\u015etiu, sun\u0103 cli\u015feic de hipsteresc. N-am TV, nu m\u0103 uit la TV. Dar chiar nu m\u0103 uit. Pentru c\u0103 simt c\u0103-mi intr\u0103 creierul \u00een putrefac\u0163ie instant. Goana dup\u0103 rating \u00eei face s\u0103 fie chiar mai idio\u0163i \u015fi mai \u00eenjurabili dec\u00e2t click baiturile din tabloide, ceea ce e deja o\u00a0performan\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n
De-aia am auzit faza cu G\u00e2dea care l-a pus pe Iglesias junior s\u0103 repete “Jos B\u0103sescu” doar din linkurile listei de prieteni. “Ce, m\u0103?” Am v\u0103zut \u00eenregistrarea. M-am frecat la ochi. Am mai v\u0103zut-o o dat\u0103. Da, \u015ftiu, dou\u0103 views. Se contorizeaz\u0103 la viralitate. \u015ei faptul c\u0103 eu scriu asta se pune tot ca feedback \u015fi se raporteaz\u0103 ca r\u0103spuns. \u015ei totu\u015fi, “ce m\u0103!!?”<\/p>\n
Eram copii oligofreni \u00een Sf\u00e2ntu Gheorghe, Covasna, c\u00e2nd \u00eei \u00eenv\u0103\u0163am pe vizitatorii rom\u00e2ni \u00eenjur\u0103turi \u00een maghiar\u0103 \u015fi le spuneam c\u0103-s “bun\u0103 ziua”. Copii b\u0103tu\u0163i \u00een cap, p\u00e2n\u0103-n 12 ani. C\u0103 dup\u0103 12 ani am descoperit fumatul \u015fi brusc, c\u0103caturile de genul “s\u0103 profit\u0103m de necunoa\u015fterea limbii s\u0103 punem un om \u00een ipostaz\u0103 jenant\u0103” ni s-au p\u0103rut deja retardat de infantile. Jenant nu pentru bietul necunosc\u0103tor al limbii, despre care se prinde oricine, repede, c\u0103 nu e de vin\u0103 cu nimic. Jenant pentru f\u0103pta\u015f.<\/p>\n
\u015ei nota bene, noi nu eram profesioni\u015fti media. Eram copii pro\u015fti p\u00e2n\u0103-n 12 ani. F\u0103r\u0103 preten\u0163ii. F\u0103r\u0103 alt scop dec\u00e2t c\u00e2teva hohote de r\u00e2s tembel.<\/p>\n
Cam p\u00e2n\u0103 unde te cobori, azi, \u00een televiziune, ca s\u0103 te asiguri c\u0103 ni\u015fte gher\u0163oi idio\u0163i o s\u0103 stea s\u0103 se uite la tine, s\u0103 r\u00e2njeasc\u0103 oligofren, cu o bal\u0103 scurg\u00e2ndu-li-se \u00een col\u0163ul gurii? \u015ei de ce? Cam c\u00e2nd o s\u0103 urmeze prima fela\u0163ie \u00een direct, cu close-up \u015fi ocazional POV? Dar primul castravete introdus \u00een anus? La ce buze are G\u00e2dea, mi se pare c\u0103 ar face rating deosebit cu un ass to mouth. \u015ei, spre deosebire de inducerea \u00een eroare a unui pu\u015fti binevoitor din Spania, m\u0103car ar fi o \u00eendeletnicire matur\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u00centre timp, unicul \u00eenving\u0103tor al fazei cu pricina este chiar B\u0103sescu. B\u0103sescu, despre care oricine poate spune c\u0103 e grobian, c\u0103 e de o r\u0103utate \u015fi de o lips\u0103 de scrupule fantastic\u0103, dar nimeni nu poate spune c\u0103 s-a manifestat vreodat\u0103 oligofren \u00een public. S\u0103 se coboare o personulitate media \u00een prime time s\u0103 pun\u0103 un invitat str\u0103in s\u0103 te \u00eenjure, p\u0103c\u0103lindu-l c\u0103 zice “la revedere”, mult dup\u0103 ce steaua ta politic\u0103 a apus – asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 ai f\u0103cut istorie.<\/p>\n
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