{"id":943,"date":"2009-02-28T01:29:26","date_gmt":"2009-02-27T23:29:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=943"},"modified":"2009-02-28T01:29:26","modified_gmt":"2009-02-27T23:29:26","slug":"video-traume","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/video-traume\/","title":{"rendered":"Video-traume  (28 feb.)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Precum se \u015ftie, s\u00e2mb\u0103ta noastr\u0103 e dedicat\u0103 s\u00e2mbetelor pe care le purt\u0103m videoclipurilor care ne-au traumatizat, ne-au f\u0103cut s\u0103 vis\u0103m ur\u00e2t, s\u0103 vrem s\u0103 ne batem copiii \u015fi s\u0103 nu avem chef s-o ajut\u0103m pe vecina noastr\u0103 \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103 s\u0103 treac\u0103 strada.<\/p>\n<p>Azi \u00eencepem prin a ne aminti de bancul \u0103la de care am r\u00e2s cu to\u0163ii, c\u00e2nd ni l-au dat prietenii no\u015ftri pe mail sau pe messenger: De ce Elve\u0163ia nu are manele? R\u0103spuns: Pentru c\u0103 e \u0163ar\u0103 neutr\u0103 \u015fi nu are du\u015fmani. Video-trauma noastr\u0103 de azi a ap\u0103rut datorit\u0103 faptului c\u0103 Australia nu e o \u0163ar\u0103 neutr\u0103. Uite dovada:<!--more--><\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Ppl1OQ3QXVk?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Da, \u015ftim! \u0102sta e un remake al <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=vBjzJn9knFE\">acestei melodii<\/a>, \u015fi al senza\u0163iei de manelism jegos pe care respectiva melodie o degaj\u0103 din to\u0163i r\u0103runchii.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 urm\u0103rim clipul lui Holly Valance, observ\u0103m c\u0103 artista \u015fi-a f\u0103cut temele. Ce au manelistele? Popone\u0163 la vedere, ruj \u0163ip\u0103tor \u015fi kitschos, m\u00e2na la pubis, unduiri apetisante ale nurilor, neoane multicolore, covrigi \u00een urechi, masculi musculo\u015fi, gemete sugestive. Da! Reu\u015fe\u015fte s\u0103 arate ca o natural born manelist\u0103, deci admitem: misiunea artistic\u0103 e dus\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een culmile perfec\u0163iunii.<\/p>\n<p>Dar&#8230; DE CEEE?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Precum se \u015ftie, s\u00e2mb\u0103ta noastr\u0103 e dedicat\u0103 s\u00e2mbetelor pe care le purt\u0103m videoclipurilor care ne-au traumatizat, ne-au f\u0103cut s\u0103 vis\u0103m ur\u00e2t, s\u0103 vrem s\u0103&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-943","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/943","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=943"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/943\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=943"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=943"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=943"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}