretext de \u015fantaj. Nu e ca \u015fi cum eu mi-a\u015f fi condi\u0163ionat vreodat\u0103 prietenia de disponibilitatea ta de a-mi face sex oral. \u015ei atunci? <\/p>\n<p>E foarte frumos s\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u015fti \u00een pace. Pl\u0103cut \u015fi lini\u015fte. \u015ei ce e mai important, a\u015fa prevenim situa\u0163iile de genul: <\/p>\n<p>Tu te cer\u0163i cu Vasile. M\u0103 iei pe mine aliat \u015fi mi-l \u00eenjuri pe Vasile cu at\u00e2ta n\u0103duf \u00eenc\u00e2t zic: da, m\u0103, nene, Vasile e un nemernic. \u015ei sar \u00een lupt\u0103 pentru tine. \u015ei-l fac pe Vasile terci. Vasile vine la tine s\u0103 cear\u0103 pace. Tu i-o dai. Pacea, vreau s\u0103 zic. \u015ei Vasile \u00ee\u0163i zice c\u0103 eu sunt o javr\u0103 ordinar\u0103. \u015ei acum m\u0103 ur\u00e2\u0163i \u015fi Vasile (\u00eempotriva c\u0103ruia m-ai montat) \u015fi tu (care nu recuno\u015fti c\u0103 tu m-ai montat \u015fi c\u0103 ai \u00eenvins prin asediile mele lungi \u015fi nimicitoare). <\/p>\n<p>Nu, domnule. Not my cup of tea. Prefer s\u0103 \u0163in blog de festivaluri, c\u0103 e mai pa\u015fnic. \u00cen cur\u00e2nd, IconArts, Festivalul Atelier de la Sf\u00e2ntu Gheorghe \u015fi FDR Timi\u015foara. Care mai ai un festival \u015fi vrei s\u0103 angajezi un blogger, e\u015fti binevenit. Care ai un scandal pe rol, ia cu ap\u0103 rece. <\/p>\n<p>Eu sunt Elve\u0163ia \u015fi sunt completamente neutr\u0103. Un c\u00e2ntec vesel s\u0103 c\u00e2nt\u0103m. <\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/X-bxVdkLo-Y?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen ultima vreme, lumea artistic\u0103 a descoperit scandalul public cu n\u0103b\u0103d\u0103i ca mijloc de promovare. 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