Din p\u0103cate, nu exist\u0103 sf\u00e2nta Lorena, s\u0103-mi adreseze cineva aceast\u0103 abominabil\u0103 urare, toate marile Lorene ale istoriei au fost t\u00e2r\u00e2turi ordinare \u015fi secer\u0103toare de penis, iar eu nu inten\u0163ionez s\u0103 fac not\u0103 discordant\u0103. Iar cel\u0103lalt nume nu mi-l \u015ftiu dec\u00e2t ni\u015fte prieteni din copil\u0103rie – apropo, Sf\u00e2ntu Gheorghe, dac\u0103 d\u0103 dreq \u015fi-mi spune\u0163i careva Cristina \u00een spectacolele mele de acolo, \u00eentrerup spectacolul \u00een secunda aia \u015fi m\u0103 \u00eentorc \u00een tromb\u0103 la Bucure\u015fti, pentru c\u0103 detest intens s\u0103 mi se spun\u0103 a\u015fa.<\/p>\n
Avantajul de a nu purta nume ortodoxe neao\u015fe este nep\u0103sarea complet\u0103 fa\u0163\u0103 de onomastici \u00een general. Te cheam\u0103 Gheorghe? Ce tare, just look at this beautiful bouquet of fucks I give. Te cheam\u0103 Ilie? Pe cine mai cheam\u0103 Ilie \u00een ziua de azi? Te cheam\u0103 Varlaam? Arsenie? Pafnutie? Vai de via\u0163a ta, c\u00e2t bullying trebuie c\u0103 ai \u00eendurat \u00een general\u0103, dac\u0103 nu cumva \u0163i-ai impus o porecl\u0103 gen Blondu’, Chelu’, Mo\u015fu’, Pul\u0103-Groas\u0103 sau Limb\u0103-cu-Asperit\u0103\u0163i.<\/p>\n
Oricum, numele nu e realizarea ta personal\u0103, e realizarea lui taic\u0103-tu c\u0103 a reu\u015fit s\u0103-\u015fi controleze \u00eendeajuns be\u0163ia \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 nu se fac\u0103 de r\u00e2s la prim\u0103rie. E de ajuns c\u0103 s-a f\u0103cut de r\u00e2s o dat\u0103, la nunt\u0103. M\u0103 rog, \u00een cazul lui Adriean \u015fi Mariean e dovada c\u0103 au mo\u015ftenit genetic incompeten\u0163a.<\/p>\n
Bun, acum trec\u00e2nd peste inutilitatea serb\u0103rii numelui, am un singur lucru de ad\u0103ugat: Ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u015fti cu numele? Eu tr\u0103iesc cu aer, ap\u0103 \u015fi iubire. Viguroas\u0103 \u015fi ve\u015fnic erect\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u015ei pute\u0163i spune c\u0103 am o minte murdar\u0103, dar exact cum la “Christos a \u00eenviat” se r\u0103spunde reflex “Adev\u0103rat c-a \u00eenviat”, c\u00e2nd aud prin aer “S\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u015fti cu numele!” \u00eemi vine reflex r\u0103spunsul “S\u0103 bele\u015fti pula cu buzele”.<\/p>\n
\u015etiu, n-am spirit de comitet. Ce s\u0103 fac?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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